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cause there's a 150 pound tumor blocking the passage to her tunnel of love. Sucks... but 1 question: if it blocks her anus as well, what becomes of her cocoa puffs?
Date November 6th, 2009 Views: 63653 |
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For fucks sake, get this man an issue of Hustler and XL bottle of Jergens.
Date August 13th, 2009 Views: 118540 |
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Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.
Date July 5th, 2009 Views: 89273 |
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Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 96086 |
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What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009 Views: 84879 |
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Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.
Date April 14th, 2009 Views: 86445 |
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Just remember though, god has a plan for everyone. If you come out so horribly disfigured that people can't even bare to look at you... don't sweat it bro! That's just Jesus joshing with ya and testing your faith.
Date December 13th, 2008 Views: 82596 |
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I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008 Views: 88583 |
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Guessing by the unhappy look on her face, I'm guessing the perks of having huge ass tits falls short of getting free KFC. Bummer!
Date December 4th, 2008 Views: 80553 |
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One of the upsides to muscular dystrophy is sometimes the girls end up with these huge asses that are ridiculously out of proportion. Major turn on. For realz. I'm jizzing left and right.
Date December 3rd, 2008 Views: 84798 |
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How exactly do you titty fuck this chick? Actually scratch that, I don't really give a shit. Titty fucking is retarded. It's on the same level as handjobs and dry humping. Give me an orifice to drill and save that other bullshit for your dildo baggins boyfriend lolz.
Date November 27th, 2008 Views: 81753 |
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AND... he is black! Which do you think is the bigger handicap? Yes, my thoughts exactly! Now to be honest, this video sucks. Lets face it, you're here for the descriptions... and I believe I have delivered.
Date November 24th, 2008 Views: 78990 |
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He's got the biggest balls in the world and there isn't a single hair on them. He must go through a bottle of Nair a day.
Date October 15th, 2008 Views: 79996 |
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Gone bad? Someone show me "deaf girl porn gone good", I'm dying to see the differences between the two. Does the good version involve less mongloid-like screaming?
Date October 11th, 2008 Views: 84461 |
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Don't titty fuck this one. You'll get puss on your dick and it'll make a huge mess.
Date October 3rd, 2008 Views: 79753 |
