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  • The Man, Myth and Legend

    The Man, Myth and Legend

    Prostitution is pretty straight forward. Browse CL's services section and let the expletives fly. Unless you're a 300 pounder that idolizes John Madden and is shaped like Despicable Me. Then it gets a little weird.

    Date: 10/05/15 Views: 148,527 Category: LMAO

  • #OKTOBERFEST

    #OKTOBERFEST

    It's that time of year again. When the sounds of regret coming out of all orifices at once still can't drown out some rimjob who considers the accordion a pivotal musical instrument. It's not exactly easy on the liver...

    Date: 09/30/15 Views: 230,563 Category: LMAO

  • Self-Conscious Stripper

    Self-Conscious Stripper

    Bruno gets a reality check after a housewife jumps the gun, and yanks his towel off before maximum stiffness is achieved. He deals with humiliation the same way I deal with Mongolian food: legs crossed, anus puckered.

    Date: 08/03/15 Views: 139,853 Category: LMAO

  • Black or White?

    Black or White?

    Everybody is born with a gift. Unfortunately theirs is about as useful as Bruce Jenner's vagina. Sure, they can trace the history of the gluteus maximus via one touch, but will that really help greet us at Walmart?

    Date: 07/02/15 Views: 148,416 Category: LMAO

  • Porn in 1974 Was AWESOME

    Porn in 1974 Was AWESOME

    Dare to browse grandpa's pre-VHS war chest of adult videos and this is the gold you'll strike. An era of pr0n where incest was not only encouraged, but calling your daughter a twat was considered "foreplay". Hilarious.

    Date: 05/29/15 Views: 174,256 Category: LMAO

  • STUD of the Year (incredible acting)

    STUD of the Year (incredible acting)

    My gut tells me this is about as real as the Ph.D they just gave to Kanye... but I do find their performance right on par with any Adam Sandler movie. Thoughts?

    Date: 05/15/15 Views: 119,524 Category: LMAO

  • PROOF: Porn Doesn't Work in Real Life

    PROOF: Porn Doesn't Work in Real Life

    It was bound to happen. A third world sphincterwagon spent so much time on Pornhub he thought those pickup vids were real. So out he goes, boner in hand looking for grade D vagina. The result? Oh... you'll see.

    Date: 03/31/15 Views: 177,620 Category: LMAO

  • Casting Couch Disaster

    Casting Couch Disaster

    Tits like a 2x4, anal has a 30 sec time limit and facials send her running. If there's an instructional video out there on what not to do during your first porn scene, I'd recon this derp just paved the way for a sequel.

    Date: 02/10/15 Views: 196,474 Category: LMAO

  • The Girl in the Green Dress

    The Girl in the Green Dress

    Self-entitled college mid-carder finds her braless flapjacks on a website and has a shitfit. By the 2nd threat of litigation I had already forgotten what flavor of IHOP syrup I'd cover those punching bags with.

    Date: 01/05/15 Views: 284,609 Category: LMAO

  • Bait and Switch

    Bait and Switch

    Pair of goobers hit the streets to shoot their first porn. Everything's going swimmingly until they get confronted by the Chewbecca of female genitalia. I mean literally 1 utility belt away from guest starring in Episode VII.

    Date: 11/26/14 Views: 166,808 Category: LMAO

  • Basically the Worst Girlfriend Ever

    Basically the Worst Girlfriend Ever

    Sticking your dick into crazy girls without any consequences is about as probable as an Ebola outbreak in Beverly Hills... but I do admire her bravery. What do you think? Hit it, or hit it with a golf club?

    Date: 10/19/14 Views: 212,100 Category: LMAO

  • Cannot... Contain... Excitement.

    Cannot... Contain... Excitement.

    Who the fuck shit in her cereal? I HATE monotonic whores. I'd coat my dick in Paxil and fuck her up the cornholio till she smiled like Matt Damon on the cover of Good Will Hunting. Google it.

    Date: 10/19/11 Views: 102,177 Category: LMAO

  • Dont Piss On Me!

    Dont Piss On Me!

    Nothing says 'good morning' like 10 fluid ounces of post-asparagus urinal bliss, straight to the dome. She's less than appreciative but thats okay. Blondes look hotter when they're angry.

    Date: 03/23/11 Views: 204,981 Category: LMAO

  • Im Not The Only One?

    Im Not The Only One?

    Dirty bitch with a bangin body slips her hand down the back of her pants to relieve an itchy browneye. Okay mission accomplished. But then what does she do? Smells her fucking fingers. Wifey material for sure.

    Date: 11/07/10 Views: 137,425 Category: LMAO

  • The Dangers Of Glory Holes

    The Dangers Of Glory Holes

    Bro sticks his cock where it aint wanted and gets a serious tug job. If that doesn't result in half an inch of penile growth, I don't know what will.

    Date: 06/21/10 Views: 286,307 Category: LMAO

  • Bubbles!

    Bubbles!

    She can blow bubbles with her twat. Yep. Just another one of the many perks of having been slam-fucked by 1500 different men.

    Date: 12/25/09 Views: 107,188 Category: LMAO

  • Cocks Taste Good

    Cocks Taste Good

    Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P

    Date: 05/09/09 Views: 154,616 Category: LMAO

  • Period Motherfucker

    Period Motherfucker

    "I was sittin in there, havin a drink, eatin dinner... and you decided to fuckin molest me. Period motherfucker."

    Date: 01/07/09 Views: 134,208 Category: LMAO

  • Here Rinse Your Face Off

    Here Rinse Your Face Off

    Hopefully whoever took a shit in that toilet last remembered to flush haha.

    Date: 09/12/08 Views: 127,848 Category: LMAO

  • Donkey Wants To Fuck

    Donkey Wants To Fuck

    This one is open ended. Lets use our imaginations and just pretend the donkey got what he wanted - his 20 inch penis in her virgin asshole lolz

    Date: 02/02/08 Views: 142,326 Category: LMAO