This is standard Asian 'i cant reach your g-spot with my cock, might as well do your makeup' syndrome. Fortunately, radical science has gifted us with Extenze penis enlargement pills. Save up dem fortune cookies.
2 things I refuse to do: 1.) Sign for packages with the word 'CONGO' on them. and 2.) Bullshit my users. That said, this vid is pretty bleh. But the girl is HOT, and the attempt to pass that cumshot off as real is top shelf.
The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.
Akira stuck her ching in the wrong chang, and now this giggly goldfish monger won't be able to get the smell of tuna puree out of her codpiece for months. There goes her budding future as a hostess at T.G.I McFuck Yous.
Unforgivable. More unforgivable than the time I urinated 2 pints of Mr. Pibb into a Burger King drive-thru window after a spirited night of Chinese prostitutes and xanex tabs. Actually no... that was awesome. This guy sucks.
Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.
5+ minutes of purebred, eye-crossing, chromosome-breaking orgasms delivered at the hands of guys named Hitachi and Rashaad. The clitoral bruising is top-notch.
Sup bro. Next time you feel like committing introductory sexual assault on film, try using a girl off backpage.com and not your side chick. They offer something this one doesn't: A shank to the ball sac motherfucker.
It's official: Snapchat won the war on casually acquiring STDS from your local twerkslut. But lest we forget all the 6-second ejaculations the OG delivered for us on a daily basis. Rest in pussyronis old friend.
Feminist hair color without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Do I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the fucking YES.
Don't laugh at this. I know you have a soul... it may be more wrinkled than Shia Labeouf's asshole after a 24 hour sit-in at Petsmart, but it still has a voice. And today that voice says jackofftime is fucking revoked.
Translation for the visually and hearing impaired:
HER: is dis gonna hurt?
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Superb face. Impressive body. But how about that personality? Probably less depth than a hummingbird's asshole. Lady, I like you. I'll ejaculate to you... but the pedestal still remains reserved for Topanga Lawrence.
There's only 2 people that should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19-years-old, anti-semen and dumber than a second coat of paint.
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Public climaxing. Doesn't bother to take off her pants. Doesn't care to put down her cigarette. This girl can't give a fuck less about soiling her Victoria Secrets, and I love it. Apathy porn man. That needs to be a thing.
This girl's vageen suffers more abuse than a stolen credit card in the hands of an African American at Chukchansi Gold Casino. But it's her cheek bones that get the real workout. Additional WUT @ 10:09 mark.
Self-proclaimed thick whisperer and hustler of da hood, Tyrone Brown goes to pound-town on a token BBW-in training with commentary the likes you've never heard outside of an episode of Maury Povich. Just listen.
What's that old saying? Never stick your dick in crazy, unless you want to end up balls-deep in the fucking undead? Because I think that's what happened here...
Is this a repost? Sorry if it is. I've literally seen more cam tramps convulsing like they have a car battery in their twat this year than I can possibly keep track of.