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Sentenced to double amputation for stealing a cellphone? Ouch. How about they just chop off his cock instead and call it even? Might actually help with that whole AIDS thing.
Date July 10th, 2009 Views: 95078 |
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Date July 8th, 2009 Views: 112477 |
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Simply apply peanut butter in all desirable regions and let Milo take care of the rest!
Date July 7th, 2009 Views: 91901 |
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LOL... when his head hit the pavement there was a distinct hollow thud. There's nothing I love more than violent videos on the internet that further support my theories on black people.
Date July 6th, 2009 Views: 99884 |
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Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views: 89279 |
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Date July 5th, 2009 Views: 85657 |
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Date rape? Let the color of his skin guide you to your own conclusions.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views: 131284 |
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Apparently abducting a 50 pound toddler isn't as easy as CSI:NY makes it out to be.
Date July 2nd, 2009 Views: 100204 |
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Fat people just can't resist being on television. The second they see a camera they pursue it like Wienerschnitzel chili dog. Makes me sick.
Date July 2nd, 2009 Views: 85208 |
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Wanna know what it would feel like to fuck this woman in the ass? Pull your pants down, get your dick hard and make love to the air. Pretty good right?
Date July 1st, 2009 Views: 106465 |
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Personally, I'd retaliate. Something involving poo exiting my asshole and landing in an unfavorable location. Defecate on a man once and he'll never fuck with you again. Take my word for it.
Date July 1st, 2009 Views: 102643 |
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It's semen. Not hydrochloric acid, ya dumb cunt.
Date June 30th, 2009 Views: 107667 |
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Neat trick but I fear that might void the warranty. Play it safe and stick with stick 2 liter Mountain Dew bottles. Always feels good to recycle.
Date June 30th, 2009 Views: 89777 |
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I really do wonder what it would be like to have anal sex with this woman. Would she scream? cry? continue to make up words like a complete fucking retard? Sigh. The enigma of Christian crackwhores...
Date June 28th, 2009 Views: 118947 |
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Don't quote me on this but I'm pretty sure that's the trailer for Red Room. It's kinda like Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, only the shitty trivia has been replaced with a game of rape-your-fellow-contestants. Screenplays don't get any better than that.
Date June 28th, 2009 Views: 97928 |
