Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.

Date May 27th, 2009 Views: 95484
This took place in Stockholm. I remember reading up on the incident extensively as research for my own bum porn project. Most 20 year olds go to college and learn trigonometry. Me - I moved to skidrow and documented hobos smoking meth and performing rimjobs. It was a revolutionary concept at the time.

Date May 27th, 2009 Views: 96707
It surprisingly doesn't involve any poop. Yeah, I can see the disappointment on your face already. Fret not you shit lover, this outtake will make you LOL all the same.

Date May 25th, 2009 Views: 128718
Hey! I have that EXACT same gun! Walmart - $4.99. Airsoft is the shit.

Date May 25th, 2009 Views: 87518
I've been neglecting this site big time. What can I say? Every time I surf the web for good shit to plug I come up empty handed. Truth be told, every site out there basically sucks donkey dick. Click any of todays links for a prime example. Efukt pwns all. Wink wink, wink.

Date May 25th, 2009 Views: 84070
Domestic violence that involves women ending up unconscious always makes my penis tingle in the weirdest way. It's the darndest thing.

Date May 21st, 2009 Views: 99403
Peanut butter not required.

Date May 20th, 2009 Views: 90830
I've thought about the options laid before me and I've come to a decision. Death plz - no matter how painful, you camel fucking son of a faggot.

Date May 18th, 2009 Views: 90143
Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.

Date May 16th, 2009 Views: 106812
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Date May 16th, 2009 Views: 96273
Sweet. Finally a way to have sex without the risk of me giving my partner herpes, as I so often do. Oh wait I forgot. That's the fun part. Fuck this shit. lol.

Date May 15th, 2009 Views: 82614
Cue the Barbara Streisand hit single 'Send In The Clowns' and engage fap mode. This one will require a lot of Jergens.

Date May 13th, 2009 Views: 82506
I think they should take this one step further and have a Derek Vinyard lookalike make a cameo appearance. Glock included. You dig?

Date May 13th, 2009 Views: 92104
The whale in red can't grapple worth a shit. Her defeat was inevitable, she's just too god damn fat. NOTE - nip slip at 1:28! Fap time for us both. Catch ya later!

Date May 13th, 2009 Views: 86651
Hey. Her vagina being deplugged makes the same sound effect as when I defecate. That's pretty hot.

Date May 11th, 2009 Views: 95947