She's built like Despicable Me, and dude's shorter than the closet twink from Hunger Games. It's a sexual miscombination, and it's one that goes from moderately bad to fucking ewwwww! very quickly. (1 min. mark)
Think your Fridays are fun? Time to reevaluate, faggot. This babe does it all, and by all I mean A.) exposes her turtling prolapse to patrons @ Starbucks B.) compares a fireman's penis to that of a lapdog. 20 times in a row.
and a beautiful face. and amazing tits. But how about the personality? Probably less depth than a gerbil's vagina. I like you, I'll pleasure myself to you, but the pedestal remains reserved for Veronica Mars.
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Good taste in women (read: victims). Poor taste in beach attire though. Two words: Pacific Sunwear. Join the rest of the evolved population and buy a pair of board shorts, you unfashionable scumbag fuck.
Genius idea, poor execution. People want to see a petite Hispanic with a greasy asshole ride that bike through a swap meet. Not Ned Flanders in Fuckstick, Tennessee. Now apologize to your Walmart denim.
Oscar Delamos - loving husband, father of 20, and official badboy of Best Western's security/janitorial department. Dude straight swaps free rooms in exchange for crackwhore pussy.
Perhaps "ruined" is the wrong word, as it's suggestive that being straddled by 200 pound African American crackwhore could actually get worse. It cant. Trust me. I've been to IHOP on a Saturday night.
Inebriated skank giving an unwanted strip show gets knocked flat on her ass by the fine civil servants of Poland. Sorry fatty, Ordinance 245-B33 specifically prohibits sea elephants from dancing like Madonna.
She literally cant walk more than 10 feet without having to stop, bend over and pry open her crusty gash for all midday traffic to see. It's a condition. Us folks in the medical community call it Whorosis.
What a scumbag. Trying to pass his seminal fluid off as SPF 30 sunblock? and glazing sexy sunbathers in it under the guise that he's trying to prevent skin cancer? Castrate this motherfucker. He stole my idea.
MEN: put on your Ushanka + premium denim, hop on the nearest train, subtly unzip your pants and bust out the war horse. WOMEN: see something you like? tap twice on his cock and prepare to exchange digits.
Symptom #76 that you're a full fledged slut: you spot a creepy naked man hanging out on the sidewalk with a rock hard boner and rather than calling 911, you grope his genitlia and take photos for Facebook.
Congratulations dinky dick. You've mastered the art of defacing windows belonging to dental clinics. Now I want you to think long and hard about the migrant workers that get paid in Chalupas to clean that shit up. Cesar Chavez does not approve.
In the 2 minutes you will spend watching this video you will see A.) The Soloist receive a rimjob B.) no less than 3 bystanders contracting HIV and C.) a Chinese neighbor working feverishly to ignore it all.
The unwritten rules of a nude beach: a.) see with your eyes, not your hands b.) travel in packs, you'll feel like less of a douchebag and c.) always bury your jizz. Common courtesy bro.
I've seen this turd in a few vids now. Same shit every time. He poses as a potential customer.. but in reality.. he's just buying some time to beat off and talk dirty with a member of the opposite sex. Ballin on a budget.