• Daughter of the Year?

    Daughter of the Year?

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Adam Sandler's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life @ 4:07. lol

    Date: 03/20/17 Views: 116,379 Category: Webcams

  • Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Average Joe vs. Pornstar (FAIL)

    Probably best Jack White sticks to shitty music, where his half-cocked kebab actually has some significance. either that or get used to the Internet's shit-eating grin, cause it's not gonna fade anytime soon, HAHA.

    Date: 03/19/17 Views: 116,369 Category: LMAO

  • "I turned 18 five days ago"

    "I turned 18 five days ago"

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 03/18/17 Views: 175,166 Category: Rekt

  • He's Proud of This?

    He's Proud of This?

    I've heard a lot of guys say a lot of audacious shit just to keep their dick submerged in A-tier whisker biscuit. But to fan-fiction your way through divorce court? That's a level of dedication I never wanted to know.

    Date: 03/16/17 Views: 331,421 Category: Cringe

  • BAD BEST FRIEND

    BAD BEST FRIEND

    This bitch is the Nelson Mandela of hooking up, but her BFF ain't having it. I thought I was a charitable dude after donating 2 1/2 bags of Hot Cheetos to my local soup kitchen. Thats diddly fuckin dick compared to this.

    Date: 03/15/17 Views: 152,152 Category: Slutty

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 168,589 Category: Derp

  • Intro to Double Penetration

    Intro to Double Penetration

    Damn, she's bangin. So bangin I'd give up my limited edition Taylor Swift coffee enema system just to have a lick of her waistline after a 5K. Feel free to redden those cheeks bitch, it's the compliment of a lifetime.

    Date: 03/13/17 Views: 225,641 Category: Amateur

  • Help! My roommate's a whore!

    Help! My roommate's a whore!

    I like how the non-naked one cleans up the apartment, keeping things professional and ladylike, rather than jumping in and rimming the brown gazelle from behind. In her mind, she's only half a whore. CUTE ^=^

    Date: 03/12/17 Views: 135,891 Category: Asians

  • Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    Late Bloomer (wait for it...)

    There's a very delicate line between casual buttsex, and elbow-deep rusty starfish slaughter. Where that line lives, I don't know... but I can sure as fuck tell you this human blackhole crossed it at the 4:30 mark. GAG

    Date: 03/11/17 Views: 134,864 Category: Anal

  • First BBC, LAST BBC

    First BBC, LAST BBC

    She literally can't stick to a consistent emotion for more than 2 seconds before turning 180° and going the opposite way. It's a serious condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical industry call it Hyper Bipolar Cuntiosis.

    Date: 03/10/17 Views: 164,399 Category: Big Dicks

  • How I Met Your Mother

    How I Met Your Mother

    Can anyone else actually smell this video? Just me? k

    Date: 03/09/17 Views: 108,739 Category: MILF

  • TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    TBT: Creepy Fuck Can't Get it Up

    If all members of The Backstreet Boys took a collective shit in a bathtub.. this sex offender is what would rise up out of it. But the real tragedy here? His sexual performance is just almost as bad as his haircut. almost

    Date: 03/08/17 Views: 120,240 Category: Fail

  • Soldier's Girlfriend Ruins Relationship

    Soldier's Girlfriend Ruins Relationship

    [full story] [1st video ]

    Date: 03/05/17 Views: 313,357 Category: Busted

  • How to Find the G-Spot

    How to Find the G-Spot

    Ever seen a girl go from :) to :o to >:O in 2 seconds flat? Lemme tell ya... it's all fun and games until you make contact with the fallopian tubes at 27 MPH.

    Date: 03/04/17 Views: 262,469 Category: Teen

  • MILF's BIGGEST Secret

    MILF's BIGGEST Secret

    Nothing says i want to be 18 again quite like having the storage capacity of Madison Square Garden, right under your waistline. She's far from repairable, but that's okay. Moms are hotter when they have to try harder.

    Date: 03/02/17 Views: 107,967 Category: Shocking

  • 1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    1st Buttsex = FeelsBadMan

    Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.

    Date: 03/01/17 Views: 128,767 Category: Anal

  • 20 Girls that Should Have Said "NO"

    20 Girls that Should Have Said "NO"

    Nothing gets the clicks up quite like an unexpected ride on the gooch train: So here's a 20-pack. TWENTY. As in the number of times I have to flush a low-flow public toilet after a spirited afternoon at Olive Garden.

    Date: 02/28/17 Views: 249,083 Category: Compilations

  • The 3-Second Rule

    The 3-Second Rule

    Matilda tries to single-handedly start up her own my vagina wont divide us movement in downtown Sydney. By slapsticking the pavement with her sideways sloppy joe and challenging all that oppose her.

    Date: 02/27/17 Views: 105,126 Category: Drugs

  • The Guillotine

    The Guillotine

    Nice technique, but not for beginners. Chances are your slim Jimmy will enter uncharted territories & come out looking like something from Creature from the Brown Lagoon. or Lionel Richie. Choose your own horror story.

    Date: 02/25/17 Views: 174,051 Category: Anal

  • Wingman Ruins Threesome

    Wingman Ruins Threesome

    i gotchu fam

    Date: 02/24/17 Views: 126,413 Category: LMAO

  • 18-years-old and Gifted

    18-years-old and Gifted

    Flattery may not be my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand.

    Date: 02/22/17 Views: 173,045 Category: Amateur

  • Make a Wish

    Make a Wish

    Who the fuck does this girl thinks she is? The John Cena of indecent exposure? This is exactly why I make my friends carry a 2 pack of raincoats on them at all times. Degenerates around every corner/burn ward.

    Date: 02/21/17 Views: 121,827 Category: Public

  • Triple-D's at age 19

    Triple-D's at age 19

    I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.

    Date: 02/20/17 Views: 233,747 Category: Anal

  • REAL: Car Salesman Shows Girl His Dick

    REAL: Car Salesman Shows Girl His Dick

    [original]

    Date: 02/19/17 Views: 142,482 Category: Fappers

  • UNDERPREPARED

    UNDERPREPARED

    Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swollen lymph nodes should be expected.

    Date: 02/18/17 Views: 221,047 Category: Big Dicks

  • Bite-Sized Pornstar II

    Bite-Sized Pornstar II

    Legally, she's not a midget (5'6), but she does have the body type of a malnourished refugee and is actually pretty cute to boot. I'd totally White Knight her with a trip to Legoland, and get blown on Coastersaurus Rex.

    Date: 02/17/17 Views: 184,244 Category: Porn

  • The Champ is HERE

    The Champ is HERE

    This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER

    Date: 02/16/17 Views: 166,989 Category: Impressive

  • And the Oscar goes to...

    And the Oscar goes to...

    It's all about method acting. Conquer that, and nothing shall come between your crotchwaffle and pornographic stardom... save for a possible Rohypnol addiction.

    Date: 02/15/17 Views: 299,646 Category: Porn

  • Calling an Audible

    Calling an Audible

    02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
    03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
    03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"

    Date: 02/14/17 Views: 217,348 Category: Anal

  • Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Hollow Man Strikes Again

    Infuckincredible. I bet youd slurp the corned beef hash from her Irish shithole, just to be in the same room as those vitamin-loaded honeydews. I'd even offer a swipe of my coveted Subway loyalty card just for a peek.

    Date: 02/13/17 Views: 170,682 Category: Amateur