• TINDER ROYALTY

    TINDER ROYALTY

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    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 147,107 Category: Picture

  • Delivery Boy Wants More

    Delivery Boy Wants More

    1 mans quest to be cucked by a guy who gets paid in Wendy's coupons ends w/ a lustrous rub n' grub in a type of video I thought we've seen the last of. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the cellulite factor... but hey, at least it's real.

    Date: 07/22/17 Views: 147,016 Category: Pizza

  • "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.

    Date: 07/29/17 Views: 146,990 Category: Voyeur

  • 12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    12 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 5.

    Date: 10/28/17 Views: 146,370 Category: Compilations

  • Rent-a-Mother

    Rent-a-Mother

    Gut instinct tells me this technology is here to stay. Being able to dodge the menopause minefield & come out the other side not smelling like vasoline? That's the kind of science I want to invest in. To the moon bois. :rocket:

    Date: 09/10/17 Views: 146,275 Category: MILF

  • Facebook Live in 2017

    Facebook Live in 2017

    Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 146,261 Category: Public

  • Disturbingly Realistic

    Disturbingly Realistic

    Kenzie Reeves. aka porn's newest 78 pound answer to the most important question of 2017: "how far can we go with incestuous storylines?" A sexual Joanna Lannister if you will. More ridiculous facial expressions HERE.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 146,156 Category: Porn

  • The 65lb Girlfriend

    The 65lb Girlfriend

    Bitch looks like she shouldn't be messing with guys hung longer than a chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight... but not this skeletor, she loves to socialize. More bone on boner videos HERE.

    Date: 08/01/17 Views: 145,162 Category: Teen

  • Too Many Dicks!

    Too Many Dicks!

    The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.

    Date: 10/20/17 Views: 144,220 Category: Groups

  • WTF Happened to August Ames?

    WTF Happened to August Ames?

    Interesting transformation. But was it done out of industry pressure... or is Halloween a weekly holiday now? Pause on any closeup & you'll understand

    Date: 09/01/17 Views: 143,856 Category: Porn

  • Unexpected Penis

    Unexpected Penis

    Did flashing interns at the local 7-11 becoming a challenge or something? Apparently this winner prefers cleaning ladies. Specifically the types that have to bleachthe shit stains out of Walmart porcelain. C - L - A - S - S - Y

    Date: 08/19/17 Views: 143,817 Category: Busted

  • How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    How The Fuck Does this Happen?

    Posting for no other reason than this guy looking like Chief fuckin Wiggum.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 142,717 Category: Hot

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Date: 10/02/17 Views: 142,574 Category: Compilations

  • Bad Wife, Bad Life

    Bad Wife, Bad Life

    To my ever growing .07% female viewers: put on your bifocals and pay the fuck attention. This is what u DON'T do before getting married. Stay classy & save the dick-crazed cluster fuck swap parties for college girls and India.

    Date: 10/09/17 Views: 142,192 Category: Busted

  • The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    The Master of Not Giving a Fuck

    My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is almost as probable as Kanye West becoming president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Your thoughts?

    Date: 08/07/17 Views: 141,981 Category: Freaks

  • World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    World's Most Awkward 'Happy Ending'

    I like how the girl at the end does some Power Ranger hand movements on his dick, keeping things professional and massage-like, rather than giving him a straight up stroke job. In her mind, she's only half a whore. Adorable.

    Date: 08/05/17 Views: 141,355 Category: Cringe

  • Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Intentionally Caught Jackin Off

    Real? Sadly, no. Not everyone has to the bojangles to be this kind of hero.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 141,311 Category: Fappers

  • The Pulsating MILF

    The Pulsating MILF

    Not even 30 seconds of clitoral stimulation and this housewife's pork chop piss flaps start dancing like a damn trash compactor. I'm talking vaginal contractions, YUGE ones. So big even her sphincter joins in the macarena.

    Date: 09/09/17 Views: 141,165 Category: Contractions

  • 30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.

    Date: 07/27/17 Views: 140,539 Category: Slutty

  • Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    Never trust $10 hookers. NEVER.

    She may not talk much, but that body language certainly has a story to tell. Specifically "take a chance", "no protection required" and the clear winner: "look at me. i'm the captain now, mother fucker". YOU IN 12 SECONDS

    Date: 10/01/17 Views: 139,939 Category: WAT

  • POLICE BRUTALITY

    POLICE BRUTALITY

    Full story here

    Date: 08/08/17 Views: 139,931 Category: Cops

  • "BRACE YO BITCH"

    "BRACE YO BITCH"

    Dude's got balls allowing Arnold Schwarzenegro to go Conan the Barbarian on his S/O. Speaking of balls... where the fuck is his nutsack? The only thing suggesting he's a man at this point are the camo shorts and bald head LOL

    Date: 10/08/17 Views: 139,466 Category: Cuck

  • Imposter of the Decade

    Imposter of the Decade

    would.

    Date: 09/24/17 Views: 139,098 Category: Gallery

  • Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Megaton MILF prides herself on making men blow their gravy supply faster than R. Kelly in an unsupervised porta potty. All by merely squeezing her meatloafs into a size XS piece of Spandex, courtesy of Party City. #skills

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 139,016 Category: Cosplay

  • SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    SURPRISE at the Glory Hole

    As if whoring his girlfriend out to multiple strangers on Tinder isn't bad enough, this roody poo cuckaboo discovers a new way to bloom in the garden of STD's. Except this time, they're actually out of their element, lol.

    Date: 08/11/17 Views: 138,603 Category: WTF

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 138,568 Category: Assholes

  • 19 and CLUELESS

    19 and CLUELESS

    19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 137,830 Category: Virgins

  • The Result of 1,742 Sexual Partners

    The Result of 1,742 Sexual Partners

    One of the rare times an Asian girl goes uncensored, and they have to pick one with a deflated weather balloon for a twat. I've been to 67 baseball games, and never once saw this much chewing gum in the dugout. FUCK.

    Date: 07/25/17 Views: 136,893 Category: Beefy

  • 19-year-old Has a Blowout

    19-year-old Has a Blowout

    3:10 mark for the ground-to-brown explosion.

    Date: 10/26/17 Views: 136,705 Category: Devices

  • Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    Tourists Don't Give a Fuck

    You see all these videos of girls too scared to hit a Wendy's drive-thru with a homemade glaze. Then u have Maria Leonne... giving less than zero shits & takes more loads in public than a New York City dump truck. #trendkiller

    Date: 10/04/17 Views: 136,445 Category: Slutty