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Zoey Zane... what a hot piece of ass. I tried to fap but I got cock-blocked by my own conscious. Apparently it's bad karma to masturbate to dead people.
Date June 27th, 2009 Views: 116932 |
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There's actually a lesson to be learned from all this. It's waiting for her on the back of her t-shirt.
Date June 26th, 2009 Views: 128997 |
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You guys should see my Myspace head shots. I beat these bitches at their own game. Thanks to the blend tool, I look like one of the Jonas brothers and I'm pulling in 300 friend requests a day. Mostly older men but I'm not one too complain.
Date June 25th, 2009 Views: 100339 |
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I wonder what it's like to fuck a girl 80 years younger than you? Senior citizenship ain't looking so bad fellas.
Date June 25th, 2009 Views: 101526 |
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I'm thinking Arbys.
Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 86051 |
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Incestuous dialogue and pseudo choke-outs? This couple's got it down and they're only 18. Keep up the good work Mathew... you little pipelayer you!
Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 120062 |
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Flip down TV screens not needed. In this vehicle momma provides all the entertainment.
Date June 22nd, 2009 Views: 99210 |
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I have a feeling he and that television remote have some history together.
Date June 22nd, 2009 Views: 90153 |
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Glad to know at least one mammal walked away satisfied.
Date June 19th, 2009 Views: 103251 |
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Not that you really need one. lol.
Date June 19th, 2009 Views: 97315 |
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For a minute there I figured this was the opening to a rape-porn. That fucking keyboard cat has killed my erection one too many times.
Date June 19th, 2009 Views: 99248 |
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Cute video. Unfortunately it's creator is currently serving a federal prison sentence on an obscenity conviction. He's likely getting butt raped by a black man right as I type this. Just something to think about as you commence fappage :P
Date June 19th, 2009 Views: 118064 |
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Oh cool, another way to pleasure a woman. Lemme get my notebook out! Just kidding. Pleasuring women is for pussies. Inducing pain and discomfort is where it's really at.
Date June 16th, 2009 Views: 86127 |
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Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009 Views: 99407 |
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I'm just now realizing how irrelevant the 'celebrity' section is on here. Unless pictures of Paris Hilton busting a prolapse show up on the web in the near future, this category is getting shit-canned.
Date June 14th, 2009 Views: 89888 |
