• This is How People Go to Jail

    This is How People Go to Jail

    Lookout world, this eroding shit stain has no limits. He also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to why the fuck this was filmed.

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 220,082 Category: Drunk

  • 30 Girls Perma-banned from SnapChat

    30 Girls Perma-banned from SnapChat

    Shameless self-promotion, and more diseases than a clinic on Skid Row? The majority of you have already clicked at this point. And for that -- I thank you.

    Date: 01/22/19 Views: 174,478 Category: Compilations

  • Why/How is this Even Possible?

    Why/How is this Even Possible?

    Most chances of sexual activity flatline after being courted by Mike Myer's stunt double. Not in this guy's world. He refuses to let his disability hold him back and here I am wondering how I can translate all 4 Free Willy films into busting a nut.

    Date: 01/21/19 Views: 246,072 Category: Virgins

  • Before the Overdose

    Before the Overdose

    The notorious Periscope video streamed live hours before the Asian girl inhaled Oxymorphone and died. I didn't even know a 30+ minute version existed, and judging by Stewart's ragegasm @ the 27:00 mark I'm guessing he didn't either.

    Date: 01/20/19 Views: 187,890 Category: Drugs

  • The Real Face of Regret

    The Real Face of Regret

    Behold, the full version of this edit

    Date: 01/19/19 Views: 217,051 Category: Slutty

  • The Ultimate BETA

    The Ultimate BETA

    Forgive my lack of relationship knowledge... but I really want to know: Does having less testosterone than a VICE journalist really attract women? 9 seconds of watching Predator has taught me otherwise. P.S. Nice hospitality Stewart.

    Date: 01/16/19 Views: 192,102 Category: Cuck

  • I Came 17 Times

    I Came 17 Times

    That might be Riley Reid. And I might have to come up with an explanation as to why my neighbor's cat is walking with a limp right now. #drugsdrugsdrugs

    Date: 01/14/19 Views: 193,785 Category: Bizarre

  • White Privilege

    White Privilege

    Don't let the girth-to-length ratios fool you. These girls have zero respect for their reproductive systems and all surrounding upholstery. Such as illustrated by sloot @2:20 going down to the meat bag without as much as a pre-sodomy spit shine.

    Date: 01/13/19 Views: 193,892 Category: Beefy

  • 18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    There's something kinda endearing about a girl that has the pride-to-beauty scale of Romanian hooker. Her talents scream give me 6 months and my asshole will out-perform Mexican cartel footlockers. Clearly we're lookin at wife material here.

    Date: 01/12/19 Views: 221,136 Category: Teen

  • The Sex Life of a Nerd

    The Sex Life of a Nerd

    Yes, she's 18-years-old... and slightly defective by the look of things. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far to fap.

    Date: 01/09/19 Views: 180,006 Category: Freaks

  • Perverts Interrupted

    Perverts Interrupted

    Gotta respect the duo at the end willing to show their face. Because even attempting to hide their identity would be crossing the line, whereas doing the Nutty Richard behind a Rite Aid dumpster is considered acceptable behavior.

    Date: 01/07/19 Views: 199,626 Category: Busted

  • You Don't Come Back From This

    You Don't Come Back From This

    Only 1 thing compliments the feel of a holiday weekend - And that's getting more rash on your crotch from a guy you salad-tossed in the toilet of a Portuguese farmhouse. Note to those inbreds in the last clip: Just end the bloodline here.

    Date: 01/06/19 Views: 161,523 Category: Compilations

  • Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Date: 01/04/19 Views: 311,576 Category: WTF

  • That Shouldn't Fit

    That Shouldn't Fit

    Seems straight-forward to me: Her vageen has the width of printer paper & he's hung like the Houston Rocket's starting lineup. Uncertainty should be expected.

    Date: 01/03/19 Views: 207,443 Category: Big Dicks

  • "oooh yea that's amazin"

    "oooh yea that's amazin"

    Around one minute in she dropped ^this gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, we really need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 01/02/19 Views: 215,684 Category: Rekt

  • OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018

    OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018

    Congrats!

    Date: 01/01/19 Views: 257,130 Category: MILF

  • Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Don't know the movie, don't give a shit either. But I have no doubt this surprise walkout was caused by a combination of: tucked wiener, unkempt rectal regions and chainsmoking the likes of which Alabama trailer parks have yet to experience.

    Date: 12/31/18 Views: 171,105 Category: Celebrities

  • Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Never underestimate the benefits of a 3-star YELP hotel that recycles toilet paper. You may leave with a more diseased crotch than all 97-years of Madonna's world tours combined... but the stories you'll be able to tell will be legendary. #facts

    Date: 12/28/18 Views: 227,097 Category: Slutty

  • I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable video of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least two of these participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 12/27/18 Views: 237,915 Category: Incest

  • RUINED. AGAIN.

    RUINED. AGAIN.

    [PART 1]

    Date: 12/26/18 Views: 189,295 Category: Freaks

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Views: 289,011 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Girl Fucks 5 Tinder Guys in 1 Day

    REAL: Girl Fucks 5 Tinder Guys in 1 Day

    Deprived china girl volunteers her noodle bowl on Craigslist to anyone with working legs, free of charge. But instead of spacing out the locally unemployed, she hits one after another w/o as much as a Summer's Eve bath in between.

    Date: 12/22/18 Views: 181,052 Category: Impressive

  • Kinda Fucked Up if True

    Kinda Fucked Up if True

    Girls in the midwest: theyre usually as exciting an audio book of Al Gore erotic fan fiction. But throw in an exciting subplot & it becomes TOLERABLE FAPPERINOS.

    Date: 12/21/18 Views: 233,241 Category: Teen

  • "are you sure ur 18?"

    "are you sure ur 18?"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/20/18 Views: 279,484 Category: LMAO

  • Egon Loses His Virginity

    Egon Loses His Virginity

    HER: Looks like the rates are hourly
    HIM: Looks like he's had every flavor of Pop Tarts
    Some love stories are just destined for happy endings.

    Date: 12/19/18 Views: 264,773 Category: Public

  • Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Instagram Model Put on Blast

    Honestly I have no clue who Nina Zrenjanin is, nor do I feel like sacrificing 14 seconds to Google translate Swedish Yiddish into Americano. But judging by the amount of raw meat here, it's safe to say she's not famous for being vegan.

    Date: 12/18/18 Views: 199,269 Category: Celebrities

  • Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/16/18 Views: 187,016 Category: Ouch

  • Imagine Being this Beta

    Imagine Being this Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 241,182 Category: Cuck

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 248,230 Category: Compilations

  • 10-Inch Death Wish

    10-Inch Death Wish

    How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.

    Date: 12/11/18 Views: 258,336 Category: Big Dicks