• TBT: Lending a Hand

    TBT: Lending a Hand

    Becky tries to single-handledly start her own stripper lives matter movement... by assisting her colleague's spontaneous skull fucking and not giving 1 shit about it.

    Date: 11/19/15 Views: 212,665 Category: LMAO

  • Watch and Learn

    Watch and Learn

    Can't imagine this guy's life. Is it still considered 'gay' if the Alabama corn-holer you're sucking is your own? Here's to hoping the solution to that question is still on Stephen Hawking's bucket list. Time's ticking my friend.

    Date: 11/13/15 Views: 156,613 Category: LMAO



    Age of Ultron left us with 1 question: Where the fuck is Hulk? Well my almost-totally desensitized friends: We found him. Thus ending a year-long debate that he'll be in Infinity Wars. Another score for Wonder Woman fans.

    Date: 11/01/15 Views: 148,819 Category: LMAO

  • 30 Banned Halloween Costumes

    30 Banned Halloween Costumes


    Date: 10/19/15 Views: 131,112 Category: LMAO



    It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

    Date: 09/30/15 Views: 231,625 Category: LMAO

  • Self-Conscious Stripper

    Self-Conscious Stripper

    Bruno gets a reality check after a housewife jumps the gun, and yanks his towel off before maximum stiffness is achieved. He deals with humiliation the same way I deal with Mongolian food: legs crossed, anus puckered.

    Date: 08/03/15 Views: 140,782 Category: LMAO

  • Black or White?

    Black or White?

    Everybody is born with a gift. Unfortunately theirs is about as useful as Bruce Jenner's vagina. Sure, they can trace the history of the gluteus maximus via one touch, but will that really help greet us at Walmart?

    Date: 07/02/15 Views: 149,264 Category: LMAO

  • Porn in 1974 Was AWESOME

    Porn in 1974 Was AWESOME

    Dare to browse grandpa's pre-VHS war chest of adult videos and this is the gold you'll strike. An era of pr0n where incest was not only encouraged, but calling your daughter a twat was considered "foreplay". Hilarious.

    Date: 05/29/15 Views: 175,263 Category: LMAO

  • STUD of the Year (incredible acting)

    STUD of the Year (incredible acting)

    My gut tells me this is about as real as the Ph.D they just gave to Kanye... but I do find their performance right on par with any Adam Sandler movie. Thoughts?

    Date: 05/15/15 Views: 120,117 Category: LMAO

  • PROOF: Porn Doesn't Work in Real Life

    PROOF: Porn Doesn't Work in Real Life

    It was bound to happen. A third world sphincterwagon spent so much time on Pornhub he thought those pickup vids were real. So out he goes, boner in hand looking for grade D vagina. The result? Oh... you'll see.

    Date: 03/31/15 Views: 178,638 Category: LMAO

  • Casting Couch Disaster

    Casting Couch Disaster

    Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel.

    Date: 02/10/15 Views: 197,597 Category: LMAO

  • The Girl in the Green Dress

    The Girl in the Green Dress

    Self-entitled college mid-carder finds her braless flapjacks on a website and has a shitfit. By the 2nd threat of litigation I had already forgotten what flavor of IHOP syrup I'd cover those punching bags with.

    Date: 01/05/15 Views: 285,994 Category: LMAO

  • Bait and Switch

    Bait and Switch

    Pair of goobers hit the streets to shoot their first porn. Everything's going swimmingly until they get confronted by the Chewbecca of female genitalia. I mean literally 1 utility belt away from guest starring in Episode VII.

    Date: 11/26/14 Views: 167,459 Category: LMAO

  • Basically the Worst Girlfriend Ever

    Basically the Worst Girlfriend Ever

    Sticking your dick into crazy girls without any consequences is about as probable as an Ebola outbreak in Beverly Hills... but I do admire her bravery. What do you think? Hit it, or hit it with a golf club?

    Date: 10/19/14 Views: 212,931 Category: LMAO

  • Cannot... Contain... Excitement.

    Cannot... Contain... Excitement.

    Who the fuck shit in her cereal? I HATE monotonic whores. I'd coat my dick in Paxil and fuck her up the cornholio till she smiled like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting. Google it.

    Date: 10/19/11 Views: 102,433 Category: LMAO

  • Dont Piss On Me!

    Dont Piss On Me!

    Nothing says 'good morning' like 10 fluid ounces of post-asparagus urinal bliss, straight to the dome. She's less than appreciative but thats okay. Blondes look hotter when they're angry.

    Date: 03/23/11 Views: 205,838 Category: LMAO

  • Im Not The Only One?

    Im Not The Only One?

    Dirty bitch with a bangin body slips her hand down the back of her pants to relieve an itchy browneye. Okay mission accomplished. But then what does she do? Smells her fucking fingers. Wifey material for sure.

    Date: 11/07/10 Views: 137,791 Category: LMAO

  • The Dangers Of Glory Holes

    The Dangers Of Glory Holes

    Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.

    Date: 06/21/10 Views: 287,418 Category: LMAO

  • Bubbles!


    She can blow bubbles with her twat. Yep. Just another one of the many perks of having been slam-fucked by 1500 different men.

    Date: 12/25/09 Views: 107,314 Category: LMAO

  • Cocks Taste Good

    Cocks Taste Good

    Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P

    Date: 05/09/09 Views: 155,101 Category: LMAO

  • Period Motherfucker

    Period Motherfucker

    "I was sittin in there, havin a drink, eatin dinner... and you decided to fuckin molest me. Period motherfucker."

    Date: 01/07/09 Views: 134,507 Category: LMAO

  • Here Rinse Your Face Off

    Here Rinse Your Face Off

    Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.

    Date: 09/12/08 Views: 128,270 Category: LMAO

  • Donkey Wants To Fuck

    Donkey Wants To Fuck

    This one is open ended. Lets use our imaginations and just pretend the donkey got what he wanted - his 20 inch penis in her virgin asshole lolz

    Date: 02/02/08 Views: 142,951 Category: LMAO