Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.
To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.
If ur the kinda dude that can enjoy 10 minutes of nothing but a corporation actually giving back to their customers, this is for you. Don't give a fuck about jigglin C-cup titties? Maybe another video suits your needs better.
What happens when you mix modern technology, with East Asia's most desperate? THIS hippopotamus. AND the world's first virtual double-bagger. This needs a theatrical release like Bill O'Reilly needs a hairline.
The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.
Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't mess with the black people.
He looks like the kinda guy that sells propane and propane accessories when not preoccupied with WWF pay-per-views, but I shouldn't hate. He has sex with women. I'm still stuck in the tube sock/cottage cheese matrix.
How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?
This is what happens when your e-stock hits the shitter. Cherries popped, jealousies are fueled - all cause some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction and just go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.
After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes 'do i have to taste it?' and my personal fave: 'ghrghaghbokad'.
Open letter to anyone that knows her: I'll donate all $12.75 I made off the sale of my Britney Spears inflatable doll (2007 edition) to a charity of your choice, in exchange for one image of her farting into a mason jar. No filter.
I don't mean hiding dad's Mastercard and cutting off all pumpkin-flavored drinks. I'm talking cervical damage, BBC style. It don't matter what entrance Dajeerius and friends enter: NOBODY goes home without crutches.
Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute, and still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.
Check out the family resemblance on these two. Does he maintain sexual relationships in the animal kingdom, or do you just get genetically configured to look like a thumb when this is your fetish? lol. Part 2 HERE.
Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.
I don't know shit about 3D other than it being default jerk-off material for people that consider Lunchables an essential part of the food pyramid. But trust me homeboi, this is the coolest 120 secs you'll see all hour.
A blonde in the education field that ends up servicing the bagpipes on a shitty cellphone vid? That sentence alone is so predictable it might as well be part of the tenure. But she'll need practice to reach this level.
Contrary to appearance, she didn't ask to speak to his manager after serving the Booty-O's. But her tolerance is spent faster than an Asian man's pension in a casino, so dont fret: theres plenty to keep ur corn doggy hard.
lmao @ dude being more interested in not puking up all 12 Jagerbombs, instead of questioning why a Peeping Thomas is archiving footage of his newest STD acquisition. F'n priorities man, shit just got real in New Jersey.
Does anybody want to tell me the purpose of editing in the soundtrack of a Full House episode? Either her climax was legendary, or Uncle Jesse is out of frame with a handful of yogurt and a smile. Think about it.