Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE
I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent Instagram stalking. But cutting off the girls @3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? ZERO/5 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck.
Not since the Olsen twin eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl. The niche for being beaten unconscious is a limited one, but you better fucking believe it's gatekeeped by Odette Delacroix. More abnormal erections HERE
She's no Scarlett Johansson. But what's lacking in popularity & genetics, she makes up for in... well, nothing. This chick is fucking useless. Those hams look like they were bolted on by an intern at LEGOLAND & I dont know why
This is what happens when your competition pushes you too far. Bloodlines are contaminated, confused boners are erected - all because some kooky bitch couldn't keep her hands on her own tits. Watch the full show HERE
A little bit off-topic, but sweet mother of dragons, every time this girl sticks out her tongues (every 8 seconds) her face instantly reminds me why TUMBLR and pocket knives are a horrible combination.
This one is kind of hard to describe because without context it just comes off as another Kevin Spacey sex ritual. All I know is, I picked a really bad day to get nostalgic about Power Rangers. #only90skidswillunderstandthis
Sociopaths play their Blue-Eyed White Domestic Abuse cards in attack mode. The end result? A record-setting 4 minute tutorial of what not to do when your Tinder match finally says yes to Chicken Nuggets & Chill.
How to make ur $50 porn vid 100x better? Do a shot of her crinkled starfish before and after sinking the dirty submarine. That's what people really want to see. A sliding scale of damage that FEMA might have to be called in for.
Short list of things I value in life: Cottonelle Ultra Comfort Care and inexperienced females, like this one in particular. Tack on the fact that she looks like pre-Civil War Pepper Pots and we're talking perfection here.
There's a pretty thin line between 'i only date girls with alcohol addiction' and being sodomized by Uncle Touch-a-Taint. Where that line actually is... I don't know. But I can tell you for sure, Bing Bing over here just leaped it.
You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller
Before today, I was certain of a few things. 1) Pennywise could never make me ejaculate. And B) The i slipped a stiffy-uh into my mother-uh videos would have been a thing of the past in 2018. Batting 0% feelsbadman.gif