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Don't worry dude. Dr. 90210 can fix that shit easy.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views: 82239 |
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She spreads it open like it's something to be proud of. Bitch you're one wine bottle away from having to go the hospital for anal reparation. Stop fuckin with it.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views: 81736 |
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If I had a penis that big and a girlfriend that small, I'd be kinda concerned about potentially causing internal damage. With my luck, my cock would take a wrong turn and go through her chest like one of those little fuckers in the Alien movies.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views: 87789 |
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About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008 Views: 93303 |
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It's impossible my dear. Try all you want, your tongue will never step foot on that treasure island.
Date December 10th, 2008 Views: 81845 |
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Woah wait a minute, slow down there folks. These can't possibly be REAL Arab terrorists. Sorry but this obviously fake. Just look, their penises surpass 2 inches.
Date December 9th, 2008 Views: 80444 |
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I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008 Views: 88591 |
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Haven't seen bubbles come out of an orifice like that since my best friend's grandma had a seizure and went into convulsions. I fapped them and I'm fapping now.
Date December 8th, 2008 Views: 89602 |
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Number 1 reason why I always carry a buck knife when I go scuba diving. Motherfucker I will not be your lunch.
Date December 8th, 2008 Views: 84390 |
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Come on Rocky, punch that pussy! Or even better... tag team me in! I got a right hook that'll knock the herpes out of her!
Date December 7th, 2008 Views: 82012 |
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Contrary to what you're most likely expecting, there's actually no black people in this video. It's just good ol' Mongo beatin up on an Asian pedestrian. I like Mongo.
Date December 5th, 2008 Views: 82304 |
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Guessing by the unhappy look on her face, I'm guessing the perks of having huge ass tits falls short of getting free KFC. Bummer!
Date December 4th, 2008 Views: 80555 |
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She totally forgot to douche out her stank hole. Is it really such a big mystery why these woman smell like wet dog?
Date December 4th, 2008 Views: 83359 |
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Some nice double penetration towards the end of this one but to be honest I'm more interested in whether that penthouse view was real or not? I want that.
Date December 4th, 2008 Views: 80321 |
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Fucking with chicks as they piss? This is the most retarded shit I've seen yet. They literally lift the girl up as she's urinating, so that she urinates on herself and then they put her back down and run away. Would've been way funnier if they just pushed the girl down lolz.
Date December 4th, 2008 Views: 88806 |
