• Dreams DO Come True

    Dreams DO Come True

    Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 138,674 Category: WAT

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 167,401 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 185,051 Category: Alphas

  • 5 Minutes in Paradise

    5 Minutes in Paradise

    Broski turns his sloot's vag into a personal CrossFit gym, busting all kinds of unsanctioned power moves that are guaranteed to reconfigure a few labias.

    Date: 11/14/17 Views: 165,480 Category: Rekt



    2 rules: Don't touch the ink. And don't beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards. But this fire-eyed hose hog isn't fucking around . One costar decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic departure.

    Date: 11/12/17 Views: 140,414 Category: Quitters

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 164,482 Category: Fail

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 149,563 Category: Drunk

  • Annnd she was never seen again

    Annnd she was never seen again

    Contrary to stereotypes, gOiNg wILd isn't really this ones specialty. She has sex like a confused chihuahua. Calling her back for a sequel is out of the question... but that's all okay when you look like 2003 Scarlett Johansson.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 169,492 Category: Porn

  • Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Watching girls live off the pocket change of degenerates usually sucks, but it's not without perks. I once saw a girl single-handedly stop the rise of the machines. But as far as precious memories go thats all up to these Jezebels.

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 135,024 Category: Webcams

  • The Simultaneous Creampie

    The Simultaneous Creampie

    4 outa 5 heterosexuals agree this is gayer than San Fransisco after dark. But perma jock itch & urinary tract infections dont bother these 2. #helltotheno

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 148,720 Category: WTF

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 11/08/17 Views: 217,654 Category: Slutty

  • Yes, she's 18

    Yes, she's 18

    Local miscreant suffering from the combo of anorexia & Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion sense seeks out the easiest way to make tree fiddy: The leading role in a skin flick that even Kevin Spacey wouldn't be caught jacking off to.

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 266,064 Category: Asians

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 152,232 Category: Anal



    Technique can redeem just about anything - bad hygiene, irregular tits, liking The Big Bang Theory. But HER? She's got skills like a Chinese flutist & all I can think about is pairing her up with up with this genetic jackhammer.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 212,613 Category: Hot

  • Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!


    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 160,035 Category: Busted

  • Unbreakable White Girl

    Unbreakable White Girl

    Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 499,349 Category: Big Dicks

  • Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Megaton MILF prides herself on making men blow their gravy supply faster than R. Kelly in an unsupervised porta potty. All by merely squeezing her meatloafs into a size XS piece of Spandex, courtesy of Party City. #skills

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 167,393 Category: Cosplay

  • A Russian Love Story

    A Russian Love Story

    3 A.M. hookup goes from erotic to i'll kill u motherfucker as Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky starts sticking his custard musket into enemy territory. The hate in her eyes is real. Him promising to keep this home movie a secret is not.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 143,458 Category: Assholes

  • Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from intriguing to 'it's time to stop' pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a vaginal evacuation story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would fap again.

    Date: 11/01/17 Views: 137,974 Category: Impressive

  • Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Real? Sadly, no. Not everyone has to the bojangles to be this kind of hero.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 175,933 Category: Fappers

  • WTF? Why would they do this?

    WTF? Why would they do this?

    643 recorded cumshots, and you choose Japanese censorship as the next move to keep your minge relevant? ZERO MOTHER FUCKIN STARS JANICE.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 144,557 Category: Porn

  • Your Roomates are Cunts

    Your Roomates are Cunts


    Date: 10/30/17 Views: 164,966 Category: Bitches

  • Mission Impossible

    Mission Impossible

    Don't let the impressive tits and hollow brain cavity fool you: Porn is the last place she should be showcasing her talents. More inept intercourse HERE

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 219,145 Category: Cringe

  • Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    and by 'moment' I mean the 10 seconds it took for an Ecuadorian hooker to say ADIOS to the gangbang contract and make a run for the door. Only thing missing here is a Mariachi band attempting to cover Cyprus Hill songs.

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 168,691 Category: Hookers

  • 19-year-old Has a Blowout

    19-year-old Has a Blowout

    3:10 mark for the ground-to-brown explosion.

    Date: 10/26/17 Views: 156,198 Category: Devices

  • Before & Afters

    Before & Afters

    I wont bamboozle you: this trailer park starter kit is pretty uninspiring. But there's something about girl #2 that speaks to me in a she's sucked dick for chicken nuggets kind of way, and I think it should be shared with the world.

    Date: 10/24/17 Views: 236,054 Category: Gallery

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 200,592 Category: WAT

  • Too Many Dicks!

    Too Many Dicks!

    The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.

    Date: 10/20/17 Views: 168,331 Category: Groups

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes it's as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes BUENOS FAPPERINOS!

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 173,401 Category: Teen

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 154,251 Category: Alphas