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Date September 3rd, 2010  Views 15494
Dude pulls an NBA trick shot and shoots a wad of cum right over his bitch's head and back into his own fuckin face! YUUUAH WINNER!

Date August 31st, 2010  Views 38236
Audience member with some major quevos forcibly removes the clothing of a hot ass host, revealing her fake titties to the world. And by world, I mean all 6 people that actually watch Spanish programming.

Date August 31st, 2010  Views 36310
HAHA wow guy. Just wow. Hung like a fuckin newborn. What the fuck do they title a porno like this? Caterpillar Cock Kamikaze #9? haha.

Date August 31st, 2010  Views 31716
Sorry lady. It's gonna take more than a multi-colored haircut and heavy eye liner to counteract that jew beak and those fat rolls. I think you might find better acceptance among the juggalo crowd. lol.

Date August 30th, 2010  Views 37969
Chick gets gangbanged after being encased in a box of cement, with holes left for each orifice. Pretty sure that's fake as fuck but bonus points for the novel idea.

Date August 30th, 2010  Views 30096
Congratulations Yoshi. You just experienced rectal hemorrhaging and some gook pornographer caught it all tape. Prepare for overnight stardom!

Date August 28th, 2010  Views 38985
Dudes cock like a motherfuckin boomerang. Time to put your mouth on the barrel buddy. The only thing you could fuck with that thing is a kangaroo's asshole.

Date August 28th, 2010  Views 30911
Chick falls to her knees with a thigh-quivering orgasm. Johnny Cock N' Balls goes in for another round of ovary bashing but she aint having it! haha.

Date August 27th, 2010  Views 62850
Listen up at the 21 second and 34 second mark. Dumb bitch gets grossed out by the toxins emitted from her own gash. I hear Costco has good deals on Vagisil if you buy in bulk. Get to it.

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 57646
Juanita wants to spice up her youtube video with some headbanging action. Problem is... Juanita is mildy retarded and cant seem to maintain any rhythm as she thrashes her melon to and fro. Brain damage ensues.

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 34768
She's got 13 inches of pole to suck and cant even get her lips past the head! Sorry lady... I'm afriad this means you wont be going very far in life.

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 63150
Dude wakes up his white trash wife by blowing a fat load of Mircale Whip all over her ugly face... and ear lol. How's that for breakfast in bed baby?

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 49418
A fine collection of women that havent been keeping up with modern technology - like sunblock. It's okay, the contrast makes my dick hard.

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 36768
Hot bitch gets hit in the face with a 32 ounces bratwurst. The thing's so big it nearly breaks her schnoz. Good work brother. You've got a gift and you're using it well.

Date August 23rd, 2010  Views 33826
Listen up at the 4 second mark. Bitch lets out enough gas to inflate a fuckin Goodyear blimp. NOTE: audio cuts out after 10 seconds... homemade fart porn fail.

Date August 20th, 2010  Views 49898
I'm sensing some serious negativtity with the look on this bitch's face. Maybe quitting your online classes at Devry university to become a full time whorebag wasn't all that good of an idea, eh lady?

Date August 19th, 2010  Views 50399
So what dumb fuck added the soundtrack from Body of Lies? Kinda hard to beat off to vaginas being split open when you got that shit playing in the background. Not cool bro.

Date August 19th, 2010  Views 56147
Newbie slut nearly shits herself after laying eyes on the 10 inch wang she's assigned to fuck. Yeah, it's a bit of step up from Vienna sausages she's used too... but she'll manage. All whores do. It's in their DNA.

Date August 19th, 2010  Views 60991
Shit. If I was on that boat, I'd simply push Shamu overboard and back into her natural habitat. Problem solved. LOL.

Date August 19th, 2010  Views 56726