South American harlot gets the dignity kicked/punched/stripped out of her after jumping into bed with the wrong husband. Lesson learned: When it comes to men named Alfonzo, keep the guavas tucked in at all times.
JinJang and Co. drop their porkbuns and head to the streets for some good ol' fashioned Shanghai fun: Going berserker barrage on a defenseless girls undergarments. It's like watching Bill Cosby in 1983. Too soon? Too bad.
Dude packing as much meat as a vegan dinner special, heads to the bar for a good time and finds out it's 2for1 night. $8 gets you Smirnoff and a Thai-grade BJ. Sadly, Stewart lacks the rigidness to enjoy the savings, HAHA.
Silly wilderbeast. You cant steal a 300 pound woman's triple stack baconator and get away with it for free. Prepare to watch 2 woman burn more calories in 30 seconds than they have in the past 3 years.
Hot bitch's 15 seconds of fame is obliterated after cool-guy rips her top right the fuck off. Dont feel too bad lady. Seeing as I just beat off to the 4 frames in which your breasts were exposed, youre technically still in the limelight.
In 3 seconds flat this wetback minx goes from innocently showing some skin to getting simultaneously finger banged by 7 different strangers, all named Jorge. You call it sexual assault. They call it Cinco De Mayo.