By narrowly avoid, I mean 1 socially inept clerk coming within inches of J-Sin's gravy spigot, (6:20) and being completely unaware of it. Only thing missing is a public lewdness fine and the Internet callin his dick: racist yo!
I'm all for asserting control by refusing to spend $15 at Motel6 but for real, if he doesn't start scouting better venues, eventually he's gonna end up with bullet holes and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.
This is standard college bro i spent $27 on daiquiris, i'm not fuckin leaving until i'm done syndrome. Fortunately in this episode, the spectators are friendlies. Skip to 5:52 for the most alpha handshake since Predator 1.