• RIP August Ames

    RIP August Ames


    Date: 12/07/17 Views: 178,539 Category: Porn

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 178,369 Category: Drunk

  • Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    Teen Mom Gives Zero Fucks

    More HERE

    Date: 01/27/18 Views: 177,944 Category: Public

  • Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Art of Not Giving a Fuck

    Coors Light connoisseur zones out her surroundings long enough to focus on better things. I.E. getting a faceful of Kentucky's finest into her minge. I'm waiting for the sequel. Where Lester makes a b-line for that b-hole.

    Date: 01/03/18 Views: 176,500 Category: Drunk

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2 AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And just like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 174,611 Category: Asians

  • It DOES exist!

    It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 01/04/18 Views: 174,305 Category: Anal

  • IT'S A TRAP!

    IT'S A TRAP!

    Don't let the cute face & lack of Valtrex in this video fool you: Even the hot ones make mistakes in the eternal quest for 11 seconds of Instagram fame.

    Date: 02/20/18 Views: 174,182 Category: Derp

  • Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    Meanwhile, in San Francisco...

    A phat ass can make up for anything: bad skin, pubic lice, the initial stages of Chlamydia. But THIS vagrant? She's got booty meat like Tom Cruise has regressive Aspergers and I don't know exactly where to cram my quarters.

    Date: 02/19/18 Views: 173,725 Category: Gallery

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    Are you seeing that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep. Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 172,694 Category: Bitches

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    more: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7

    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 169,867 Category: Amateur

  • Relationships: Ur Doing it Right

    Relationships: Ur Doing it Right

    I'm gonna be that guy: Anyone know her cam name? Or if she's made other videos? Specifically ones without Borat's inbred cousin whose idea of teh sexy times is maintaining an erection softer than a bowl of oatmeal? thx

    Date: 12/20/17 Views: 167,355 Category: Webcams

  • 4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better left at IHOP glory holes.

    Date: 02/16/18 Views: 166,653 Category: Impressive

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays

    Nothing hits like implied B-list celebrities. So here's 5 mins of your wettest high school dream come to life. Thats right FIVE, as in the number of times I have to flush a low-flow toilet after a spirited afternoon at Olive Garden.

    Date: 02/21/18 Views: 165,298 Category: Porn

  • Escort Can't Handle it!

    Escort Can't Handle it!

    Not since paying backpage.com's finest in pennies have you seen a sexual arrangement become such a challenge. A hooker with a 'no tits no blowjob' policy? Congratulations on being more useless than a chocolate teapot.

    Date: 02/18/18 Views: 164,825 Category: Hookers

  • "i lost my virginity in a ganbang"

    "i lost my virginity in a ganbang"

    Skeptics are gonna have a field day with this one but try to be optimistic. It makes it much, much easier to manhandle the ham candle. Trust me, brah.

    Date: 12/25/17 Views: 163,679 Category: Virgins

  • Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    Rose McGowan's Sex Tape


    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 163,331 Category: Celebrities

  • Paralyzed by His Erection

    Paralyzed by His Erection

    HIM: Dressed like a level 65 COD Lieutenant
    HER: Dressed like Corey Feldman during an audition
    Some love stories just aren't written with happy endings.

    Date: 01/19/18 Views: 162,653 Category: Slutty

  • How the fuck is this even possible...

    How the fuck is this even possible...

    [tip: scroll to bottom of page for link] You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the rusty turntable? Well, her two costars just accidentally thrusted straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 03/13/18 Views: 162,197 Category: WTF

  • New Year, Old Me

    New Year, Old Me

    5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.

    Date: 03/01/18 Views: 158,686 Category: Fail

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect


    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 156,762 Category: Derp

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 154,298 Category: Drunk

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 153,292 Category: Hot

  • 9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    LIFE LESSON #274: If your tolerance is weaker than Betty White's rectal control, stay the fuck away from the masturbatory demands of 4,000+ strangers. Last time I saw this many tears, I had to pay the hooker double.

    Date: 03/04/18 Views: 153,049 Category: Compilations

  • Challenge = Accepted

    Challenge = Accepted

    Fuckin potheads.

    Date: 03/09/18 Views: 152,749 Category: Teen

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 152,591 Category: Anal

  • The Enforcer

    The Enforcer

    wait for it...

    Date: 02/24/18 Views: 149,754 Category: Fights



    Gut instinct tells me that thing is about as real as Papa John's promise to not give you diarrhea. The penis large enough to need it's own pair of Air Jordans may be bogus, but the guy being virtually cucked by it isn't HAHA

    Date: 03/08/18 Views: 148,303 Category: Big Dicks

  • Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    Natalie Portman's Sister Does Porn

    This one taught me two things: A) Breaking points are negotiable and B.) Any case studies of being on the spectrum and in porn can now be cancelled. Dorkalina's got us covered. [Full Scene: HERE]

    Date: 12/10/17 Views: 143,100 Category: Fail

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    This is standard Asian our music sounds like squirrels in a woodchipper, but if I put my mouth on your cock you won't notice it syndrome. Fortunately, science has gifted us the video to accompany this diss track. #springbreak

    Date: 01/31/18 Views: 141,303 Category: Asians



    Sneed's Feed and Seed houses 30 cows & more chickens than a French battalion. READ: Not a place to test your vaginal limits. But when you have 900 Patreons & a full bottle of penicillin, capacity isnt a concern. Its destiny.

    Date: 03/12/18 Views: 139,015 Category: Freaks