• "oooh yea that's amazin"

    "oooh yea that's amazin"

    Around one minute in she dropped ^this gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, we really need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 01/02/19 Views: 197,975 Category: Rekt

  • OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018

    OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018

    Congrats!

    Date: 01/01/19 Views: 242,212 Category: MILF

  • Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Don't know the movie, don't give a shit either. But I have no doubt this surprise walkout was caused by a combination of: tucked wiener, unkempt rectal regions and chainsmoking the likes of which Alabama trailer parks have yet to experience.

    Date: 12/31/18 Views: 166,040 Category: Celebrities

  • Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Never underestimate the benefits of a 3-star YELP hotel that recycles toilet paper. You may leave with a more diseased crotch than all 97-years of Madonna's world tours combined... but the stories you'll be able to tell will be legendary. #facts

    Date: 12/28/18 Views: 211,157 Category: Slutty

  • I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable video of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least two of these participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 12/27/18 Views: 215,265 Category: Incest

  • RUINED. AGAIN.

    RUINED. AGAIN.

    [PART 1]

    Date: 12/26/18 Views: 179,367 Category: Freaks

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Views: 273,088 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Girl Fucks 5 Tinder Guys in 1 Day

    REAL: Girl Fucks 5 Tinder Guys in 1 Day

    Deprived china girl volunteers her noodle bowl on Craigslist to anyone with working legs, free of charge. But instead of spacing out the locally unemployed, she hits one after another w/o as much as a Summer's Eve bath in between.

    Date: 12/22/18 Views: 176,445 Category: Impressive

  • Kinda Fucked Up if True

    Kinda Fucked Up if True

    Girls in the midwest: theyre usually as exciting an audio book of Al Gore erotic fan fiction. But throw in an exciting subplot & it becomes TOLERABLE FAPPERINOS.

    Date: 12/21/18 Views: 220,391 Category: Teen

  • "are you sure ur 18?"

    "are you sure ur 18?"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/20/18 Views: 254,465 Category: LMAO

  • Egon Loses His Virginity

    Egon Loses His Virginity

    HER: Looks like the rates are hourly
    HIM: Looks like he's had every flavor of Pop Tarts
    Some love stories are just destined for happy endings.

    Date: 12/19/18 Views: 254,915 Category: Public

  • Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Honestly I have no clue who Nina Zrenjanin is, nor do I feel like sacrificing 14 seconds to Google translate Swedish Yiddish into Americano. But judging by the amount of raw meat here, it's safe to say she's not famous for being vegan.

    Date: 12/18/18 Views: 193,788 Category: Celebrities

  • Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/16/18 Views: 177,422 Category: Ouch

  • Imagine Being this Beta

    Imagine Being this Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 230,789 Category: Cuck

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 234,686 Category: Compilations

  • 10-Inch Death Wish

    10-Inch Death Wish

    How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.

    Date: 12/11/18 Views: 240,143 Category: Big Dicks

  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 211,103 Category: Fail

  • She Lasted 7 Seconds

    She Lasted 7 Seconds

    Not exactly building an impressive resume when 2 1/2 inches of Alabama's finest sends you running for the Neosporin. This might interfere with her 5-year plan.

    Date: 12/06/18 Views: 222,403 Category: Anal

  • Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Got the Tom Yum spring rolls fucked outta her HAHA

    Date: 12/05/18 Views: 217,561 Category: Big Dicks

  • Creeping Coworker

    Creeping Coworker

    Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 12/04/18 Views: 265,907 Category: Busted

  • Just Scroll to 7:16

    Just Scroll to 7:16

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/03/18 Views: 250,156 Category: WAT

  • This better not be real...

    This better not be real...

    #yikers #poggers

    Date: 12/01/18 Views: 243,439 Category: Busted

  • Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    aye, I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict all incoming traffic to the front of your body. Either that, or stop shopping for clientele at zoo entrances. Another few years of this and even a Jewish butcher won't be discounting that meat pile.

    Date: 11/29/18 Views: 199,086 Category: Anal

  • feelin cute, might delete later

    feelin cute, might delete later

    #21 is the one you're looking for. Quite possibly the most impressive pair of grass-fed sweater cows that will ever grace your 13" Hewlett Packard computer monitor.

    Date: 11/28/18 Views: 166,738 Category: Gallery

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    STALK HER

    Date: 11/25/18 Views: 167,155 Category: Rekt

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean one single sexually inept man losing his virginity, while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and that one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". Cut and reshoot, thx.

    Date: 11/24/18 Views: 168,915 Category: Busted

  • It's Time to STOP

    It's Time to STOP

    21+ minutes of implied incest porn even Dr. Phil wouldn't touch. I think it's pretty safe to say 2018 has officially jumped the shark when it comes to sister fucking.

    Date: 11/22/18 Views: 190,212 Category: Porn

  • 1-Way Ticket to Jail

    1-Way Ticket to Jail

    [update]

    Date: 11/21/18 Views: 207,502 Category: Assholes

  • Triple Kill

    Triple Kill

    Chance of this happening to you IRL: 0%
    Chance of Hulk Hogan leg dropping a BLM protester: 27%
    Chance of Chipotle skidding an entire roll of Charmin Extra Soft: 97.9%

    Date: 11/20/18 Views: 247,925 Category: Hot

  • They Can't Handle it

    They Can't Handle it

    A service bulletin for our lady viewers. Next time you feel like exposing your blown out tator tot to the general public, be sure to load up Instagram live first. Maybe you'll discover something you all lack - sophistication motherfuckers.

    Date: 11/19/18 Views: 335,310 Category: Busted