Who the fuck does this girl thinks she is? The John Cena of indecent exposure? This is exactly why I make my friends carry a 2 pack of raincoats on them at all times. Degenerates around every corner/burn ward.
Kristy Kreme all but shits her pants after stumbling on a gringo having the proudest moment of his life. Chill out Kristy. It's not like he had an Immigration badge pinned on his chest or something. This whitey cums in peace.
~1 minute of footage, featuring more acts of human despair than Corey Feldman's Twitter on a Friday night.
Make Japan great again.
My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is about as probable as Kanye West being president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Thoughts?
Public climaxing. Doesn't bother to take off her pants. Doesn't care to put down her cigarette. This girl can't give a fuck less about soiling her Victoria Secrets, and I love it. Apathy porn man. That needs to be a thing.
Is this real? Absolutely not. But does it make getting through all 97 1/2 minutes of any given Adam Sandler motion picture possible? It's 100%, definitely a maybe.
Only 1 thing can compliment the smooth stylings of progressive underground Serbian folk music: And that's getting more of a rash on your crotch from the guy you raw dogged, than the toilet. Ya dun good Babooshka.
1:00 A.M. lunch break goes from puffin cigs, to toying the tuna torpedo, as Pam Beesly all but guarantees this brodudeski's hotel stay results in a 5-star YELP review.
Concert goes from casual genital appreciation, to a full blown AIDS epidemic when 1 reckless cunt turns her vayjay into a full serve cock carwash. 1 migrant after another get granted VIP access, zero questions asked.
Narcissistic dick toaster skips the small talk and goes right for the krusty burger - a secret menu item our
hero victim never ordered. SPOILER: She gets rejected faster than transgender feminist in a Texas bathroom.
Cute face, big tits and supports space exploration? Neil deGrasse Tyson calls this wife material but I'm not sold til I see the size of her cargo bay. Judging by her social life, I'm betting it's a $6 cab ride from clitoris to anus.
Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT
Ever wonder what the landscape of digital media looked like ~10 years ago? Spoiler: It was this clip and that hamburgeropotomus twirling around the room thinking he was a Jedi, that's it. Trust me I'm from the Internet.