• The Compassionate Babysitter

    The Compassionate Babysitter

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 247,462 Category: Small Cocks

  • Horse Cock 101

    Horse Cock 101

    [tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 232,198 Category: Big Dicks

  • There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 04/15/18 Views: 206,497 Category: Voyeur

  • It's a Sister Thing

    It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 207,898 Category: Hot

  • "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this confused creature.

    Date: 04/12/18 Views: 219,668 Category: Big Dicks

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 263,434 Category: Compilations

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure

    Strip Club Peer Pressure

    it happens

    Date: 04/07/18 Views: 259,873 Category: Slutty

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 237,345 Category: Rekt

  • Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    I was spaghetti soft until the camera panned 12 inches south. Fucking hell, this chick is 1 injection of anesthesia away from experimental cornhole surgery & she's rippin one out like the lifeboats were deployed. I'm in love?

    Date: 04/05/18 Views: 202,050 Category: WTF

  • Unexpected 9-Incher

    Unexpected 9-Incher

    This is bad. More bad than the time I emptied $27 worth of Wendy's value meals into the plastic case of Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project for NES and slipped it in a Blockbuster drop-box. Wait no, that was priceless.

    Date: 04/04/18 Views: 208,924 Category: Busted

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 191,972 Category: Impressive

  • Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 188,416 Category: Beefy

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 208,038 Category: Drunk

  • Twitch.tv is Porn

    Twitch.tv is Porn

    This is Carolina Sweets. She's a gAmErGuRl. AKA "porn streamer without the porn". Or as I prefer: "cute face and bitchy attitude without body odor reminiscent of Regal popcorn butter". POGGERS IN CHAT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    Date: 03/31/18 Views: 184,115 Category: Gamers

  • "don't fucking film this"

    "don't fucking film this"

    don't care, had sex

    Date: 03/30/18 Views: 240,830 Category: Teen

  • Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are paid pornstars blending in with real university students. HINT: 2 seconds of labia flashing sending Carlos Garcia and Co. off the fucking deep end kinda gives it away.

    Date: 03/28/18 Views: 194,761 Category: Voyeur

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 333,741 Category: Alphas

  • Roomate of the YEAR

    Roomate of the YEAR

    LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

    Date: 03/25/18 Views: 235,739 Category: WTF

  • VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 202,928 Category: Alphas

  • 19 and still too afraid...

    19 and still too afraid...

    ...to stop using the grocery store's dental aisle to reach her O-face. Shit lady, ever heard of Amazon? We'll go ahead donate the full $585.00 just to see you go 1 on 1 with this WOMB WRECKER and leave Colgate out of this war.

    Date: 03/21/18 Views: 191,511 Category: Teen

  • 25 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    25 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    rekt

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 209,130 Category: Compilations

  • Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Anybody know her name? or if she's ever done any other videos? Preferably ones without the soundtrack to Schindler's List layered on top of it. thanks.

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 199,204 Category: Fail

  • "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    Sleaziest Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. I promise.

    Date: 03/18/18 Views: 266,288 Category: Slutty

  • Relationship Goals

    Relationship Goals

    Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) Florida is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $37 doesn't get you anywhere in Buenos Aires. He proved me wrong once, but there will be no duplication.

    Date: 03/16/18 Views: 157,229 Category: Drugs

  • Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 310,050 Category: LMAO

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    more: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7

    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 270,470 Category: Amateur

  • How the fuck is this even possible...

    How the fuck is this even possible...

    [tip: scroll to bottom of page for link] You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the rusty turntable? Well, her two costars just accidentally thrusted straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 03/13/18 Views: 243,187 Category: WTF

  • WILL THEY FIT?

    WILL THEY FIT?

    Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 210,967 Category: Freaks

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 292,179 Category: Anal

  • Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Refreshing to see tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now lets go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing 103 inches of Oscar winners here.

    Date: 03/10/18 Views: 206,002 Category: Big Dicks