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  • Tight Enough to be Illegal

    Tight Enough to be Illegal

    Now I have seen a few snappers in my day, never seen one that’ll cut grass. Maybe do a little edging along the driveway after a party, that’s all you can hope for. But you know, “weed whacker”, you can understand! - GC 1999

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 52,798 Category: Public

  • Hookin' at Home Depot

    Hookin' at Home Depot

    Lewdness is lewdness, I don't judge. But when you start leaving business cards (8:45) next to the finest Persian faux synthetic vinyl leather @ TGI Fridays you just soiled, we're on the verge of crossing boundaries M'LADY.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 71,374 Category: Public

  • Surprise of the Month

    Surprise of the Month

    WOW. Between having the penis of a guinea pig, and the hairline of Danny Devito, I don't know what this Idaho spud fuck was thinking. Whattaya guess he titled this for home use? 'Caterpillar Cock Campaign #3'?? HAHA

    Date: 05/12/17 Views: 107,170 Category: Public

  • It DOES happen in real life

    It DOES happen in real life

    Other working titles:
    — Guardians of the Phallus-Y
    — Beaver and Buttface
    — Evil Head

    Date: 05/08/17 Views: 152,873 Category: Public

  • Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Was that a schoolbus @ 10:00? [mariah leonne]

    Date: 04/11/17 Views: 114,606 Category: Public

  • Yup, that's illegal

    Yup, that's illegal

    What can I say? She's a slut with time to kill and he has a membership card to the local clinic. How could this not end in a fistful of Alabama Hotpocket?

    Date: 04/02/17 Views: 109,019 Category: Public

  • Pornstars Narrowly Avoid Arrest

    Pornstars Narrowly Avoid Arrest

    By narrowly avoid, I mean 1 socially inept clerk coming within inches of J-Sin's gravy spigot, (6:20) and being completely unaware of it. Only thing missing is a public lewdness fine and the Internet callin his dick: racist yo!

    Date: 03/24/17 Views: 119,194 Category: Public

  • 2 Drunk 2 Care

    2 Drunk 2 Care

    Recently divorced MILF feels the need to get wild. How bout embracin her inner Miley Cyrus & getting bacterial vaginosis 10 mins before last call? That works. Just be sure to get permission from Arturo Sanchez first, HAHA.

    Date: 03/06/17 Views: 190,537 Category: Public

  • Make a Wish

    Make a Wish

    Who the fuck does this girl thinks she is? The John Cena of indecent exposure? This is exactly why I make my friends carry a 2 pack of raincoats on them at all times. Degenerates around every corner/burn ward.

    Date: 02/21/17 Views: 126,012 Category: Public

  • Customer Service

    Customer Service

    Maybe you've already seen this one? Seems to have spread across the net faster than gonorrhea at 2-day Lollapalooza campout. It's not real fellas. Wifey material for sure, but you'll see legit public debauchery HERE.

    Date: 02/10/17 Views: 231,223 Category: Public

  • Walk of Shame at Marriott Hotel

    Walk of Shame at Marriott Hotel

    Kristy Kreme all but shits her pants after stumbling on a gringo having the proudest moment of his life. Chill Kristy. It's not like he had an Immigration badge pinned on his chest or something. This whitey cums in peace.

    Date: 02/05/17 Views: 171,071 Category: Public

  • "IT'S A PRANK BRO"

    "IT'S A PRANK BRO"

    If only she put as much effort into real porn as she did into the Full House of scripted prank TV, maybe I'd feel proud about filling up that 6 pack of tube socks with homemade ranch dressing. But I don't. FULL VERSION

    Date: 12/27/16 Views: 212,890 Category: Public

  • Grabbing a Stranger's Pussy (REAL?)

    Grabbing a Stranger's Pussy (REAL?)

    Make Japan great again.

    Date: 12/08/16 Views: 189,318 Category: Public

  • I'm AMAZED he wasn't arrested

    I'm AMAZED he wasn't arrested

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is about as probable as Kanye West being president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Thoughts?

    Date: 12/03/16 Views: 154,157 Category: Public

  • Cumming @ SFO

    Cumming @ SFO

    Public climaxing. Doesn't bother to take off her pants. Doesn't care to put down her cigarette. This girl can't give a fuck less about soiling her Victoria Secrets, and I love it. Apathy porn man. That needs to be a thing.

