• Pissing on Natalie Portman

    Pissing on Natalie Portman

    #LIFEGOALS

    Date: 02/11/17 Views: 130,816 Category: Celebrities

  • Real Incest?

    Real Incest?

    Fuck.

    Date: 02/09/17 Views: 440,012 Category: Incest

  • MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    MOM - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for. Run with dat.

    Date: 02/08/17 Views: 145,601 Category: Asians

  • CLASSIC: DAD - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    CLASSIC: DAD - WTF ARE YOU DOING?

    Incestial overtones, moose-like oral sex and a webcam pre-dating the 1st season of Power Rangers. This has it all, and Miss Giggles earned bonus points @ 3:25. Not even D & B swag can swing her out of this family tree.

    Date: 02/06/17 Views: 203,329 Category: Incest

  • Sexy Time Surprise

    Sexy Time Surprise

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 02/04/17 Views: 202,575 Category: Busted

  • Fucking a Feminist

    Fucking a Feminist

    bruh...

    Date: 02/03/17 Views: 190,823 Category: Nasty

  • Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.

    Date: 02/01/17 Views: 167,632 Category: Ouch

  • Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Boned, Stoned and Sent Home

    Impressive tolerance on her part TBH. She's got that my uncle and dad are the same person, so I listen to System of a Down on vinyl look down pat. Just curious: Does chlamydia cancel itself out if you get it twice or?

    Date: 01/31/17 Views: 211,623 Category: Drunk

  • Never Trust Dollar Store Condoms

    Never Trust Dollar Store Condoms

    Not the first vid I've seen with rubbers getting pushed to their limits, but it may be the most interesting. The average reaction is relationship-ending, MIDOL-needing fury. Her? She just lols her way to Planned Parenthood.

    Date: 01/30/17 Views: 153,275 Category: Fail

  • WOT? She DEMANDS Anal?

    WOT? She DEMANDS Anal?

    There's a pretty darn good reason why she prefers the season pass on the mahogany mud slide. A darn good reason indeed. 3 dollarinos and my slightly used Xena: Warrior princess sex doll await if you guess what it is.

    Date: 01/29/17 Views: 186,584 Category: Surprise

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean 1 sexually inept man losing his virginity while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". (RIP Q)

    Date: 01/28/17 Views: 220,407 Category: Amateur

  • Underdeveloped

    Underdeveloped

    Silly swamp monster. You can't whip out 4+ inches of protuberance and continue to call it a vagina. Better hit up the DVD collection and Pirhana 3D that shit before roaming the bar scene. I'm here to help.

    Date: 01/27/17 Views: 176,275 Category: WTF

  • The Horse Whisperer

    The Horse Whisperer

    If proportions at all play a role in judging a girl's personality, I'd guesstimate this little wonton is floating between Emma Watson and Robert Downy Jr. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #RESPEKT

    Date: 01/26/17 Views: 226,850 Category: Big Dicks

  • Worst. Prostitute. Ever.

    Worst. Prostitute. Ever.

    Romp in the ole blowhole goes south once this skaliwag realize she accepted a check her mouth cant cash. But blinded by Internet fame, and half a book of Wendy's coupons, she tried anyway. Result? Refund, motherfuka

    Date: 01/25/17 Views: 129,317 Category: Hookers

  • 'Straight' Shooter

    'Straight' Shooter

    This dude is special. His face says bitch I'd kill you, but this is the closest I've been to heterosexual sex since hookers started accepting Bitcoin so imma let u finish, but from the neck down he's all business. Thoughts?

    Date: 01/24/17 Views: 130,613 Category: Bitches

  • "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    "STAHP! IS THAT CUM?!"

    Another cockamanie hoe providing affordable shelter for urban residents. This isn't her 1st block party... yet she still misdiagnoses her own leakage for Calvin's prison yogurt. Not exactly the sign of scholar, knaw um sayin?

