Armani Almondjoy takes one to the cranium from a gun 7 feet long (or in native metrics, 5,752 Iraqi wieners. combined). Pretty creative way to bite the dust, but a far cry compared to Fucked-To-Death-By-1000-Pound-Stallion.
My main man Karbulahammed the 3rd, (Mr. Carl for short), can run like the fucking wind. Unfortunately though, the bullets belonging to the 30mm cannon aimed at his dome are a wee bit faster. Adios Mr. Carl.