Where I live, this is considered community service.
It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]
This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
So that's what a prostitute looks like in Russia? People actually pay to bury their wiener in that pig? No thanks, I'll just stick to jacking off in the mirror.
I did the same thing during math class, except it was just me jacking off solo. All the girls were too scared to touch my goliath penis.