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Damn, that big penis of his doesn't look all that impressive when there's a vibrator shoved halfway down his urethra.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 81294 |
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I don't know who this guy is but for the record, if that was my dad and some sick fuck made a mockery of his death kinda like I am doing right now... I'd track him down and fuck his year up. This is my way of saying I feel guilt for being such a scumbag, but I'm due to find Jesus within the next 6 months so it's all good.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 83154 |
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That's what you get for attempting to domesticate a wild animal you stupid selfish fuck. Next time Smokey will win.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 80307 |
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Random douche bag playing with his tiny cock? CHECK! Ugly woman being forced naked? CHECK! Beheading of an innocent civilian? Ah shit, I knew something was missing!
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 88613 |
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One of the upsides to muscular dystrophy is sometimes the girls end up with these huge asses that are ridiculously out of proportion. Major turn on. For realz. I'm jizzing left and right.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 84805 |
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Congratulations you shirtless faggot, you've discovered that with the element of surprise, you can defeat virtually any person half your size. You are the win.
Date December 2nd, 2008 Views: 89754 |
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He can ejaculate without having any physical contact. If I was capable of doing something like that, I'd be the fucking king of walk by facials haha.
Date December 2nd, 2008 Views: 80611 |
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I know the look of happiness when I see it. This is not that look. No, this is the look of a girl who feels like her asshole is being turned inside out, possibly because it is?
Date December 1st, 2008 Views: 83615 |
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This slut has a drink from the fountain of orgasmic pussy. It's rumored to taste like pure honey but the expression on this ones face leaves me with some doubt.
Date December 1st, 2008 Views: 85235 |
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Nah just playin, there's no post-mortem crotch shot on this one but that would be pretty cool right? Anyway some Columbian motherfucker emailed me this video for eFukt but I don't really post gore shit on there... so I just forwarded it to my butt buddy over at TheYNC.com and now here it is. Shizaam.
Date November 29th, 2008 Views: 81112 |
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The girls asshole is always my prime target. I just pretend her rectum is an Arab terrorist and my cock is the AK-47 and then bam bam motherfucker, welcome to prolapse city.
Date November 29th, 2008 Views: 80405 |
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Don't ever fuck in front of a Golden Retriever. Not even an electric collar will keep em from joining in on the fun. The second the smell of cock n balls is in the air, those fuckers are on it like flies on shit.
Date November 27th, 2008 Views: 85253 |
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How exactly do you titty fuck this chick? Actually scratch that, I don't really give a shit. Titty fucking is retarded. It's on the same level as handjobs and dry humping. Give me an orifice to drill and save that other bullshit for your dildo baggins boyfriend lolz.
Date November 27th, 2008 Views: 81755 |
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They can steal your video game console, but they can never take away your dignity.
Date November 26th, 2008 Views: 79611 |
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This is what happens to train hoppers in Bosnia. I foresee this putting a mild dent in his sex life but don't quote me on that.
Date November 25th, 2008 Views: 79352 |
