• LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 193,665 Category: WAT

  • Sex After 30

    Sex After 30

    I'm pretty sure I just came across a new sub-genre here. I shall dub thee Amateur Millennial Mashing. Much like integrity, it can't be taught - only induced. 6 inches of wet spaghetti and Dress Barn managers are required.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 191,565 Category: MILF

  • "sorry I broke your wife"

    "sorry I broke your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 190,471 Category: Rekt

  • SORRY, NOT SORRY

    SORRY, NOT SORRY

    Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's shame, he shows honor. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't GAF, HAHA.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 185,242 Category: Surprise

  • Legit Nymphomanic

    Legit Nymphomanic

    Chick gets Chris Brown'd, producing some of the greatest facial expressions I've seen since midget_shits_himself_at_metallica_concert.mp4. #fapfapfap

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 183,980 Category: Hot

  • Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    Mother-Daughter Wombo Combo

    DOUBLE KILL

    Date: 11/28/17 Views: 181,861 Category: Fappers

  • The Girl from Argentina

    The Girl from Argentina

    Arguable the hottest thing to come out of South America since Sofia Vergara's asshole on Cinco de Mayo. May your liquid artillery be plentiful.

    Date: 12/14/17 Views: 180,057 Category: Hot

  • Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpaste & I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may resemble Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. ur always 1 Spawn comic book away from snatch city.

    Date: 12/19/17 Views: 179,736 Category: Freaks

  • Bad Wife, Bad Life

    Bad Wife, Bad Life

    To my ever growing .07% female viewers: put on your bifocals and pay the fuck attention. This is what u DON'T do before getting married. Stay classy & save the dick-crazed cluster fuck swap parties for college girls and India.

    Date: 10/09/17 Views: 179,319 Category: Busted

  • Snug as a Bug II

    Snug as a Bug II

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 179,030 Category: Amateur

  • This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This is bad. Like, REAL BAD

    This guy has a unique style. It's 1 part Tom Savini, 17 parts Jeffrey Dahmer. If any of you are the betting type, I've got the entire 3rd season of The Martin Lawrence show on VHS that says those snatch flies @ 0:16 mark are legit.

    Date: 12/03/17 Views: 178,214 Category: WTF

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 177,606 Category: Drunk

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 177,110 Category: Hot

  • OFFICIAL: Mayor of the Year

    OFFICIAL: Mayor of the Year

    Sociopaths are called psychopaths but there are differences. Psychopathy can be thought of as a more severe form of sociopathy w/ more symptoms. All psychopaths are sociopaths but sociopaths are not always psychopaths.

    Date: 12/27/17 Views: 177,061 Category: Busted

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 175,914 Category: Derp

  • Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 175,380 Category: Parents

  • Attention Whore of the Millenium

    Attention Whore of the Millenium

    It's real. And it's not spectacular. [INSTAGRAM]

    Date: 12/09/17 Views: 175,239 Category: Freaks

  • Delivery Boy Grabs  Her by the Pussy

    Delivery Boy Grabs Her by the Pussy

    At first I was like "damn, this guy is fucking alpha for hauling pepperoni all day". But open deeper reflection, I realized Steve's talents are completely wasted as he reaches into the black Friday sale of middle-aged vagina.

    Date: 12/22/17 Views: 175,175 Category: Pizza

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 173,304 Category: Alphas

  • Ultra Rare Ass

    Ultra Rare Ass

    Charli Maverick. aka a rookie with the kind of booty-o's you'd crawl through broken glass to be farted on by. She shot like 10 scenes, than hauled that mountain of ass right back to the trailer park she crawled out of. #missyou

    Date: 12/13/17 Views: 172,460 Category: Impressive

  • Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    We have nobody to blame but ourselves.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 170,090 Category: Compilations

  • It was Bound to Happen

    It was Bound to Happen

    With 10 films and the 2 worst spinoffs of all time, you had to know this was coming. Now let's be thankful it's Grade-A fappable material and not Jabba's Hutt Sluts Sith on My Face at Golden Corral. Trust me. You don't want that.

    Date: 12/18/17 Views: 169,538 Category: Porn

  • She Went Catatonic

    She Went Catatonic

    Brain damage @ 8:14
    Mega Mix HERE
    Profile HERE

    Date: 12/30/17 Views: 167,726 Category: Big Dicks

  • That's Legal in Russia II

    That's Legal in Russia II

    The long anticipated sequel to this gem, or gang initiation? I don't know, but maybe my logic is flawed to begin with: If it's not going in through the top, it probably has no business going in through the bottom ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    Date: 11/22/17 Views: 167,363 Category: Russia

  • 12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 5.

    Date: 10/28/17 Views: 166,999 Category: Compilations

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 165,368 Category: Drunk

  • RIP August Ames

    RIP August Ames

    STORY

    Date: 12/07/17 Views: 164,615 Category: Porn

  • Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Dunkin Donuts Employee of the Year

    Sorry hungry pedestrians living below the poverty line. Her sexual desires > your iced coolatta. Could someone please email me the news story when she gets caught pissing into the cappuccino machine? I'd appreciate it.

    Date: 12/11/17 Views: 164,475 Category: Anal

  • Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    Female Sexual Predator BUSTED

    FULL STORY

    Date: 11/23/17 Views: 164,391 Category: MILF

  • 18 and OVERDEVELOPED

    18 and OVERDEVELOPED

    Margery & her genetics have some fucking explaining to do. Personally, I think she should find a way to increase size by at least 30%. Right around Triple-K cups is when those disability benefits should start kicking in. #$$$

    Date: 12/28/17 Views: 161,762 Category: Impressive