• Unwanted Spectator!

    Unwanted Spectator!

    Before today I was absolutely certain of two critical things: 1: Blondes are inherently on the spectrum for autism. And 2: Cats are born assholes. Looks like my opinions have officially been reinforced. See her live HERE

    Date: 09/30/17 Views: 135,912 Category: Amateur

  • This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 134,802 Category: Assholes

  • Sex After 30

    Sex After 30

    I'm pretty sure I just came across a new sub-genre here. I shall dub thee Amateur Millennial Mashing. Much like integrity, it can't be taught - only induced. 6 inches of wet spaghetti and Dress Barn managers are required.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 134,671 Category: MILF

  • She's a Fighter

    She's a Fighter

    @avoidingthepuddle, breakdown these just-frames for me.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 134,171 Category: Cosplay

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 133,788 Category: Alphas

  • Senior Discount?

    Senior Discount?

    You know times are tough when you accept Hubert "i have warrants" Molesterol's offer to take his wrinkly banana for meager pay. Fun Fact: This dirty fuck got 5 girls pregnant before closing down Geriatric Studios. MORE

    Date: 09/26/17 Views: 133,182 Category: Teen

  • Expectation vs. Reality

    Expectation vs. Reality

    It's always a little depressing to disgust a girl that considers grasshoppers a staple food group. Consider it a toll for having the cock of an antelope.

    Date: 07/24/17 Views: 132,662 Category: GIF

  • 4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    4 Guys That Rejected Free Sex

    Gotta love how guy #4 still demands payment after a fish fry freebie. Sorry girl, you just got one-upped by pepperoni and Aspergers. HUMILIATION.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 131,104 Category: Compilations

  • She Almost Cried (LOL)

    She Almost Cried (LOL)

    A quick romp in the ole' spaghetti house goes south once this derpo realizes she needs to reevaluate her choice in birth control. But blinded by peer pressure & $1.75, she goes on. The result? A Tampax commercial.

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 130,462 Category: Surprise

  • BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    Freshly szechuan'd Rick and Morty fans get the 3 Stooges treatment after discovering chaturbate.com. The smell of digital prostitution will eventually fade... but video of you juggling another man's donut glaze is f-o-r-e-v-e-r.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 129,682 Category: Cringe

  • Speechless

    Speechless

    Trashbag's 15 seconds of fame gets derailed by a cleaner, more clothed girl in the foreground. Don't feel too bad lady. Seeing as I started itching just by watching u do the crab crawl back there, ur technically still in the limelight.

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 127,329 Category: Public

  • Your Roomates are Cunts

    Your Roomates are Cunts

    HAHA

    Date: 10/30/17 Views: 127,202 Category: Bitches

  • The 76th Gender

    The 76th Gender

    Modern society can't walk more than 6 feet without tearing the phone out, and frantically telling the population how different they are from it. It's a srs disorder, and let me tell you: identifying as a toilet is as good as it gets folks.

    Date: 08/24/17 Views: 126,714 Category: WTF

  • TIGHTER THAN TIGHT

    TIGHTER THAN TIGHT

    On the outside all vaginas look different. But head east, and you quickly find that much like the buttplugs in Ellen Page's closet, they only come in one size: MICRO. 10 years of running porn sites, and that's all I've learned.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 126,201 Category: Asians

  • Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    Pedro Ruins the Moment (HAHA)

    and by 'moment' I mean the 10 seconds it took for an Ecuadorian hooker to say ADIOS to the gangbang contract and make a run for the door. Only thing missing here is a Mariachi band attempting to cover Cyprus Hill songs.

    Date: 10/29/17 Views: 125,403 Category: Hookers

  • The Crowd Pleaser

    The Crowd Pleaser

    Camgirl Porn: Sometimes it's as exciting as an audio book of Newt Gingrich customizing a bowl at Chipotle. But throw in a pair of glasses and a girl that pays the vagisil bill with e-tokens, and it becomes BUENOS FAPPERINOS!

    Date: 10/19/17 Views: 124,696 Category: Teen

  • MFW Dad Comes Home Early

    MFW Dad Comes Home Early

    @1:57 mark

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 124,642 Category: Parents

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 123,701 Category: Hot

  • Epic Butterface is Epic II

    Epic Butterface is Epic II

    She looks fine from the waist down, DAMN fine for that matter. But head north and it becomes pretty obvious who had to breed to produce that chin. Mother: Sarah Jessica Parker. Father: Kal-El from the planet Krypton.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 123,081 Category: Derp

  • The Danger of Camwhoring

    The Danger of Camwhoring

    Cam whore #2817 has an unintentional FML moment after realizing her 6 inch friend has swam into deeper waters. Luckily she's prepared: Squat, push and cross your tits the breakfast burrito bowl doesn't come out with it.

    Date: 10/10/17 Views: 118,657 Category: Shocking

  • MASTER of Her Craft

    MASTER of Her Craft

    Face of a succubus and she knows her way around a gopher hole. Rarely do I admit this, but this chicky is 1 enema away from a Chipotle burrito bowl on my dime. Unfortunately, my desert rose isn't bloomed enough for her taste.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 116,759 Category: Amateur

  • WTF? Why would they do this?

    WTF? Why would they do this?

    643 recorded cumshots, and you choose Japanese censorship as the next move to keep your minge relevant? ZERO MOTHER FUCKIN STARS JANICE.

    Date: 10/31/17 Views: 116,630 Category: Porn

  • A Russian Love Story

    A Russian Love Story

    3 A.M. hookup goes from erotic to i'll kill u motherfucker as Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky starts sticking his custard musket into enemy territory. The hate in her eyes is real. Him promising to keep this home movie a secret is not.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 114,398 Category: Assholes

  • Secondhand Vagina

    Secondhand Vagina

    Modern technology demonstrates it's versatility, and this particular duo are a prime example. They're scarfing down war-grade sphincter, while I'm still over here waiting for Cuphead's 'beat-the-shit-out-of-your-wife' DLC. FUCK.

    Date: 10/11/17 Views: 114,393 Category: WTF

  • Annnd she was never seen again

    Annnd she was never seen again

    Contrary to stereotypes, gOiNg wILd isn't really this ones specialty. She has sex like a confused chihuahua. Calling her back for a sequel is out of the question... but that's all okay when you look like 2003 Scarlett Johansson.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 111,251 Category: Porn

  • Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Amazing Pussy, Disturbing Talent

    Kinda like the Jigsaw franchise, this went from intriguing to it's time to stop pretty damn quick. Tipping point involves a vaginal evacuation story told in the most soothing voice I've heard since Bob Ross. 10/10, would fap again.

    Date: 11/01/17 Views: 111,217 Category: Impressive

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 108,796 Category: Anal

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 101,422 Category: Fail

  • The Simultaneous Creampie

    The Simultaneous Creampie

    4 outa 5 heterosexuals agree this is gayer than San Fransisco after dark. But perma jock itch & urinary tract infections dont bother these 2. #helltotheno

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 98,647 Category: WTF

  • World's Hottest Autistic Teen

    World's Hottest Autistic Teen

    What can be said? Just another tard that's taken her addiction to szechuan-flavored attention whoring to an entirely new level. Normally I'd file this type of creature in the 'never' pile... but this one officially gets a FAP pass ✔

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 97,907 Category: Derp