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If you're gonna be a hooker, you really ought to do it in the U.S. My mom gets health benefits and everything.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 73612 |
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And considerably cheaper. It's a win-win situation... until you contract chlamydia and unwittingly pass it on to your beloved wife. That tends to taint the experience a little bit.
Date August 4th, 2009 Views: 152972 |
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I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views: 89854 |
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That's odd. The second her pants came off everyone left the area. Usually naked crackwhores draw people in, not scare them away. Even the black people left. Maybe it was the smell of the tuna fish casserole that put everyone off?
Date October 10th, 2008 Views: 83796 |
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He's worried about losing his job. Fuck your job bro, you have your reputation to think about. What if the whole world finds out you pay fatties for secks? Who's gonna want to fuck you then? haha
Date August 19th, 2008 Views: 82397 |
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If I was the hooker, I would've won the fight by smearing my AIDS infested vagina on the woman's face. There's no defense against that.
Date March 31st, 2008 Views: 80814 |
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I think this kinda treatment just comes with the territory. She could always go back to college and become a doctor if she gets sick of being a whore.
Date March 31st, 2008 Views: 85484 |
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The chief of police is gonna get a little suspicious when the entire department has herpes next week.
Date March 17th, 2008 Views: 86011 |
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Some homosexual gets punched in the face by his hooker friend. It's kinda odd.. why would a gay dude even associate with a hooker anyway. The only thing they would have in common is their HIV status. HAH!
Date March 7th, 2008 Views: 79617 |
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Local cops do a series of sting operations to cut down on prostitutes who use craigslist.com to find clients. This shit is only gonna make it harder for me to get laid.
Date October 11th, 2007 Views: 82055 |
