By narrowly avoid, I mean 1 socially inept clerk coming within inches of J-Sin's gravy spigot, (6:20) and being completely unaware of it. Only thing missing is a public lewdness fine and the Internet callin his dick: racist yo!
Kristy Kreme all but shits her pants after stumbling on a gringo having the proudest moment of his life. Chill Kristy. It's not like he had an Immigration badge pinned on his chest or something. This whitey cums in peace.
I'm all for asserting control by refusing to spend $15 at Motel6 but for real, if he doesn't start scouting better venues, eventually he's gonna end up with bullet holes and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.
This is standard college bro i spent $27 on daiquiris, i'm not fuckin leaving until i'm done syndrome. Fortunately in this episode, the spectators are friendlies. Skip to 5:52 for the most alpha handshake since Predator 1.