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Wanna see something really cool? Give me an industrial strength needle and a pair of goggles. I'll make it rain silicone.
Date June 21st, 2010
Views 33799 |
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I've seen enough animal porn in my time to know a dog cock when I see one. Sorry bro, but you done got the schlong of newborn Pomeranian.
Date May 6th, 2010
Views 90523 |
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Quite possibly the most fucked up, disproportionate body I've ever seen. With that said, I'd gladly pay $10 to see her take a shit.
Date April 16th, 2010
Views 121513 |
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Hitler gets his fuck on with a Czechoslovakian whore. The soundtrack kinda kills it but you get the idea. Fucking epic comb over.
Date April 8th, 2010
Views 111358 |
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I bet you 5 schillings this video will literally make you hungry. All I need is some salt & pepper and my mother's George Foreman Grill.
Date January 9th, 2010
Views 96010 |
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Her pussy looks like a fuckin whoopie cushion. lol.
Date December 13th, 2009
Views 95048 |
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For fucks sake, get this man an issue of Hustler and XL bottle of Jergens.
Date August 13th, 2009
Views 94274 |
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Personally, I prefer masturbating to the original. Not a fan of these pornographic remakes.
Date July 5th, 2009
Views 92278 |
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Never poke anything that's capable of poking back. Standard procedure when engaging in intercourse.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 95872 |
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What the fuck is that? Looks like a cross between the top of a pineapple and the mouth of Predator. Definitely not suitable for my pecker.
Date May 4th, 2009
Views 92331 |
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Congrats. You're still a faggot though, lol.
Date April 14th, 2009
Views 93578 |
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Just remember though, god has a plan for everyone. If you come out so horribly disfigured that people can't even bare to look at you... don't sweat it bro! That's just Jesus joshing with ya and testing your faith.
Date December 13th, 2008
Views 93095 |
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I think I've seen it all now. I know I said the same thing after I watched that giraffe porn video but this time I really mean it. Muscular dystrophy porn was honestly the last thing on the list. Can I stop updating this website now?
Date December 8th, 2008
Views 95503 |
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Guessing by the unhappy look on her face, I'm guessing the perks of having huge ass tits falls short of getting free KFC. Bummer!
Date December 4th, 2008
Views 91492 |
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One of the upsides to muscular dystrophy is sometimes the girls end up with these huge asses that are ridiculously out of proportion. Major turn on. For realz. I'm jizzing left and right.
Date December 3rd, 2008
Views 94395 |
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How exactly do you titty fuck this chick? Actually scratch that, I don't really give a shit. Titty fucking is retarded. It's on the same level as handjobs and dry humping. Give me an orifice to drill and save that other bullshit for your dildo baggins boyfriend lolz.
Date November 27th, 2008
Views 92315 |
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AND... he is black! Which do you think is the bigger handicap? Yes, my thoughts exactly! Now to be honest, this video sucks. Lets face it, you're here for the descriptions... and I believe I have delivered.
Date November 24th, 2008
Views 91262 |
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Gone bad? Someone show me "deaf girl porn gone good", I'm dying to see the differences between the two. Does the good version involve less mongloid-like screaming?
Date October 11th, 2008
Views 95285 |
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Stick your cock all the way in there and you'll hit her spine. Hit her spine hard enough and you'll be the first person ever to paralyze a woman via penis.
Date September 8th, 2008
Views 91516 |
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"Fuck you woman, you're a lesbian. Go to hell" said the 1 armed cripple who likes to spit chocolate milk at people passing buy. I'd thoroughly enjoy the opportunity to defecate on this dude.
Date July 21st, 2008
Views 90991 |
