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Two words - swine flu. Behave yourselves or my main man Jesus will pwn ya'll a 2nd time.
Date June 13th, 2009 Views: 88556 |
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The modern bullies of 3rd world Asian countries - they don't want your lunch money. They just wanna see yo titties.
Date June 13th, 2009 Views: 107959 |
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Lucky her. She'll never know the pains of constipation.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 95639 |
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I dig the ass, but I think her money would've been better spent on facial reconstruction. She's got that whole chipmunk thing going on.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 85839 |
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Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 103343 |
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Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 96086 |
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No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Just suck our dicks out back first!
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 95166 |
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Nothing like a little floppy penis to break the ice.
Date June 6th, 2009 Views: 95496 |
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Uploading his homemade rape video on to the internet probably sounded like an excellent idea at the time, but I have a slight feeling he'll live to regret it.
Date June 4th, 2009 Views: 139358 |
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My psychic abilities foresee a visit from Social Services in the immediate near future and a healthy term in federal fuck-me-in-the-ass prison for both.
Date June 3rd, 2009 Views: 123290 |
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His bitch slapping capabilities are extraordinary. Cue the HEADSHOT sound effect at 15 seconds in.
Date June 3rd, 2009 Views: 97410 |
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He couldn't afford his subscription to Adult Friend Finder any longer and then desperation kicked in. I blame it on the economy. More fish fucking HERE.
Date June 3rd, 2009 Views: 90271 |
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Damn. I'd say Bruno's gonna have blue balls for at least a week now. Sounds like animal cruelty to me.
Date May 31st, 2009 Views: 131596 |
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A nigger in an orange shirt. That's like one of those colorful yet poisonous jungle frogs. You can always tell which ones to avoid by the colors they wear. Orange means not-yet-domesticated, engage at your own risk.
Date May 31st, 2009 Views: 92140 |
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How someone could maintain an erection after their cock had been vomited on is beyond me. If that was me my cock would shrink even beyond its current tootsie roll status, become inverted and vow to never come outside again.
Date May 27th, 2009 Views: 107836 |
