From her pussy to her hand and then to the floor. Fuck it I'd still eat it. 5 second rule though. Don't wanna get any germs in me.

Date November 25th, 2008 Views: 80026
Watching this video made me physically uncomfortable. Men being degraded is just so foreign to me. I'm used to the girl being ass fucked till the point of tears and then being questioned about past incestuous relationships with Uncle Ricky. That's the way porn is supposed to be, not like this filth.

Date November 24th, 2008 Views: 81821
Luckily herpes is only transmittable between humans or this bitch would be out of a job.

Date November 24th, 2008 Views: 79225
AND... he is black! Which do you think is the bigger handicap? Yes, my thoughts exactly! Now to be honest, this video sucks. Lets face it, you're here for the descriptions... and I believe I have delivered.

Date November 24th, 2008 Views: 78992
I know the Tigers are pretty and all but it's probably best you consider reading the sign that says "STAY THE FUCK OUT OF THE ENCLOSURE, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER", or you just might lose a limb and end up on the interent lololol.

Date November 21st, 2008 Views: 85392
LOL, he tries to stick his dick back in but can't find the entrance. It's just a giant glob of meat, like fucking a rib roast. And now I'm hungry, laterz!

Date November 20th, 2008 Views: 86011
I wonder if they can cause penis infections as well? Honestly when you have as many STD's as me, you tend to stop giving a shit about things like this. The more bacteria the better, builds character.

Date November 19th, 2008 Views: 84489
I've seen another video of this guy in which he made a chick scream so loud you'd think she was getting fucked up the ass with a steak knife. How does he do it? Is his cock serrated or what? See that one HERE.

Date November 17th, 2008 Views: 89427
This 17 year old beats down an elderly woman and jacks her purse, all for a meager $60. That's like enough to pay for an abortion, something her mother should've had.

Date November 17th, 2008 Views: 83491
Where he lacks in duration, he makes up for in size. It's tragic really. Woman see his cock, get all excited and within the blink of an eye our one pump chump is done for the night.

Date November 17th, 2008 Views: 85593
I'm filing this under Terrorism. The soundtrack alone was enough to warrant this kind of action. Allah Akbar this, Allah Akbar that. They're motherfucking terrorists man.

Date November 14th, 2008 Views: 87048
Apparently needles and electric toothbrushes are the next step up? Or you just ride my 3 inch Macaulay Culkin penis... but I guess for most woman that would be a step down.

Date November 12th, 2008 Views: 82138
It still bothers me to this day that I didn't get to fuck Mrs. Sampson, my 9th grade teacher. The chemistry was there, but I was just too much of a pussy to ask her for the 'private lessons'.

Date November 10th, 2008 Views: 84676
I remember downloading this shit off Morpheus way back in the day. Same dilemma as before - it cuts out right as it starts to get good. Did they ass fuck her or not? The world may never know.

Date November 10th, 2008 Views: 86440
That's nothing to be scared of. If she saw mine she'd be running for the hills. In between the walnut size genital warts and discoloration of my ballsack, I feel like I'm carrying the antichrist between my legs.

Date November 10th, 2008 Views: 88204