• Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 271,753 Category: LMAO

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

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    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 239,494 Category: Amateur

  • How the fuck is this even possible...

    How the fuck is this even possible...

    [tip: scroll to bottom of page for link] You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the rusty turntable? Well, her two costars just accidentally thrusted straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 03/13/18 Views: 225,092 Category: WTF

  • WILL THEY FIT?

    WILL THEY FIT?

    Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 186,958 Category: Freaks

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 253,256 Category: Anal

  • Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Refreshing to see tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now lets go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing 103 inches of Oscar winners here.

    Date: 03/10/18 Views: 179,527 Category: Big Dicks

  • Challenge = Accepted

    Challenge = Accepted

    Fuckin potheads.

    Date: 03/09/18 Views: 201,725 Category: Teen

  • SURPRISE, 14 INCHES!

    SURPRISE, 14 INCHES!

    Gut instinct tells me that thing is about as real as Papa John's promise to not give you diarrhea. The penis large enough to need it's own pair of Air Jordans may be bogus, but the guy being virtually cucked by it isn't HAHA

    Date: 03/08/18 Views: 218,266 Category: Big Dicks

  • $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody ever truly knows in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this one is over. Today is a learning day.

    Date: 03/06/18 Views: 253,539 Category: Incest

  • BEST. COUSIN. EVER.

    BEST. COUSIN. EVER.

    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope and straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is in squirting distance. #theperfectwoman

    Date: 03/04/18 Views: 251,015 Category: Incest

  • 9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    LIFE LESSON #274: If your tolerance is weaker than Betty White's rectal control, stay the fuck away from the masturbatory demands of 4,000+ strangers. Last time I saw this many tears, I had to pay the hooker double.

    Date: 03/03/18 Views: 198,253 Category: Compilations

  • CLASSIC: DO NOT WANT!

    CLASSIC: DO NOT WANT!

    Newbie tries to escape the wrath of an erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast refuses to relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation.

    Date: 03/02/18 Views: 158,007 Category: Bloopers

  • New Year, Old Me

    New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 177,254 Category: Fail

  • Your New Hero

    Your New Hero

    So, what's the explanation this time? Normally guys that look like the result of crossbreeding the cast of Napoleon Dynamite with a cantaloupe are incapable of securing cooter of this quality. I'm open to suggestions. [more]

    Date: 02/28/18 Views: 255,262 Category: Webcams

  • ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 02/27/18 Views: 362,660 Category: Rekt

  • HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    A-when there's no one else in sight,
    A-in crowded lonely night
    Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
    And I'm dancing with myself

    Date: 02/26/18 Views: 358,493 Category: Busted

  • Thanks Dad!

    Thanks Dad!

    2lbs of Hamburger Helper and marginal Call of Duty skills? Maybe finding out your GF gave papi chulo teh SUCC really is the best thing in this video.

    Date: 02/25/18 Views: 149,316 Category: Assholes

  • The Enforcer

    The Enforcer

    wait for it...

    Date: 02/24/18 Views: 159,728 Category: Fights

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 173,081 Category: Drunk

  • Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    #METOO #FEMINISM

    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 175,880 Category: Celebrities

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 188,581 Category: Derp

  • Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    A phat ass can make up for anything: bad skin, pubic lice, the initial stages of Chlamydia. But THIS vagrant? She's got booty meat like Tom Cruise has regressive Aspergers and I don't know exactly where to cram my quarters.

    Date: 02/19/18 Views: 192,206 Category: Gallery

  • Escort Can't Handle it!

    Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/18/18 Views: 178,793 Category: Hookers

  • Mileage Not Guaranteed

    Mileage Not Guaranteed

    I've seen this configuration before: Cute Whole Foods cashier above the waist, John Deer lawn aerator below it. I'd contact my local feminist chapter for false advertising, but I've already filled my tube sock & it's time for bed.

    Date: 02/17/18 Views: 263,761 Category: Teen

  • 4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better left at IHOP glory holes.

    Date: 02/16/18 Views: 181,745 Category: Impressive

  • Would YOU pay for this?

    Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again, I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 150,392 Category: Webcams

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 202,363 Category: Rekt

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 174,430 Category: Hot

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 162,446 Category: Slutty

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 187,933 Category: Bitches