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She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 99844 |
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Hot shit. Last time I fapped this much was back in 1999 after uncovering a plethora of homemade horse porn on Napster. Good times.
Date October 11th, 2009 Views: 145230 |
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Alcohol - the quickest way to turn a heterosexual woman into a raging bulldyke.
Date August 29th, 2009 Views: 191004 |
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Bette Midler here thought a glass table could sustain her weight. Needless to say she calculated wrong. But what's really funny are her departing words - "it went into my...". She's referring to the glass she just shattered. You fill in the blank.
Date August 27th, 2009 Views: 101302 |
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Awww. He soiled her blankie!
Date July 17th, 2009 Views: 127903 |
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Date rape? Let the color of his skin guide you to your own conclusions.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views: 131244 |
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Girls are actually more likely to do anal when they're on the rag. Next time you discover a snatch patch between your girlfriends legs - smile.
Date March 19th, 2009 Views: 86949 |
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Anyone ever see the romantic comedy of the same name? It stars that foxy little cunt Sandra Bullock. Good stuff.
Date March 12th, 2009 Views: 93784 |
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Sometimes I'll google both myself and my websites. It seems that there's a shit-ton of people on various message boards spreading unflattering rumors about my age, weight, sexual preferences and penile length. The truth is, I'm 21, heterosexual, well endowed and have the face of Macaulay Culkin. I've decided it's time I reveal myself. Bow to your master.
Date January 13th, 2009 Views: 85106 |
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Normally a public event such as this would draw a crowd. The absence of spectators confirms my assumption that this dirty Indian skank must've been beat with the ugly stick at a very young age.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 82180 |
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You party animal you. This is the result of one too many Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill malt beverages. Throw in her the shower and get me a paper bag, I'll stick my dick where no other man dares to go.
Date December 11th, 2008 Views: 82244 |
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About 30,000 people will click this and watch the video. I wonder if a single one of you will recognize where the song is from? I'll spare you the mystery. It's from Blood - a first person shooter game for PC, originally released back in 1997. It's a personal favorite.
Date December 10th, 2008 Views: 93290 |
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I remember downloading this shit off Morpheus way back in the day. Same dilemma as before - it cuts out right as it starts to get good. Did they ass fuck her or not? The world may never know.
Date November 10th, 2008 Views: 86433 |
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She'll be out cold for a good 30 minutes. Get to work boys while you still have a chance! (I'm talking about drawing penises on her face, not raping her you sickos heheheheeheheheeh!!!!!!!!)
Date August 23rd, 2008 Views: 89698 |
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Have some fun and pound away. The only thing she'll remember in the kind gentlemen who kept giving her generous amounts of alcohol. Nice man that one.
Date August 15th, 2008 Views: 97657 |
