• 19-year-old Has a Blowout

    19-year-old Has a Blowout

    3:10 mark for the ground-to-brown explosion.

    Date: 10/26/17 Views: 145,174 Category: Devices

  • Before & Afters

    Before & Afters

    I wont bamboozle you: this trailer park starter kit is pretty uninspiring. But there's something about girl #2 that speaks to me in a she's sucked dick for chicken nuggets kind of way, and I think it should be shared with the world.

    Date: 10/24/17 Views: 180,646 Category: Gallery

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 185,226 Category: WAT

  • Too Many Dicks!

    Too Many Dicks!

    The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.

    Date: 10/20/17 Views: 154,553 Category: Groups

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes it's as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes BUENOS FAPPERINOS!

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 135,523 Category: Teen

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 142,622 Category: Alphas

  • Sex After 30

    Sex After 30

    I'm pretty sure I just came across a new sub-genre here. I shall dub thee Amateur Millennial Mashing. Much like integrity, it can't be taught - only induced. 6 inches of wet spaghetti and Dress Barn managers are required.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 142,863 Category: MILF

  • Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's objective. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since watching Inception on 2 bars of Xanex. Let it be known: eFukt officially got one-upped today.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 209,755 Category: Impressive

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 140,388 Category: Hot

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 199,236 Category: Derp

  • SORRY, NOT SORRY

    SORRY, NOT SORRY

    Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's shame, he shows honor. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't GAF, HAHA.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 176,097 Category: Surprise

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 166,160 Category: Hot

  • WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be advised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 193,373 Category: Impressive

  • Secondhand Vagina

    Secondhand Vagina

    Modern technology demonstrates it's versatility, and this particular duo are a prime example. They're scarfing down war-grade sphincter, while I'm still over here waiting for Cuphead's 'beat-the-shit-out-of-your-wife' DLC. FUCK.

    Date: 10/11/17 Views: 121,624 Category: WTF

  • The Danger of Camwhoring

    The Danger of Camwhoring

    Cam whore #2817 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 6 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the breakfast burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.

    Date: 10/10/17 Views: 122,162 Category: Shocking

  • Bad Wife, Bad Life

    Bad Wife, Bad Life

    To my ever growing .07% female viewers: put on your bifocals and pay the fuck attention. This is what u DON'T do before getting married. Stay classy & save the dick-crazed cluster fuck swap parties for college girls and India.

    Date: 10/09/17 Views: 158,220 Category: Busted

  • "BRACE YO BITCH"

    "BRACE YO BITCH"

    Dude's got balls allowing Arnold Schwarzenegro to go Conan the Barbarian on his S/O. Speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting he's a man at this point are the camo shorts and bald head LOL

    Date: 10/08/17 Views: 150,096 Category: Cuck

  • MASTER of Her Craft

    MASTER of Her Craft

    Face of a succubus and she knows her way around a gopher hole. Rarely do I admit this, but this chicky is 1 enema away from a Chipotle burrito bowl on my dime. Unfortunately, my desert rose isn't bloomed enough for her taste.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 124,660 Category: Amateur

  • Epic Butterface is Epic II

    Epic Butterface is Epic II

    She looks fine from the waist down, DAMN fine for that matter. But head north and it becomes pretty obvious who had to breed to produce that chin. Mother: Sarah Jessica Parker. Father: Kal-El from the planet Krypton.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 129,534 Category: Derp

  • 4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    Gotta love how guy #4 still demands payment after a fish fry freebie. Sorry girl, you just got one-upped by pepperoni and Aspergers. HUMILIATION.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 137,580 Category: Compilations

  • BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    Freshly szechuan'd Rick and Morty fans get the 3 Stooges treatment after discovering chaturbate.com. The smell of digital prostitution will eventually fade... but video of you juggling another man's donut glaze is f-o-r-e-v-e-r.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 133,419 Category: Cringe

  • Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 10/04/17 Views: 145,898 Category: Slutty

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 168,404 Category: Drunk

  • She Almost Cried (LOL)

    She Almost Cried (LOL)

    A quick romp in the ole' spaghetti house goes south once this derpo realizes she needs to reevaluate her choice in birth control. But blinded by peer pressure & $1.75, she goes on. The result? A Tampax commercial.

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 134,572 Category: Surprise

  • Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    She may not talk much, but that body language certainly has a story to tell. Specifically "take a chance", "no protection required" and the clear winner: "look at me. i'm the captain now, mother fucker". YOU IN 12 SECONDS

    Date: 10/01/17 Views: 144,731 Category: WAT

  • Unwanted Spectator!

    Unwanted Spectator!

    Before today I was absolutely certain of two critical things: 1: Blondes are inherently on the spectrum for autism. And 2: Cats are born assholes. Looks like my opinions have officially been reinforced. See her live HERE

    Date: 09/30/17 Views: 144,426 Category: Amateur

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 189,630 Category: Anal

  • The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    If you've been gifted the genitalia of a hamster, it's best to break the ice through other means. Such as a political anecdote, or shitting ur pants for example. Both yield better odds of gettin laid than what this turd did HAHA

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 194,694 Category: WTF

  • "sorry I broke your wife"

    "sorry I broke your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 181,215 Category: Rekt

  • Senior Discount?

    Senior Discount?

    You know times are tough when you accept Hubert "i have warrants" Molesterol's offer to take his wrinkly banana for meager pay. Fun Fact: This dirty fuck got 5 girls pregnant before closing down Geriatric Studios. MORE

    Date: 09/26/17 Views: 136,945 Category: Teen