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Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 75716 |
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I remember Blur. They were cool when I was 11, mainly because their hit single was forever immortalized in a Starship Troopers trailer. Kinda surprised to see that they still have heterosexual fans TBH.
Date October 18th, 2009 Views: 79674 |
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Oh look... a half naked customer. That would be your cue to whip out your cock and collect a tip you dumb motherfucker.
Date September 29th, 2009 Views: 148195 |
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If that doesn't improve customer retention, I don't know what will. See more shit like this HERE.
Date September 13th, 2009 Views: 146898 |
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It's okay. They got a Red Lobster next door where the lobster bisque is excellent and fucking in the bathroom is customary. [watch till the end]
Date September 2nd, 2009 Views: 121312 |
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Academically challenged? It's okay. A degree in sucking dick for quarters requires no mathematics. You'll be aight.
Date July 28th, 2009 Views: 124328 |
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No shirt, no shoes, no problem. Just suck our dicks out back first!
Date June 9th, 2009 Views: 95166 |
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This is why a carry a bottle of Jergens Ultra Moisturizer in my fanny pack at all times. Ya never know when you just might have an opportunity to have a 'good samaritan' fap session to the sight of Gianna Michaels getting fucked in public.
Date February 4th, 2009 Views: 85326 |
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If you're a guy, masturbating in public bathrooms can be a lot of fun. You get the opportunity to mark your territory in more ways than one. Jizz on the toilet seat, piss on the toilet paper and shit on the floor. It's a lot more effective than sharpie markers.
Date December 29th, 2008 Views: 99362 |
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I can tell right now this is one of those moms that walks around the house half naked right before bedtime. Whenever her kids have sleepovers, their friends will either walk away slightly traumatized or with fat boner, depending on their preferences for BBW's.
Date October 20th, 2008 Views: 82228 |
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A young guy trying to beat off in his car gets harassed by an elderly man seeking a live show. I would've maced the motherfucker and I'm sure you can guess where I would've blown my load!
Date September 17th, 2008 Views: 79654 |
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I'm just curious as to where he planned on blowing his load. In his pants? On the rocks? Or in that dudes face to left of him?
Date September 12th, 2008 Views: 85494 |
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When you're having sex and you add sand to the equation, it feels like you're fucking a tunnel of sandpaper. The beach is a terrible place to fornicate.
Date September 4th, 2008 Views: 81469 |
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She's gross for letting a stranger eat her out. He's grosser for eating out a girl who allows strangers to eat her out. Think about it.
Date August 15th, 2008 Views: 86104 |
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Even grandmas line up to watch this Russian slut suck and fuck in the streets of St. Petersburg. If I was there I'd have done more than just watch. Never let a good orifice go to waste.
Date August 4th, 2008 Views: 83967 |
