How To Pwn A Prostitute

Some upstanding citizens in a PT Cruiser try to snatch the neighborhood whore's Gucci bag but are met with resistance. The hooker certainly gets her property back... AFTER falling face first into the pavement. lol.

A Crusade Against Prostitution

A born again Christian armed with a video camera harasses various consumers of crackwhore pussy. Community service doesn't get any better than this.

Kinda Sounds Like Donald Duck

Must feel great to get your dick sucked by Bernie Mac's twin brother. Eh. That was kinda mean. Bernie Mac isn't nearly as ugly as this bitch.

Sucks 2 Be A Russian Prostitute

If you're gonna be a hooker, you really ought to do it in the U.S. My mom gets health benefits and everything.

Hookers Are Hotter In Slovakia

And considerably cheaper. It's a win-win situation... until you contract chlamydia and unwittingly pass it on to your beloved wife. That tends to taint the experience a little bit.

Hooker Has Parkinsons Disease

I dunno. I suppose it's possible that she's just really strung out on crack, but her sporadic head movements are nearly identical to that of Marty McFly. I definitely wouldn't put my dick anywhere near her chompers. That'd be like getting a bobo from a bobble head.

Caught With A Fat Hooker

He's worried about losing his job. Fuck your job bro, you have your reputation to think about. What if the whole world finds out you pay fatties for secks? Who's gonna want to fuck you then? haha

Girl Fights Naked Prostitute

If I was the hooker, I would've won the fight by smearing my AIDS infested vagina on the woman's face. There's no defense against that.

Hooker Gets Slapped Around

I think this kinda treatment just comes with the territory. She could always go back to college and become a doctor if she gets sick of being a whore.

Cop Messes With Jailed Hookers

The chief of police is gonna get a little suspicious when the entire department has herpes next week.

Gay Guy Punched By A Hooker

Some homosexual gets punched in the face by his hooker friend. It's kinda odd.. why would a gay dude even associate with a hooker anyway. The only thing they would have in common is their HIV status. HAH!

Police Bust Craigslist Hookers

Local cops do a series of sting operations to cut down on prostitutes who use craigslist.com to find clients. This shit is only gonna make it harder for me to get laid.