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It's cute and funny if women do it... but god knows that if that cadaver had a pair of titties and I was the one doing the groping - everybody would be screaming necrophilia. Shit's just not fair.
Date October 22nd, 2009 Views: 79330 |
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If only I could afford Enzyte...
Date September 4th, 2009 Views: 152642 |
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Look at the screenshot. Download it to your desktop and zoom in. Looks like a bite-size snickers bar. Not something you'd expect from a male stripper right? I mean his income is practically dependent on the size of his cock and even I got him beat LOLOLOL.
Date June 15th, 2009 Views: 99396 |
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Looks exhilarating but not worth the risk of penile decapitation. That bitch is just aching to clamp down.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 103343 |
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Daddy would not be pleased. She's got a reputation to maintain, clearly.
Date May 16th, 2009 Views: 106798 |
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That's one battle I'd rather fight alone.
Date April 23rd, 2009 Views: 87240 |
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Ditch the spandex and buy yourself a pair of short shorts, so short that your cock hangs out the side. Then slap on some roller blades and head on down to the boardwalk. There is no feeling more refreshing than having your pecker dangle in wind as spectators look on in appallment.
Date April 18th, 2009 Views: 97428 |
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It's called girth enhancement - they inject fat into your cock to make it thicker. This poor fuck must've had the surgery over a dozen times. Now his pecker looks identical to Jabba the Hutt, which is actually fucking awesome. Now I want one.
Date March 30th, 2009 Views: 91081 |
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If sex was a video game, black people would be banned for using hax.
Date March 27th, 2009 Views: 100432 |
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Yep that's right lady, a full 18 inches of American hotdog. Just another reason for you to enter my country illegally.
Date March 10th, 2009 Views: 90690 |
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The thumbnail does a poor job of illustrating the sheer magnitude of Tyrone's gristle missile. You'll just have to take my word for it, he could put a horse to shame.
Date January 30th, 2009 Views: 93840 |
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And on to the battlefield he goes! Although I'm not entirely sure which team he's pounding for. I'll stay here for further observation., and if need be - retitle this to "equipped for gay man's asshole destruction".
Date January 19th, 2009 Views: 86667 |
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When a woman is impaled by a schlong of that magnitude, they tend to cry harder than a red-headed step child getting the belt. This Aryan princess doesn't make a peep. I'm betting she shot her pussy up with novocain right before the shoot. That's called planning ahead. Very good my slutty, make daddy proud.
Date January 14th, 2009 Views: 90054 |
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Elephantiasis is a disease that causes the skin and underlying tissues to dramatically thicken. In this case it appears to be affecting the cock n balls... which means that this isn't a disease at all. It's a cure... a cure for small penis syndrome. Now someone infect me plz.
Date December 31st, 2008 Views: 82744 |
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Watch with envious eyes as this guy uses his certified 12 incher to make mincemeat of some teen pussy. Looks exactly ike my penis, only 11.5 inches bigger.
Date December 17th, 2008 Views: 100256 |
