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The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 96341 |
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Look familiar? Probably cause I already posted it on eFukt awhile back... but this is actually longer (10 minutes) and unedited. More douchebag = more lulz.
Date September 1st, 2009 Views: 77641 |
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But she doesn't get what she wants.
Date August 24th, 2009 Views: 156295 |
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Is there someone in the background slowly letting air out of a balloon? Skip to the middle and you'll share my curiosity.
Date July 21st, 2009 Views: 107631 |
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Incestuous dialogue and pseudo choke-outs? This couple's got it down and they're only 18. Keep up the good work Mathew... you little pipelayer you!
Date June 23rd, 2009 Views: 120047 |
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Oh cool, another way to pleasure a woman. Lemme get my notebook out! Just kidding. Pleasuring women is for pussies. Inducing pain and discomfort is where it's really at.
Date June 16th, 2009 Views: 86122 |
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Hashmir is curious to see just how many fingers he can fit up his girlfriend's seemingly tight pussy but his experiment comes to an early end after she starts screaming like a Mexican on the deportation bus. Should've busted out the WD-40 bro. Works every time.
Date April 6th, 2009 Views: 107296 |
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Why the frown Charlie Brown? Lemme guess - you were promised a Tempur-Pedic mattress with that sensational new memory foam, but they cheaped out and got a generic one instead? Yeah... I'd be pissed too.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 103900 |
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Really bad. I'd be willing to pay $45, plus a third of the traveling expenses. The offer is on the table. You know where to find me.
Date March 31st, 2009 Views: 111310 |
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They agree to do only one pump. A fair bargain if you ask me, cause uno pumpo is all I really need. Plus it would be kinda cool to not have to feel embarassment over premature ejaculating. A deal is a deal.
Date March 25th, 2009 Views: 109083 |
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I'm leaning towards plumpy on the left. Brown bag the face and stuff her cornhole like a thanksgiving turkey.
Date March 9th, 2009 Views: 85923 |
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Gilligan tries to get his whole hand up in her cheddar cheese taco but it ain't happening, which surprises me as such a task is usually elementary for a whore of her stature.
Date March 5th, 2009 Views: 85699 |
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Just a mere 30 seconds on the cock and she's already entering full on Michael J. Fox mode. If there was such a thing as a female premature ejaculator, this is it.
Date February 21st, 2009 Views: 96500 |
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I'd certainly fuck the soy sauce out of her ass, but the music in the background has to go. I'll only make whoopee to the sound of Toby Keith.
Date February 3rd, 2009 Views: 93101 |
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Does this look familiar? Morpheus/Limewire circa 1999? Backed then homemade porn was the most coveted material on the web, right next to horse porn. I must've rubbed a good 150 loads out to this video. Now it doesn't even make my pants wiggle. Oh how the times have changed.
Date January 12th, 2009 Views: 87647 |
