• "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    "UR FUCKIN HURTING ME!"

    This lady has a condition known as 'high maintenance'. It's what happens when dad stops loving you before you get into college, so you seek the refuge of alpha males that tenderize you like a $4.00 shank of London Broil.

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 182,469 Category: Anal

  • 8 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

    8 Times Porn Actually Shocked Me

    okay, maybe just 1 time. Specifically #3. While the others have come and gone, this little gem remains unexplained. Full Scenes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

    Date: 06/26/17 Views: 141,152 Category: Compilations

  • REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 218,252 Category: Amateur

  • "My friend is a whore"

    "My friend is a whore"

    Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 207,091 Category: Slutty

  • #BLACKBUTTSMATTER

    #BLACKBUTTSMATTER

    Contrary to the social media hive mind, black girls do have sex with their privileged overlords. Unfortunately this one performs like George Costanza after an Adderall. Calling him 'inexperienced' would a compliment, HAHA.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 112,150 Category: Webcams

  • Hookin' at Home Depot

    Hookin' at Home Depot

    Lewdness is lewdness, I don't judge. But when you start leaving business cards (8:45) next to the finest Persian faux synthetic vinyl leather @ TGI Fridays you just soiled, we're on the verge of crossing boundaries M'LADY.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 124,959 Category: Public

  • The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.

    Date: 06/22/17 Views: 175,147 Category: MILF

  • 10 Minutes of WTF

    10 Minutes of WTF

    Uh...

    Date: 06/22/17 Views: 152,520 Category: Asians

  • Wrong on too Many Levels

    Wrong on too Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 205,057 Category: Freaks

  • "Me and My Refugee"

    "Me and My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 191,682 Category: Cuck

  • Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    And that's how the arranged marriage ended.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 122,821 Category: Assholes

  • No, I WILL NOT masturbate to this.

    No, I WILL NOT masturbate to this.

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 142,168 Category: Derp

  • BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

    This is sure to peak any cougar fantasies you may be struggling with today. It will also kill all hope you have at another sites video titles being authentic.

    Date: 06/18/17 Views: 180,520 Category: MILF

  • Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Pretty sure I uncovered an ancient dialect. I dub it squirrelwhorian. Kinda like Spanglish: it cant be taught, only invoked. Japanese electronics required.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 155,711 Category: Asians

  • CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    A little wisdom I picked up watching Joe Fowler's Paint Zoom infomercial: Proper preparation is key. Think it cant apply to assfuckery? Neither did she.

    Date: 06/16/17 Views: 132,637 Category: Anal

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 151,539 Category: Slutty

  • The REAL Refugee Crisis

    The REAL Refugee Crisis

    Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 141,433 Category: Big Dicks

  • This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 damn minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 207,624 Category: Hot

  • Stopped in Her Tracks

    Stopped in Her Tracks

    No lies: This video sucks. Except the 4 secs between 4:12-4:16 when it looks like every bad life decision and this morning's Jimmy Dean breakfast bowl came back to haunt her at the same time. She freezes, I nut, you bookmark.

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 135,409 Category: Amateur

  • Would You? YOU WOULD

    Would You? YOU WOULD

    Super cute face. Could almost pass for an Olsen twin. Unfortunately her fermenting twat looks like something out of an XXX remake of ALF. I can smell the mother fuckin' Wisconsin sharp cheddar cheese from here brah.

    Date: 06/12/17 Views: 127,783 Category: Gallery

  • BULL-whipped

    BULL-whipped

    What weighs 245lbs, has the lower body of a centaur, and enjoys turning female genitalia into mashed potatoes? This couple's hired gun... and he's not even at full power yet. More unidentifiable rectum sodomy HERE

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 142,359 Category: Rekt

  • "boys are so gross!"

    "boys are so gross!"

    How to make your absurd family tree porn 50x better: Cast actors that don't look like they crawled out of Danny Bonaduce's asshole after a 2 night stay in Tijuana. That's what people want: To FAP. Not FAP and instantly regret it.

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 186,828 Category: Incest

  • The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    The "WRONG HOLE!" Collection (2017)

    Some of these clips are pretty old. Some are new. But all are certain to increase blood pressure to your bearded war hammer. I guarantee it.

    Date: 06/10/17 Views: 136,316 Category: Compilations

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 321,200 Category: Virgins

  • LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    LOL IS THAT YOUR DICK?

    In hindsight, his future of being casted in the Harry and the Henderson's reboot would've been just as humiliating as this act of penis de résistance. But Hollywood doesn't have a 3" Jason Statham. Make that resume count.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 135,309 Category: Freaks

  • HOT or GROSS?

    HOT or GROSS?

    Her claim to fame is deplorable, and that front seat probably smells like a Chinese cat house. But when the pants come off at 0:34 seconds, her hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito & its fuckin beautiful.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 125,578 Category: Cringe

  • Who Did it Better?

    Who Did it Better?

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 132,180 Category: Anal

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 142,272 Category: Slutty

  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 136,981 Category: WTF

  • Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    If there's 1 thing short-haired white wimmen are really good at, aside from demanding special treatment at discount clothing stores, it's living out depraved sexual fantasies. And this one just boggles my fucking mind.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 173,746 Category: Teen