The last clip in here is one wild ride. Imagine spending weeks convincing your corner store cam girl to accept the blindfolded handicap match, only to watch her get sidelined by a dude that gets cease and desist letters from John Carpenter.
Harmony Wonder takes her satchel of uncured meat on the kind of adventure Netflix is probably going to launch a 10 episode series about in the near future.
Spoiler: It's not. I know Walmart elite when I see it, and there's no sign of velcro shoes anywhere in this video. Better acting than Megan Fox in Expend4bles tho.
Pristine box proportions. Hooked up with Tiger Wood's Caddy, and is easily a 10/10 on the "dude i would literally crawl through barb wire just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie" scale. It's highly recommended you watch this one twice.
Some say it's a moment in history akin to the wild west, and boy did every liberal arts student under 200lbs take full advantage of it. You might get the smell of Drakkar Noir and Natty Ice out of those walls, but... the stories. Those are forever.
Sometimes I think about the amount of guttural toxic waste this man has used his dipstick to measure without protective gear. There's no way he's still alive.
In what I assume is an attempt to squeeze another $5/month out of her monthly sub price, Tanya Luanne Britnnay-Lynn has effectively turned herself into a tool for community service. Now everyone get in their '93 Honda Accords & go home.
Imagine the only entry on your IMDB page was "Buttfucked by Jackie Chan while frat bros cheer the herpes outbreak". Well if ur Amanda, u don't have to imagine.
I once witnessed the same thing while riding the Hogwarts Express in Disney World. The tits were actually bigger. Unfortunately, Chester and his butter beer piss stained sweatpants were not as forgiving about being filmed. #truestory
At this point, trailer park sex tapes really deserves their own sub-genre. Decades of inbreeding and limiting toothbrush ownership to 1 per household has carved itself into a niche that I can only describe as inflation-friendly Walmart porn.
On today's edition of "I remember masturbating to her while unboxing my launch copy of Halo 2 with my free hand" its Alexis. No comeback has been made official
James Deen commenting under this video is what really drives it home. It's like this dude has internal radar for undiscovered eastern European stink wrinkle.
What do we have here? Legit swing orgy content with real rookies? Gotta say I'm kinda shocked. Both at it's authenticity and knowing the flowbee is alive and well.
Impressive. Both her willingness to roleplay as a street corner fire hydrant, and his accuracy. It's a combination second only to Ted Nugent + Salvation Army camo.
Becky-lynn Dakota Monroe Savannah Taylor in the sure has an interesting way of servicing her community. While everyone reserves their public reamings for the Best Buy customer service line; she has decided to start her charity work at home.
I'm all for community building, but maybe this whole "bring your wife to work day" thing needs to be restructured. At least mandate a flea bath, cause... fuck.
The girl is Anabelle Pync. The plot tho... there's no accurate title for it. Imagine taking one of those suburban mass shooter interrogation videos & crossbreeding it with Ambien. Then masturbate with steel wool because that's the pain I feel.
Don't let the half-assed attempt at blurring out Jackin' Jerry's face fool you; This is real. Such as illustrated by our power couple having more will to finish the story than Cody Rhodes. note: English translation possibly completed by David Lynch.
wtf is with this ❝i'm not stopping until medicare qualifies her for a wheelchair❞ approach to slamming married women nowadays? Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when it was more romantic and hidden in Taco Bell bathroom stalls.
The Sasha Grey tag under this video made me think we were about to uncover something never seen before. Instead I was greeted with the kind of silicone tit job you can only get from a New Jersey deli butcher, and her merely spectating.