    Date: 11/05/16 Views: 185,631 Category: Public

  • "Was that sexual assault? IDK"

    "Was that sexual assault? IDK"

    Oodles of college br0s gather for a simulated lynching. Shit gets kooky when Qualeek and Co. expose her C-cups, erecting all mongoose dicks in a 20 mile radius. Oddly enough, she leaves with a smile. Unlike this girl.

    Date: 10/25/16 Views: 222,292 Category: Public

  • Movie Night

    Movie Night

    Is it real? No. But does it make getting through all 97 1/2 minutes of any given Adam Sandler motion picture possible? It's 100%, definitely a maybe.

    Date: 10/11/16 Views: 190,229 Category: Public

  • REAL: Tricked into Sucking 24 Dicks!

    REAL: Tricked into Sucking 24 Dicks!

    "She was allegedly told she would win a holiday for taking part in the sick game but the "prize" later turned out to be a $5 drink with the same name.". Read the full story on this level-99 trolling HERE!

    Date: 09/06/16 Views: 223,646 Category: Public

  • "Too late, I already filmed it!"

    "Too late, I already filmed it!"

    Only 1 thing compliments the smooth stylings of progressive underground Serbian folk music: And that's getting more of a rash on your crotch from the guy you raw dogged, than the toilet. Ya dun good tonight, Babooshka.

    Date: 07/25/16 Views: 185,381 Category: Public

  • Receptionist of the Year

    Receptionist of the Year

    Lunch break goes from puffin cigs, to toying tuna torpedos, as Pam Beesly all but guarantees this brodudeski's hotel stay ends in a 5-star YELP review.

    Date: 07/06/16 Views: 244,900 Category: Public

  • Who's Next?

    Who's Next?

    Concert goes from casual genital appreciation, to a full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turns her vayjay into a full serve cock carwash. 1 migrant after another get granted VIP access, zero questions asked.

    Date: 06/20/16 Views: 230,937 Category: Public

  • The Only Way to Fly

    The Only Way to Fly

    Exciting, amirite? Too bad these are no amateurs. It's Johnny and Kissa Sins. Never heard of him? Let me put it this way: That wang has serviced more emaciated pussy than 30 yrs worth of Fancy Feast in the ASPCA.

    Date: 06/03/16 Views: 241,570 Category: Public

  • "Touch my pussy. TOUCH IT!"

    "Touch my pussy. TOUCH IT!"

    Narcissistic dick toaster skips the small talk and goes right for the krusty burger - a secret menu item our hero victim never ordered. SPOILER: She gets rejected faster than transgender feminist in a Texas bathroom.

    Date: 05/04/16 Views: 191,767 Category: Public

  • The 'Cool' Mom

    The 'Cool' Mom

    Cute face, big tits and supports space exploration? Neil deGrasse Tyson calls this wife material but I'm not sold til I see the size of her cargo bay. Judging by her social life, I'm betting it's a $6 cab ride from clitoris to anus.

    Date: 04/25/16 Views: 193,664 Category: Public

  • There's NO reason for this.

    There's NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 03/19/16 Views: 293,211 Category: Public

  • CLASSIC: "I MAKE IT RAIN"

    CLASSIC: "I MAKE IT RAIN"

    Ever wonder what the landscape of digital media looked like ~10 years ago? Spoiler: It was this clip and that hamburgeropotomus twirling around the room thinking he was a Jedi, that's it. Trust me I'm from the Internet.

    Date: 12/28/15 Views: 202,350 Category: Public

  • Blown at Home Depot

    Blown at Home Depot

    A lot can happen in the blink of an eye. Lives are lost, mutinies are born and sometimes, just sometimes the talk hole of Pornhub's finest will get blasted in between toilet world and kitchen cabinets. More of her here.

    Date: 11/28/15 Views: 279,981 Category: Public

  • I'm Going Vegan

    I'm Going Vegan

    Get fucked Monsanto. PROOF HERE.

    Date: 10/24/15 Views: 153,586 Category: Public

  • D-Train Finger Bang

    D-Train Finger Bang

    A romantic moment breaks out in front of stunned train passengers. Emilio then ups his game by infiltrating teh underpants and securing a chastity belt-like grip on this gypsies coin purse. Technique brought to you by JCVD.

    Date: 08/27/15 Views: 133,433 Category: Public

  • Best. Concert. Ever.

    Best. Concert. Ever.

    Hipster look without the feminist agenda. Not a bad piece of turkey jerky. Will I date her? No. Will I treat her to a Gummy Bear Jamba Juice and complimentary cornhole evaluation? OHY. Her Twitter. Her YouTube.

    Date: 08/21/15 Views: 214,558 Category: Public