• It DOES happen in real life

    It DOES happen in real life

    Other working titles:
    — Guardians of the Phallus-Y
    — Beaver and Buttface
    — Evil Head

    Date: 05/08/17 Views: 152,424 Category: Public

  • UNSafe Sex

    UNSafe Sex

    The word of the day is: PREGNANCY

    Date: 05/08/17 Views: 110,387 Category: Asians

  • I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    If physical pain at all plays a role in the enjoyment a person feels, I would estimate Rocketta Balboa here is hovering in between 'Level 10 Orgasm' and "I got an extra McNugget in my value meal". Ejaculate with caution.

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 199,934 Category: WTF

  • "I AM THE ALPHA MALE"

    "I AM THE ALPHA MALE"

    Parts: [2], [3], [4], [5]

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 183,950 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Chipotle Girl

    The Chipotle Girl

    Burritos are burritos, I don't discriminate. But when your bum crumbs are in the vicinity of my guacamole, ur walking on that thin line of reprehensible. Now put your underwear back on before my sour cream is on the house.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 190,109 Category: Hot

  • 3 Stages of Painal

    3 Stages of Painal

    Lesson Learned: If dude isn't hung like a chinchilla, it may be best to steer him far away from the chocolate volcano. Last time I checked, girls in teh biz didn't have health plans that covered radical reconstructive surgery.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 140,427 Category: Anal

  • Still Would

    Still Would

    Nothing says 'bust my nut' like teeth broken off at the gum line. She's less than grateful for that flattery, but it's ok. Girls are hotter when they're mad.

    Date: 05/05/17 Views: 178,740 Category: Fail

  • 14 DICKS? IN A ROW?

    14 DICKS? IN A ROW?

    [Full Version]

    Date: 05/05/17 Views: 136,671 Category: Groups

  • Friend's First Hooker

    Friend's First Hooker

    Sarah, Plain and Kunty does the absolutely unforgivable: Takes a load in the mouth... but instead of treating her stomach to 12 G's of farm-grade protein, she refunds it. Like she got blasted with battery acid. I vote public scalping.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 121,143 Category: Derp

  • Wrecking a Russian

    Wrecking a Russian

    Really dig the pre-buttfuck VLOG. That's what porn is missing: A personal connection to the girl that's going to be in diapers before her 29th b-day.

    Date: 05/04/17 Views: 133,258 Category: Anal

  • Attention Whore of the Year

    Attention Whore of the Year

    I like how social media has rapidly evolved from cat memes, into a cut throat industry of who can get Chlamydia fastest. 10/10, would vaccinate.

    Date: 05/03/17 Views: 157,386 Category: Slutty

  • Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Doesn't Give a Fuck

    When dreams become memes.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 184,231 Category: Picture

  • Me and 'My Vagina'

    Me and 'My Vagina'

    This seems to be the new standard in webcam fuckery: Using crafty camera angles, and a borrowed vagina to make Bangladeshi cab drivers think you're munching your own box and triple token revenues. SPOILER: IT WORKS.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 123,771 Category: Lesbians

  • TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    Homeboy gets the invite to ride the vein train to Epiglottis Avenue on a girl that has a smaller esophagus than Tyrion Lannister. He approaches the same way I do to 5PM traffic: Ram foward, and ignore the cries for help.

    Date: 05/01/17 Views: 146,177 Category: Amateur

  • He stuck his dick in psycho...

    He stuck his dick in psycho...

    This is one of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate folk tale filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Read the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

    Date: 05/01/17 Views: 211,752 Category: Bitches

  • Stripped by Sex Offenders

    Stripped by Sex Offenders

    Veteran with tremendous natties gets sanduskied by a trio of guys that are no stranger to 7-11 glory holes. And Arn Anderson in the back makes me believe 1 horseman is missing from this championship belt title match.

    Date: 04/30/17 Views: 120,760 Category: Freaks

  • She's legal... I SWEAR!

    She's legal... I SWEAR!

    Fetch my handkerchief, I wish to ejaculate post-haste.

    Date: 04/30/17 Views: 173,134 Category: Gallery

  • Party Trick

    Party Trick

    She's drunk and/or retarded... both of which explain why she's fornicating in front of Hollister's day shift. My only question: Who's balls did she have to gargle to get those killer 'almost on the clitoris' tats? I dig 'em

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 165,142 Category: Groups

  • Think you're doing that wrong

    Think you're doing that wrong

    If only she put as much effort into her architecture classes, as she did into clappin' clam, maybe she would've thought twice about putting this online.

    Date: 04/29/17 Views: 144,441 Category: Hot

  • I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 190,438 Category: Webcams

  • Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Orgasm of a Lifetime

    Engineering student? Pill popper? Future E.R. visitor? How about all of the above. Not an ounch of shame either. Which should be expected when your path to orgasm involves one of the rejected Transformers: The MUFFler.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 118,022 Category: WTF

  • Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 321,222 Category: Rekt

  • "WARN ME NEXT TIME!"

    "WARN ME NEXT TIME!"

    Ever wonder how some of these girls gobble up liters of dick fizz without as much as hesitating? SPOILER ALERT: They practice. Usually followed by motivational speaking. Suze Orman + slobbing the knob = this overachiever.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 125,783 Category: Impressive

  • Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Internet Celebrity Fucks Her Biggest Fan

    Don't be bamboozled by the Himalayan mongooses under her Walmart polyester. She may be DTF but her choice in partners... well, you'll see...

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 150,672 Category: Freaks

  • It's an Emotional Subject

    It's an Emotional Subject

    Certainly no Scarlett Johnanson. But what she lacks in beauty and natural born talent, she makes up for in... well... jack shit. Girl is useless. Bitch acts like she's being forced to watch Amy Schumer do standup at gunpoint.

    Date: 04/26/17 Views: 153,094 Category: Amateur

  • "Oh, hey dad"

    "Oh, hey dad"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/25/17 Views: 222,107 Category: Porn

  • 18. Stacked. PERFECT.

    18. Stacked. PERFECT.

    If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I gotta wipe after Little Caesars 5 for $5.

    Date: 04/25/17 Views: 138,772 Category: Teen

  • Getting the Last Laugh

    Getting the Last Laugh

    Easily the most deplorable attempt at sexual assault to ever grace my 13" Amiga computer monitor. And that's coming from a man who's seen more than 18 straight minutes of an Adam Sandler movie. My opinion counts.

    Date: 04/24/17 Views: 115,188 Category: Small Cocks

  • Does this count as sharking?

    Does this count as sharking?

    gawt dayum

    Date: 04/24/17 Views: 130,441 Category: Assholes

  • Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 198,382 Category: Rekt