• "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 146,465 Category: Anal

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 189,319 Category: Impressive

  • "You're not done yet!"

    "You're not done yet!"

    LIFE LESSON #182: If branches of your family tree intersect, keep teh sex at home & off cam. Facebook friends are temporary. A war-torn face is foreva.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 140,474 Category: Amateur

  • United Airlines Damage Control?

    United Airlines Damage Control?

    If ur the kinda dude that can enjoy 10 minutes of nothing but a corporation actually giving back to their customers, this is for you. Don't give a fuck about jigglin C-cup titties? Maybe another video suits your needs better.

    Date: 04/21/17 Views: 128,156 Category: Fappers

  • Don't do this IRL. seriously.

    Don't do this IRL. seriously.

    What happens when you mix modern technology, with East Asia's most desperate? THIS hippopotamus. AND the world's first virtual double-bagger. This needs a theatrical release like Bill O'Reilly needs a hairline.

    Date: 04/21/17 Views: 113,496 Category: Porn

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 189,923 Category: Derp

  • There is no title for this one

    There is no title for this one

    The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A simple concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 145,472 Category: WTF

  • They Lasted 10 Seconds

    They Lasted 10 Seconds

    [original]

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 175,339 Category: Fail

  • EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    EPIC FEMINISM FAIL (REKT)

    Husky pair of LGBTQHFMXZAER troglodykes get the utter shit slapped out of them after trying to post up in the wrong hood. Lesson Learned: When it comes to teaching gender equality, don't mess with the black people.

    Date: 04/19/17 Views: 101,943 Category: Rekt

  • How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    He looks like the kinda guy that sells propane and propane accessories when not preoccupied with WWF pay-per-views, but I shouldn't hate. He has sex with women. I'm still stuck in the tube sock/cottage cheese matrix.

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 123,902 Category: Anal

  • Legend in 60 Seconds

    Legend in 60 Seconds

    How this guy lasted even a minute with her is beyond me. The watermelons are in season, the face is youthful, and gravity hasn't even started turning them into throw rugs yet. Is this what true love feels like?

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 163,186 Category: Hot

  • REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    REAL: Camgirl Takes Virginity. AGAIN

    This is what happens when your e-stock hits the shitter. Cherries popped, jealousies are fueled - all cause some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction and just go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 135,563 Category: Virgins

  • Watch this one until the end

    Watch this one until the end

    After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes 'do i have to taste it?' and my personal fave: 'ghrghaghbokad'.

    Date: 04/17/17 Views: 121,480 Category: Amateur

  • You Can't Afford Her

    You Can't Afford Her

    Open letter to anyone that knows her: I'll donate all $12.75 I made off the sale of my Britney Spears inflatable doll (2007 edition) to a charity of your choice, in exchange for one image of her farting into a mason jar. No filter.

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 153,348 Category: Webcams

  • Just scroll to 17:28 (WUT)

    Just scroll to 17:28 (WUT)

    Hypnosis?

    Date: 04/16/17 Views: 111,168 Category: Squirting

  • The White Gurls Compilation

    The White Gurls Compilation

    I don't mean hiding dad's Mastercard and cutting off all pumpkin-flavored drinks. I'm talking cervical damage, BBC style. It don't matter what entrance Dajeerius and friends enter: NOBODY goes home without crutches.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 182,668 Category: Compilations

  • First Date Disaster

    First Date Disaster

    I would suggest captioning this video, but half the shit that came out of her mouth makes less sense than the Russian dating scene. aka: wife material.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 123,001 Category: Drunk

  • Monster in My Pocket

    Monster in My Pocket

    Meet your new idol. Probably seen more STD's than a Sudanese prostitute, and still manages to slay pussy with ease. Don't be fooled by the bend in his waffle dolphin: That's The Tickler, and the hired help LOVE it.

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 157,017 Category: Big Dicks

  • "Hey, I found your vagina!"

    "Hey, I found your vagina!"

    HOT

    Date: 04/14/17 Views: 128,059 Category: Asians

  • 3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    3 Guys, 1 Gram (LOL)

    Statistically speaking, this is the least likely way to acquire an STD on public transportation. Trust me, I've seen 3 episodes of House M.D. FULL SCENE

    Date: 04/13/17 Views: 172,433 Category: Slutty

  • Socially Awkward Sister Sex

    Socially Awkward Sister Sex

    Check out the family resemblance on these two. Does he maintain sexual relationships in the animal kingdom, or do you just get genetically configured to look like a thumb when this is your fetish? lol. Part 2 HERE.

    Date: 04/13/17 Views: 145,265 Category: Incest

  • Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.

    Date: 04/12/17 Views: 155,782 Category: Alphas

  • I Ejaculated to This 7 Times

    I Ejaculated to This 7 Times

    I don't know shit about 3D other than it being default jerk-off material for people that consider Lunchables an essential part of the food pyramid. But trust me homeboi, this is the coolest 120 secs you'll see all hour.

    Date: 04/11/17 Views: 172,130 Category: Gamers

  • Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Was that a schoolbus @ 10:00? [mariah leonne]

    Date: 04/11/17 Views: 114,375 Category: Public

  • Teacher of the Day

    Teacher of the Day

    A blonde in the education field that ends up servicing the bagpipes on a shitty cellphone vid? That sentence alone is so predictable it might as well be part of the tenure. But she'll need practice to reach this level.

    Date: 04/10/17 Views: 158,457 Category: Busted

  • When Moms Use TINDER

    When Moms Use TINDER

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't ask to speak to his manager after serving the Booty-O's. But her tolerance is spent faster than an Asian man's pension in a casino, so dont fret: theres plenty to keep ur corn doggy hard.

    Date: 04/10/17 Views: 154,066 Category: Anal

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Good. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 321,553 Category: Big Dicks

  • He Don't Care. SHE DOES, HAHA!

    He Don't Care. SHE DOES, HAHA!

    lmao @ dude being more interested in not puking up all 12 Jagerbombs, instead of questioning why a Peeping Thomas is archiving footage of his newest STD acquisition. F'n priorities man, shit just got real in New Jersey.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 209,986 Category: Busted

  • "My 1st Orgasm"

    "My 1st Orgasm"

    Does anybody want to tell me the purpose of editing in the soundtrack of a Full House episode? Either her climax was legendary, or Uncle Jesse is out of frame with a handful of yogurt and a smile. Think about it.

    Date: 04/08/17 Views: 127,137 Category: Teen

  • A Lesson Learned

    A Lesson Learned

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    Date: 04/08/17 Views: 209,636 Category: Bitches