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When I was 15 I didn't even need to see the movie. I'd just jack off the 1 minute trailer and call it a night. It's all about getting somethin for nothin.
Date October 9th, 2008 Views: 81905 |
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This is what happen when your only sexual companion is your pet. When you finally fuck a real woman you just can't handle it. Hmmm this actually explains the 'squeal like a pig' scene out of Deliverance. I'm on to something here.
Date October 8th, 2008 Views: 84606 |
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Someones forgot to add the Dawson's Creek theme song to this clip. I'll sing it for you: 'I don't want to wait... for our lives to be over' God damn that's good.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views: 83898 |
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I think the hype surrounding Kimbo is bullshit for the most part... but would pinky have the same luck in a rematch? I doubt it. The whole thing seems like a fluke.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views: 85271 |
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brought together under some rather unusual circumstances, but hey, nothing gets the blood flowing to my penis like a hot blonde in distress.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views: 85885 |
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Sorry, unfortunately her asshole is booked solid for the next 30 minutes... but her vagina on the other hand is currently availabe. Sir I must remind you this is quite a rarity, I suggest you go with the 2 for 1 special while it still lasts.
Date October 7th, 2008 Views: 83187 |
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Well, it's not like he can hold a conversation or anything. But judging by that tongue movement, I'm sure he could still chew some food and maybe even eat some pussy. It's a miracle.
Date October 5th, 2008 Views: 84862 |
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Okay let me guess. The boy with the shotgun is probably some surfer dude who recently lost his tiny dick and maybe a few fingers in a shark attack, and now this is his revenge? Kill all the sharks you want brah, you'll still be dickless.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views: 80839 |
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Don't titty fuck this one. You'll get puss on your dick and it'll make a huge mess.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views: 79753 |
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She cut in front of him in line. Dear god woman, are you retarded? Never get in the way of a black man and his chicken McNuggets. Bitch had a death wish.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views: 84864 |
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I have to admit... that doll is pretty hot. And I bet no matter how many times you fuck it, her pussy never gets lose. Wish I could say the same about my girlfriend.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views: 86246 |
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Right now I'm in the process of creating the first ever Counter-Strike compilation porno - using dozens of funny porn clips dubbed with the appropriate Counster-Stike sound bites. It'll be epic for sure.
Date October 1st, 2008 Views: 85951 |
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Choose your words carefully junior. Piss off the black man and he'll impale you with his cock until you look like a character out of Cannibal Holocaust!
Date October 1st, 2008 Views: 87470 |
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I spot a head and an arm but no cock. With the given materials, the amount of fun to be had is rather limited. What a waste.
Date October 1st, 2008 Views: 82108 |
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Even pornstars are entitled to their 15 minute coffee breaks, but this newbie spends her time icing down her pussy instead. Must preserve the goods.
Date October 1st, 2008 Views: 86537 |
