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I wanna tie the wife down and force him to watch 24 hours of interracial porn, starring Justin Slayer's 18 inch black cock and a whole bunch of pastey white pussy. That's like subjecting a baby snail to a gram of salt.
Date August 27th, 2008 Views: 82562 |
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This is seriously great. Watch at least half way through, if you get bored - skip to the end before closing. What the fuck is wrong with the people who made this. How can you have a girl like that sitting in front of you and not be at all curious about her sex life. What does her vagina smell like? Is it loose or tight? Bald eagle or full bush? I want to know it all.
Date August 27th, 2008 Views: 83489 |
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Baby if you think gravity sucks now just wait till you hit 40 - your tits will be down to your belly button!
Date August 25th, 2008 Views: 79069 |
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Real men take it in the ass. That would make for a good bumper sticker slogan. I'd put it side by side my 'Real Men Love Jesus' one.
Date August 24th, 2008 Views: 80724 |
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She'll be out cold for a good 30 minutes. Get to work boys while you still have a chance! (I'm talking about drawing penises on her face, not raping her you sickos heheheheeheheheeh!!!!!!!!)
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views: 89700 |
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I don't use condoms. STD's build character and give your genitals a bit of personality. I greet herpes with opens arms and a fat erection.
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views: 79597 |
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A humble request, but I wont make promises I cant keep.
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views: 87312 |
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What is it and how much? I still owe my mom a Mother's Day present, this could be it.
Date August 22nd, 2008 Views: 82352 |
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This is how friends share in Taiwan, or whatever the fuck shitty country this is. They need to learn English, their native language makes my ears bleed.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views: 85916 |
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Her ass must be water tight cause that bottle rocket didn't want to exit her cornhole. And as a result, the bottle rocket burned the fuck out of her rear end. Anal sex with her will be out of the question for a good 5 hours, depending on what she's drinking.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views: 82055 |
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Two cocks in one asshole. Which is more in danger - her rectum or their sexuality?
Date August 21st, 2008 Views: 82595 |
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I swear to christ the girl playing the role of Linda looks exactly like Chloe Sevigny - who in my opinion is fugly, but it's her unattractiveness that makes me want to fuck her. I don't understand it. My boner works in mysterious ways.
Date August 21st, 2008 Views: 88352 |
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I just dont think I could ever bring myself to stick my cock anywhere remotely near where your mongloid boyfriend has been.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views: 84912 |
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Hopping around on trees is fun and all but nature boy forgot to wait till his friend was done swinging that axe.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views: 82906 |
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This is some sex education video from the 60's. That mom was a milf. I'd like to see her getting banged in the ass. Too bad she's 80 by now.
Date August 20th, 2008 Views: 85124 |
