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Don't look too hard. The bare necessities are still very much intact... vagina, anus, etc. Now I'm just being downright tasteless aren't I?
Date January 2nd, 2009 Views: 79487 |
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Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views: 82753 |
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Either she just took the worlds fattest shit or someone ass fucked her with a wooden baseball bat. I'm leaning towards option number one.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views: 81396 |
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What's the matter? Don't you want to see some Native American cock?
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 83216 |
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Normally a public event such as this would draw a crowd. The absence of spectators confirms my assumption that this dirty Indian skank must've been beat with the ugly stick at a very young age.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 82181 |
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I'm not very fluent in Russian but I think she said something about his dick size. He responds naturally as any Russian would - by using her cranium as a soccer ball and attempting to dropkick her over to China.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 83656 |
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If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 99372 |
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Well, her belly button is most likely significantly tighter than her vagina so we can't blame him. Dude just wants a little friction is all.
Date December 28th, 2008 Views: 83699 |
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Some dipshit made a x-rated parody of Superbad. I ought to get in touch with the creators of this and pitch them my idea for pornographic version of The Neverending Story. Would be the mother of all blockbusters.
Date December 27th, 2008 Views: 82398 |
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Have you seen the hit thriller "Collateral" starring Tom Cruise? As you watch this, try to imagine Vincent slowly approaching those corrupt Bosnian police officers and asking them "yo homie, is that my briefcase?". Double taps and headshots all around, save for the poor naked stoner. That's how this video should've really ended.
Date December 23rd, 2008 Views: 88817 |
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She's no Sarah Palin but I still fapped.
Date December 23rd, 2008 Views: 81439 |
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Even if she tells you she's clean don't believe her. Defecation is unpredictable. Even basic anal penetration alone is capable of triggering a hot splooge of diarrhea. Put the safety of your urethra first and always wear a condom.
Date December 23rd, 2008 Views: 84340 |
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Gross. There is only 1 erotic bodily fluid when it comes to making whoopee, and that is the semen unearthed from my cock. I just don't understand fetishes like this. But I'm probably just bias, with my lactose intolerance and all.
Date December 22nd, 2008 Views: 84858 |
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Don't worry, I've alerted child services. This bitch's titties will never see the light of day again.
Date December 22nd, 2008 Views: 87871 |
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This video has little to do with his decapitation. The focus is actually on his still-beating heart that somehow ended up in the middle of the road. Honestly, I think this is hoax - most likely the work of that faggoty fellow Criss Angel. Damn him and his voodoo magic.
Date December 21st, 2008 Views: 79010 |
