Ouch.

Date September 20th, 2009 Views: 86940
THIS IS FUCKING EPIC.

Date September 16th, 2009 Views: 136003
Hey Mikey. I think he likes it!

Date September 16th, 2009 Views: 146154
This might look familiar. I posted a portion of it on eFukt awhile back. This is the whole thing though and it's funny as fuck.

Date September 16th, 2009 Views: 171584
It's always nice to see aspiring whores taking TV commercials literally.

Date September 13th, 2009 Views: 73442
If that doesn't improve customer retention, I don't know what will. See more shit like this HERE.

Date September 13th, 2009 Views: 146901
Fuck. That's enough man sauce to feed an entire Ethiopian village. Mufasa come quick! The Americans have brought us tapioca pudding!

Date September 13th, 2009 Views: 157521
That guy's a douche bag. Any girl who pisses herself on public television is a fucking keeper.

Date September 9th, 2009 Views: 103830
BONUS LINK: FLASH MOUNTAIN

Date September 9th, 2009 Views: 101346
Walmart: a store where even white supremacists and African Americans can set aside their differences in the name of bargain prices.

Date September 4th, 2009 Views: 88541
Prepare for coordinates: Your penis is currently located 77 degrees West by 39 degrees East, awaiting retrieval.

Date September 4th, 2009 Views: 63317
If only I could afford Enzyte...

Date September 4th, 2009 Views: 152645
Gnome Fucks Acne Boy: Volume 1. I'd netflix it.

Date September 2nd, 2009 Views: 92055
His genitalia sure does fit perfectly into my stereotype of middle eastern men. Allah Akbar to you my friend.

Date September 2nd, 2009 Views: 96855
It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]

Date September 2nd, 2009 Views: 121315