    Date: 01/23/17 Views: 130,815 Category: Derp

  • Beyond Baked II

    Beyond Baked II

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 01/19/17 Views: 171,651 Category: LMAO

  • "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    Some women require foreplay to get off. Others, Chili's 2 for $20 menu. And then there's Delma Dickstorm, who takes no less than 11 taco hammers to reach her O-face. That's marriage material if I've ever seen it.

    Date: 01/18/17 Views: 291,756 Category: Slutty

  • You'll Never Guess

    You'll Never Guess

    Got trust issues? Mine stem from being dick tricked 392 consecutive times by the Eastern Hemisphere. Fall for that many trouser barnacles in a row and you best believe I'm 2nd guessing your TINDER profile, TIFFANY.

    Date: 01/17/17 Views: 189,305 Category: Asians

  • Bull Dozer

    Bull Dozer

    See the epic eye roll @6:03? I know that look. It's the fuck, i shouldn't have married a guy that voted Bernie look. No kidding lady. A) Free college is a myth. 2) Your uterus wouldnt have turned into a chapter of the YMCA

    Date: 01/16/17 Views: 298,413 Category: Cuck

  • "hey mom, guess what i'm doing"

    "hey mom, guess what i'm doing"

    The modern camgirl can't go 1 day without involving innocent bystanders in their gash smash power hour. It's a condition us folks refer to as token-osis, and this bug-eyed bitch is closing in on stage 4. Inoperable.

    Date: 01/15/17 Views: 195,403 Category: Webcams

  • Mr. Nice Guy

    Mr. Nice Guy

    How to make ur silly fetish porn better? Feature a guy over 5' tall & get some closeups. Thats what we really want: sexual assault vicariously through the Internet. Not watch Johnny Shortdick stumble through puberty.

    Date: 01/14/17 Views: 151,763 Category: Drunk

  • GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    GIRLFRIEND OF THE YEAR

    We're only two weeks into 2017, but I feel confident in my assessment of her particular set of skills & 4 outta 5 pornographic connoisseurs would agree. You know what that means? 1 of them is a fucking idiot. That's what.

    Date: 01/13/17 Views: 218,606 Category: Impressive

  • All in the Family

    All in the Family

    Don't let the location fool you. This Putana's tough girl persona is as real as KFC's hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brother's' attempt at literally fucking the tears out of her. P.S. WTF @ 1:25 LOL

    Date: 01/11/17 Views: 206,681 Category: Incest

  • Gorgeous Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Gorgeous Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since the time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop box in protest to late fees on my rental of Waterworld. FULL SCENE

    Date: 01/10/17 Views: 236,078 Category: WTF

  • Bad Timing

    Bad Timing

    ha ha ha

    Date: 01/08/17 Views: 302,141 Category: Busted

  • She almost lasted 48 seconds

    She almost lasted 48 seconds

    Crystal-Lynn Danni Shania Duggan takes one in the eye after making an all-too common mistake: Going down the N-road with a black woman. Sorry pal, but the result is always the fucking same. #RONDAROUSEY'D

    Date: 01/07/17 Views: 160,883 Category: Rekt

  • REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    REAL? Housewife Seduces Repairman

    Downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every dick in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your S/O. And don't even get me started on those ridiculous storage fees.

    Date: 01/05/17 Views: 240,553 Category: Slutty

  • We got a KEEPER!

    We got a KEEPER!

    All intimate activities usually come to an end the moment you try dancing the chocolate cha-cha... but not when you're dating this bulletproof butthole. I think FORD TOUGH just unearthed its new spokeswoman.

    Date: 01/04/17 Views: 279,695 Category: Ouch

  • American Idol

    American Idol

    Not since using that glory hole in a Carl's Jr. bathroom have I witnessed a girl with such brilliant multitasking ability. She's got grace man. Know who doesn't have grace? THIS DYKE. Home Depot that hoe, jack to this.

    Date: 01/03/17 Views: 137,766 Category: Webcams