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Christ. The things people will do for a soiled pair of tighty whities. This is why I carry a dildo-like stun baton at all times. Invade my fucking bubble and I promise, you will be penetrated in the worst way imaginable.
Date April 27th, 2009 Views: 102065 |
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Bet you 5 bucks the kids who made this are eFukt addicts. I can honestly now say I've inspired people to do great things.
Date April 27th, 2009 Views: 87018 |
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I remember this. It was the first thing to ever be downloaded on my AOL pay-per-minute 56k connection, directly followed by low-res scat pics. 1999 was a good year.
Date April 27th, 2009 Views: 89060 |
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So proud that he refuses to put back on his clothes, even after being confronted by a trio of police officers. Guess what happens next. This is pure win!
Date April 26th, 2009 Views: 81745 |
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He's lookin for love in all the wrong places. There's plenty of fish in the sea, but with that attitude.. fatty is gonna end up with an elephant seal.
Date April 26th, 2009 Views: 85172 |
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Definitely a boner killer... for the pig that is. My cock remained moderately hard through out.
Date April 24th, 2009 Views: 86383 |
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That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views: 87244 |
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Insert "now you're a man!" song here.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views: 108804 |
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Hot shit. I posted an
outtake from this video on eFukt like 3 years ago. I always wondered what porno it was from. Must've fapped to it 150+ times by now. There's just something about them tears of anal misery.... always gives me a boner-gone-wild.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views: 102384 |
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I've done this once before. The bathroom had some sorta of coin machine hooked up to it, demanding that I pay a nominal 25 cent fee for access to the shitter. So I just took my feces elsewhere, 3 feet to the left of the entrance.
Date April 22nd, 2009 Views: 84494 |
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LOL @ the t-shirt.
Date April 22nd, 2009 Views: 83010 |
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I'd give this motherfucker a mouthful and then some. Quick stop by Burger King... Western Double Cheeseburger with extra jalapenos, and then head over to Mr. Scat Man's hiding spot. Two words buddy - chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Date April 21st, 2009 Views: 93250 |
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Looks fun but I know of better places to uriniate, namely Edward's Cinema - top row of any of their 15 theaters. Gravity pwns all. Trust me.
Date April 18th, 2009 Views: 92905 |
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I would've decapitated the motherfucker, for real. Taking a fatty's Nutter Butter bar is a cardinal sin, worse than rape.
Date April 18th, 2009 Views: 81013 |
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Ditch the spandex and buy yourself a pair of short shorts, so short that your cock hangs out the side. Then slap on some roller blades and head on down to the boardwalk. There is no feeling more refreshing than having your pecker dangle in wind as spectators look on in appallment.
Date April 18th, 2009 Views: 97434 |
