Amateur

Geek Porn

Only one of them is a geek - the guy fucking her. He's borderline anorexic, wears glasses and sports a ponytail. You get a glimpse of his face towards the end. Looks awfully reminiscent of the foot long shit I birthed earlier today. So, how the fuck did this toad end up with that big titted slut? I declare hax. Kill him.

Shocking

BRB Taking A Nap

Judging by that machete sticking in his head, I'm sure you're all thinking this jabronie's life has come to a bitter end. But you'll be pleased to know he's actually just AFK. Jabronie lives on.

Big Dicks

Its Just Too Big

Watch with envious eyes as this guy uses his certified 12 incher to make mincemeat of some teen pussy. Looks exactly ike my penis, only 11.5 inches bigger.

Bloopers

Ahhhh It Burns

I made the exact same expression when I was baptized. For real, that shit burned.

Squirting

She Ruins Her Nokia

Watch till the end. Her pussy squirts out vaginal fluid like a fire hydrant. My water bill is gettin kinda high. Maybe I should just in between her legs next time I wanna wash my hair? Har har har faggot.

Objects

The Gut Cruncher

One glance at the thumbnail and you're probably thinking this is some fucked up porn remake of the chest burster scene from Alien. Now that would actually be cool cause then this would end with a fatality. But no such luck. This gay homosexual lives on.

Objects

Impaled By King Kong Dildo

Check out how her pussy clings to the dildo as she retracts. Gotta admit that's pretty cool. With the girls I fuck I'm lucky to even get any friction. And I swear that's not because my cock is small, it's because their vaginas are just so dang big.

Shocking

Bro You Need To Cool Off

Don't feel bad. He's Nigerian. Odds are he was the person who emailed you everyday wanting to give you $1,000,000,000,000, if you'd only just first send him $100 for banking fees. I'm still waiting on mine. Fucker is lucky I'm not charging interest.

Big Dicks

Master Blaster

Hey bro, I'll trade you my new pair of Nike Dunks for that XXL penis of yours. Deal?

Freaks

Now Thats Fucked Up

Just remember though, god has a plan for everyone. If you come out so horribly disfigured that people can't even bare to look at you... don't sweat it bro! That's just Jesus joshing with ya and testing your faith.

Fights

Dont Fuck With Santa

This is awesome on so many fucking levels I don't even know what to say. It would've been 20 times funnier if someone added in a 'headshot' sound effect though.

Shocking

You Will Regret Watching This

Had that been a western diamondback rattler, that guy would've experienced a hilarious instance of death, which would without a doubt make this the greatest video to ever hit the web. Unfortunately, no such luck :(

Fights

My Vagina Is Broken

Go on, don't stop. Do the human race a favor and keep damaging those reproductive organs lolz.

Asians

This Doctor Cant Resist

I know this is just another one of those stupid fake Jap videos... but it touches on an interesting subject. Honestly, I wonder what percentage of doctors have taken advantage of their patients? Kinda makes me wanna go back to med school.

Drunk

She Aint Getting Laid Tonight

You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.