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wait for it...
Date November 4th, 2009 Views: 122540 |
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Rohypnol. 9 out of 10 date rapists recommend it.
Date August 26th, 2009 Views: 177189 |
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RAP, not RAPE. You probably assumed I just made a typo and clicked without hesitation. Don't feel bad. It's an understandable mistake. After all, the words "Russia" and "rape" go together like peanut butter and jelly.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views: 100109 |
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Physical proof that despite Enzyte's claims, not everyone wants a thicker jimmy jammy.
Date August 2nd, 2009 Views: 91199 |
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Lemme guess. Her favorite movie is The Man In The Iron Mask? Couldn't agree more to be honest. Leonardo's mullet is worth the rental fee alone.
Date July 23rd, 2009 Views: 90646 |
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Cue the Barbara Streisand hit single 'Send In The Clowns' and engage fap mode. This one will require a lot of Jergens.
Date May 13th, 2009 Views: 82503 |
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They really ought to make this procedure mandatory for all Mexican women. Either that or Hector needs to repeat sex-ed and learn how to operate a fucking contraceptive.
Date May 1st, 2009 Views: 90374 |
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I'd give this motherfucker a mouthful and then some. Quick stop by Burger King... Western Double Cheeseburger with extra jalapenos, and then head over to Mr. Scat Man's hiding spot. Two words buddy - chocolate rain. Some stay dry and others feel the pain.
Date April 21st, 2009 Views: 93240 |
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Drop by Arbys and order the Beef N' Cheddar. Proceed by removing the premium roast beef and passing it through your paper shredder. Retrieve all remnants and carefully mold em together. Bingo! You now have a 1:1 replica of this woman's vagina. Class dismissed.
Date April 12th, 2009 Views: 84363 |
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I rather sprinkle battery acid over the tip of penis than watch my mother give birth to another bastard child. What the fuck were these parents thinking lol.
Date April 10th, 2009 Views: 106766 |
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I'd throw in some spinners... other than that I'd say he's looking pretty stunner.
Date April 6th, 2009 Views: 86022 |
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That's about as bad as eating your own shit... except eating your own shit doesn't make you gay. Scat for the win.
Date April 1st, 2009 Views: 86926 |
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Little boys and astronomy. The two have more in common than one would think.
Date March 28th, 2009 Views: 81381 |
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Hey I can do that too! With my cock n balls. Any interest in starting a band?
Date March 25th, 2009 Views: 86524 |
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Do yourself a favor and skip this one. Seriously. I hope his cock gets emphysema and rots off.
Date February 5th, 2009 Views: 82943 |
