• The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    Three years of forcing porn producers to scotch guard everything in a 2-mile radius was no problemo. But ~60 secs of churning butt butter? GAME OVER. Ladies and gents: I present to you the enigma of Asian scrag hags.

    Date: 08/18/17 Views: 161,717 Category: Rekt

  • Young and Shameless

    Young and Shameless

    Round 2 here

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 159,372 Category: Slutty

  • 25% Consensual

    25% Consensual

    This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I promise, its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 177,509 Category: Hot

  • You Can't Break Her

    You Can't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 156,740 Category: Big Dicks

  • Okay... what the FUCK is this?

    Okay... what the FUCK is this?

    Dude must've spent a good portion of his life being blue-balled, leaving him with only 1 pathway to sex outside of the zoo. He deals with fornication the same way I dealt with Battletoads on NES... buttnaked and confused.

    Date: 08/14/17 Views: 152,084 Category: Bizarre

  • "THANKS MOM!"

    "THANKS MOM!"

    uhh...

    Date: 08/14/17 Views: 173,924 Category: MILF

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 132,360 Category: Assholes

  • She's a Fighter

    She's a Fighter

    @avoidingthepuddle, breakdown these just-frames for me.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 129,533 Category: Cosplay

  • Disturbingly Realistic

    Disturbingly Realistic

    Kenzie Reeves. aka porn's newest 78 pound answer to the most important question of 2017: "how far can we go with incestuous storylines?" A sexual Joanna Lannister if you will. More ridiculous facial expressions HERE.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 141,614 Category: Porn

  • SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    As if whoring his girlfriend out to multiple strangers on Tinder isn't bad enough, this roody poo cuckaboo discovers a new way to bloom in the garden of STD's. Except this time, they're actually out of their element, lol.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 133,888 Category: WTF

  • Shit Just Got Real!

    Shit Just Got Real!

    Camgirl? Pro? More like Jennifer Lawrence 27 trips to Burning Man later. Whoever she is, I hope sacrificing complete control over her rectal muscles was worth the 50 tokens. Interesting approach to spearfishing seen @8:58.

    Date: 08/10/17 Views: 140,421 Category: Anal

  • CockBLOCKED

    CockBLOCKED

    Most erections flat line after being denied so aggressively, maybe translate into a domestic violence case or 3. Not this guy. He refuses to take no for an answer, and the result is more physical therapy than physical attraction.

    Date: 08/09/17 Views: 146,945 Category: Anal

  • POLICE BRUTALITY

    POLICE BRUTALITY

    Full story here

    Date: 08/08/17 Views: 135,765 Category: Cops

  • The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is almost as probable as Kanye West becoming president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Your thoughts?

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 137,345 Category: Freaks

  • "that's not cum... is it?"

    "that's not cum... is it?"

    Newb works feverishly to bring her BFF to climax, only to question/smell the sour cream that gets ejected out. Best of luck in the LGBT community gals. A sea of promising high school gym teacher careers awaits you.

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 160,119 Category: Derp

  • BAD Place to Fuck Your Girlfriend

    BAD Place to Fuck Your Girlfriend

    Great taste in women, poor taste in location. Two words homie: Chipotle Bathroom. At least in there indeterminable body fluids are a common sight, and it doesn't ruin the ending of Moby Dick you abhorrent, free-balling fuck.

    Date: 08/06/17 Views: 156,288 Category: Busted

  • World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    I like how the girl at the end does some Power Ranger hand movements on his dick, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up stroke job. In her mind, she's only half a whore. Adorable.

    Date: 08/05/17 Views: 137,482 Category: Cringe

  • So Bold, So Brave

    So Bold, So Brave

    Riley Reyes. Maybe you've heard of her? She has a strict "no escorting cuz dats degrading" policy, but turning her anus into Pablo Picasso is a-okay. Imagine combining Iggy Azalea's waistline with Tumblr. This is the result.

    Date: 08/04/17 Views: 142,928 Category: Anal

  • I Lasted 37 Seconds

    I Lasted 37 Seconds

    More videos HERE
    Get banned by her HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 191,060 Category: Hot

  • Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since that time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop-box in protest to late fees on my rental of Johnny Mnemonic. FULL SCENE HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 382,385 Category: WTF

  • Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.

    Date: 08/02/17 Views: 262,536 Category: Fappers

  • The 65lb Girlfriend

    The 65lb Girlfriend

    Bitch looks like she shouldn't be messing with guys hung longer than a chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight... but not this skeletor, she loves to socialize. More bone on boner videos HERE.

    Date: 08/01/17 Views: 137,491 Category: Teen

  • "UR FRIEND FUCKS BETTER THAN U!

    "UR FRIEND FUCKS BETTER THAN U!

    Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.

    Date: 08/01/17 Views: 140,843 Category: Cuck

  • Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    I'll wager 5 rupees that this hooch had no clue she'd be in the danger zone today. You can literally pinpoint the moment of regret in her eyes. CLASSIC.

    Date: 07/31/17 Views: 178,440 Category: Amateur

  • The Desperate Fan Girl

    The Desperate Fan Girl

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    Date: 07/30/17 Views: 143,935 Category: WTF

  • "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.

    Date: 07/29/17 Views: 142,985 Category: Voyeur

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 170,767 Category: Anal

  • Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    3:25 mark. Immediately. More HERE and HERE

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 177,986 Category: Busted

  • 30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.

    Date: 07/27/17 Views: 132,822 Category: Slutty

  • "Can I touch your wife?"

    "Can I touch your wife?"

    Want proof that humans are all about charity? Look no further friendo. This charitable fuck offers a nervous local the ultimate handout - a free play on his wife's arcade box. It's generosity like this that really warms my heart.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 161,134 Category: WTF