Who the fuck does this asshole think he is? The Zorro of sex offenders? This is exactly why I make my sister take my Splatmaster paintball pistol with her every time she goes to the 99 cent store. Fucking degenerates.
Oscar Delamos - loving husband, father of 20, and official badboy of Best Western's security/janitorial department. Dude straight swaps free rooms in exchange for crackwhore pussy.
Perhaps "ruined" is the wrong word, as it's suggestive that being straddled by 200 pound African American crackwhore could actually get worse. It cant. Trust me. I've been to IHOP on a Saturday night.
Inebriated skank giving an unwanted strip show gets knocked flat on her ass by the fine civil servants of Poland. Sorry fatty, Ordinance 245-B33 specifically prohibits sea elephants from dancing like Madonna.
She literally cant walk more than 10 feet without having to stop, bend over and pry open her crusty gash for all midday traffic to see. It's a condition. Us folks in the medical community call it Whorosis.
What a scumbag. Trying to pass his seminal fluid off as SPF 30 sunblock? and glazing sexy sunbathers in it under the guise that he's trying to prevent skin cancer? Castrate this motherfucker. He stole my idea.
MEN: put on your Ushanka + premium denim, hop on the nearest train, subtly unzip your pants and bust out the war horse. WOMEN: see something you like? tap twice on his cock and prepare to exchange digits.
Symptom #76 that you're a full fledged slut: you spot a creepy naked man hanging out on the sidewalk with a rock hard boner and rather than calling 911, you grope his genitlia and take photos for Facebook.
Congratulations dinky dick. You've mastered the art of defacing windows belonging to dental clinics. Now I want you to think long and hard about the migrant workers that get paid in Chalupas to clean that shit up. Cesar Chavez does not approve.
In the 2 minutes you will spend watching this video you will see A.) The Soloist receive a rimjob B.) no less than 3 bystanders contracting HIV and C.) a Chinese neighbor working feverishly to ignore it all.
The unwritten rules of a nude beach: a.) see with your eyes, not your hands b.) travel in packs, you'll feel like less of a douchebag and c.) always bury your jizz. Common courtesy bro.
I've seen this turd in a few vids now. Same shit every time. He poses as a potential customer.. but in reality.. he's just buying some time to beat off and talk dirty with a member of the opposite sex. Ballin on a budget.
Five bucks says she took that photo directly to the police. Either that or she went home and rubbed one out.. but I rather not put too much thought into that. Imagining sexual scenarios involving fat people is counterproductive.
Black people go buck wild for asses like this. I wonder if that pool of ass juice dripping from her spandex would be much of a deterrent? Probably smells like dog turd baking under the sun.
Old hag flashes her gash at the wrong motorist.. cause this sleazy fuck wants more than just a peek at her withered old clam. Kinda reminds me of that shitty Paul Walker movie. My point exactly.
Recently divorced milf feels like doing something wild. How about showing off your withered twat to a crowd full of horny old men? Yeah, that always works. Just be sure to get permission from Officer Jackoff first. haha.
This oriental fruitcake heads to the mens bathroom for a round of public handball, attracting the attention of a horny businessman who gets continuously rejected. It's quite the show.
Exhibitionism? or is he just airing out his wifes stank ass pussy? You be the judge!