For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for. Run with dat.
This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.
Incestial overtones, moose-like oral sex and a webcam pre-dating the 1st season of Power Rangers. This has it all, and Miss Giggles earned bonus points @ 3:25. Not even D & B swag can swing her out of this family tree.
Kristy Kreme all but shits her pants after stumbling on a gringo having the proudest moment of his life. Chill out Kristy. It's not like he had an Immigration badge pinned on his chest or something. This whitey cums in peace.
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Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.
Impressive tolerance on her part TBH. She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Just curious: Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or?
Not the first vid I've seen with rubbers getting pushed to their limits, but it may be the most interesting. The average reaction is relationship-ending, MIDOL-needing fury. Her? She just lols her way to Planned Parenthood.
There's a pretty darn good reason why she prefers the season pass on the mahogany mud slide. A darn good reason indeed. 3 dollarinos and my slightly used Xena: Warrior princess sex doll await if you guess what it is.
And by gangbang I mean 1 sexually inept man losing his virginity while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". (RIP Q)
If proportions at all play a role in judging a girl's personality, I'd guesstimate this little wonton is floating between Emma Watson and Robert Downy Jr. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #RESPEKT
Romp in the ole blowhole goes south once this skaliwag realize she accepted a check her mouth cant cash. But blinded by Internet fame, and half a book of Wendy's coupons, she tried anyway. Result? Refund, motherfuka
This dude is special. His face says bitch I'd kill you, but this is the closest I've been to heterosexual sex since hookers started accepting Bitcoin so imma let u finish, but from the neck down he's all business. Thoughts?
Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?
How many times have I said gawt dayum, this is the hottest piece of semi-retarded ass since Ellen Page? 487. How many times did I actually mean it? ONCE.