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I'd throw in some spinners... other than that I'd say he's looking pretty stunner.
Date April 6th, 2009 Views: 86025 |
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Next time you get shit on by a bird, watch this video. You'll feel instantly better.
Date April 4th, 2009 Views: 92959 |
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That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.
Date April 1st, 2009 Views: 86930 |
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Russia doesn't have a Chris Hansen, but apparently they do have instructional manuals written by Chuck Norris. A little something called headshot.wav would've made this 10 times better...
Date April 1st, 2009 Views: 94005 |
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Ejaculation in t-minus 10 seconds.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 88784 |
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And your 3 daughters too, by force. That's vintage porn for you. This one's called The Farmer's Daughters. Some decent dialogue but grainy as fuck.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 102442 |
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Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 103912 |
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Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 111318 |
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It's called girth enhancement - they inject fat into your cock to make it thicker. This poor fuck must've had the surgery over a dozen times. Now his pecker looks identical to Jabba the Hutt, which is actually fucking awesome. Now I want one.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views: 91094 |
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A clever concept that never took off. Their content was too extreme, so they were unable to get credit card processing for their site. Visa and Mastercard control what you buy and see and you don't even know it. I blame the jews.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views: 86606 |
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Average penis size of an Asian male = 2.7 inches. Some things are better left unseen.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views: 81958 |
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Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009 Views: 81385 |
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I take great comfort in knowing that I'm not the only one out there with a tootsie roll for a cock. Fuck yes.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views: 90334 |
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Since when the fuck do dogs eat legs but not titties? That's like picking flank steak over filet mignon.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views: 97335 |
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If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views: 100442 |
