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If I tried that on a girl, I'm pretty sure I'd break her back... which is why I'm definitely doing it.
Date May 11th, 2009 Views: 84962 |
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If you haven't yet already seen these, then you either A.) live under a rock or B.) genuinely don't give a fuck about stupid talentless nigger celebrities. Can you guess which category I fall under?
Date May 11th, 2009 Views: 106561 |
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That cop deserves some serious disciplinary action. Preferably something that involves him getting pooed on.
Date May 10th, 2009 Views: 81622 |
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This is why I carry my Steven Segal signed samurai sword with me at all times. This aggression will not stand.
Date May 9th, 2009 Views: 97625 |
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Brings new meaning to "flat chested". Fuck. I'm really starting to wonder when god intends to follow through with that whole 'striking me dead' thing. I'm past due.
Date May 9th, 2009 Views: 95862 |
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Well I'll be god damned. Estonian isn't such an ugly language after all! The women on the other hand... :P
Date May 9th, 2009 Views: 96093 |
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Fuck that. Try that on me and I'll drive razorblades through your cuticles.
Date May 6th, 2009 Views: 86009 |
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Hmmm. That wouldn't really go too well with my low-carb diet. I'll have to pass.
Date May 5th, 2009 Views: 96900 |
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What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009 Views: 84879 |
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Yeah. I've definitely never made a girl do that. God damn my 3.7 inches of inadequacy.
Date May 1st, 2009 Views: 102076 |
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On the plus side, I'm pretty sure ass 2 mouth is still on the menu. That's all that matters, right?
Date May 1st, 2009 Views: 96165 |
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They really ought to make this procedure mandatory for all Mexican women. Either that or Hector needs to repeat sex-ed and learn how to operate a fucking contraceptive.
Date May 1st, 2009 Views: 90375 |
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Jeepers! That doesn't look too pleasurable!
Date April 29th, 2009 Views: 115345 |
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Looks fun, I wanna try! This is just the kind of motivation I need to finish my scuba diving training lessons.
Date April 28th, 2009 Views: 88447 |
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You lose! Try again!
Date April 27th, 2009 Views: 91211 |
