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Jesus, his dick caused her to bleed internally. If she ended up dying from her injuries, would that make his cock the murder weapon? My god.
Date September 30th, 2008 Views: 85407 |
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McCain is 3 years over his life expectancy. He'll most likely die before even completing his first term. That would make Sarah Palin America's most supreme pussy.
Date September 29th, 2008 Views: 80870 |
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I wonder what percentage of these girls have to go to the emergency room for when of these toys disappears into her colon. It could happen quite easily actually. I wonder if their health insurance covers that?
Date September 28th, 2008 Views: 81778 |
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Cartoons in place of tits, dicks and vaginas. They should do this gore videos. SFW beheadings, lynchings, firing squads and miscellanious executions.
Date September 28th, 2008 Views: 80442 |
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It's her first anal and she isn't sure what to do, so she confides in the gay homosexual cameraman for tips on taking cock up the ass. He's had enough experience he could write a book on it.
Date September 28th, 2008 Views: 84871 |
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Looks like this is from the old Anal Destruction website... easily one of the best porn sites of its time. It's a shame they stopped updating it. Their videos were works of art.
Date September 25th, 2008 Views: 88627 |
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Let us not forget about the dentist who used a syringe to inject semen into the mouths of his patients. Read that awesomely hilarious article HERE.
Date September 25th, 2008 Views: 84483 |
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What is it? Did KFC just slash their prices? Nah, she 's just shocked at the big dick that just tore up her pussy. Only time I've ever seen a persons eyes pop out like that was in the end of Total Recall. Great movie.
Date September 23rd, 2008 Views: 87832 |
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Someone call child services. This mother of the year keeps on masturbating even after her kid walks in on her.
Date September 22nd, 2008 Views: 88945 |
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Some fuck made this as a joke but Oprah thinks it's for real and warns all of America about it via her shitty TV show. Next time someone should just send her a manual on how differentiate parody from seriousness. It's 2008 lady, making light of rape and molestation is like the new black.
Date September 21st, 2008 Views: 79717 |
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Thrown in jail for 3 days all because the judge didn't like her slutty clothing! If I had the chance to go before that judge, I'd wear shorts so fucking short my dick would hang out the side. I'd do a little dance for the motherfucker too.
Date September 21st, 2008 Views: 80835 |
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Lyudmila... with a name like that she was destined to be in porn. I like how she's all timid and seemingly inexperienced. It almost validates that this really is her 1st porno, which is always a beautiful thing.
Date September 19th, 2008 Views: 92784 |
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That's a big fucking vegetable. Probably could've fed a family of starving Ethiopians with that thing but I think she made the right choice. Loosening up the pussy for daddy always gets priority.
Date September 17th, 2008 Views: 80654 |
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Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views: 81341 |
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A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views: 79654 |
