I'm all for asserting control by refusing to spend $15 at Motel6 but for real, if he doesn't start scouting better venues, eventually he's gonna end up with bullet holes and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.
Attention whore diddles her clit in the fast lane, hoping to distract a man in charge of 40 tons of steel. Victory is semi-achieved halfway in, ending with no more than a thumbs up & Katy Perry high notes. Rules of the road.
An evening of Malibu Bay Breezes, unadulterated back-alley blowjobs and dumbass hair colors comes to it's apex when brodude #2 shows up with high fives, harsh language and a camera from the Seinfeld era.
Southern California's finest group of future vagrants get a whiff of something they haven't seen since MySpace was cool: Disease-free butthole. Some laugh, some cry, all get put into the faggot pile for not carpe diem'ing.
He looks like the kinda guy that calls you a LOLFAGGIT on the Playstation Network after scoring a goal in FIFA... but I can't hate. He fucks women. I'm still struggling with the Aveeno shampoo bottle matrix.
I'm gonna be that guy: Anyone know her real name? Or if she's made other porn vids? Specifically ones without a CHUD cameraman whose idea of 'teh sexy talks' is calling the girl about to blow him "an infant". thx luv u
If there's one thing that never fails to get clicks, it's innocent citizens stumbling upon public sex acts. Good head is a crowd pleaser too. teh bro getting blown into another dimension tells me this one is a double jackpot.
Good call on extending stereotypes by slinging choco sauce right next to a vat of fried chicken. Just curious tho, exactly how many death threats does it take to make a franchisee give up his store for a porn shoot?
Inebriated cougar gives an unwanted gash flash on the 2:00 AM metro line. And like me during a Michael Bay movie, this guy bails out about an hour before it's over.
20 years worth of pixelated genitalia has left Aiko at a loss when she stumbles across a pre-cooked ball park frank in real life. I got two words for you: Wife Material.
Public sex - Overused venue. Doesn't even care to take off her pants. This girl couldn't give less of a fuck about being caught mid-thrust and I love her for it. Consider this the Wrestlemania of voyeur, BROTHER!
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He's twice her age, sports a level 10 pedostache and drives a 93' Suzuki, Rapevan Edition. Most girls would fear for their lives. But her? The dripping wet twat speaks for itself: slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh slosh.
Self proclaimed "BBW whisperer" & "pimp of the parking lot", Mario from da Barrio goes to pound-town on a token fatty, as her 2 best friends supervise and provide invaluable advice like "choke her but don't kill her".