• Magnificent Mommy

    Magnificent Mommy

    She can't walk more than 25 feet without bending over and prying open her rocket dock for all unsuspecting pedestrians to see It's a condition. Us folks in the pharmaceutical community call it Whorosis, and there is no cure.

    Date: 07/12/18 Views: 104,454 Category: MILF

  • How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    How NOT to get your GF into Anal

    Certainly not the first time this hypebeast has staged an attack on Anal Island, and clearly not the last. Feel free to experiment next time - maybe deposit a Twinkie beforehand? It's called The Moist Gremlin. I invented it.

    Date: 07/10/18 Views: 100,766 Category: Anal

  • "too easy"

    "too easy"

    I guess having sex isn't considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany

    Date: 07/16/18 Views: 93,601 Category: Surprise

  • He's... he's PROUD of this??

    He's... he's PROUD of this??

    It's all about method acting. Conquer that, and nothing shall come between your crotchwaffle and pornographic stardom... save for Rohypnol addictions

    Date: 07/14/18 Views: 91,642 Category: WTF

  • Wife's First Black Guy

    Wife's First Black Guy

    Nice face. Good skin. But what really sold me was the no-fear approach to inhaling enough Caribbean meat pie to start her own kiosk. Take a good look at this one ladies because the standard just went up about 420%.

    Date: 07/15/18 Views: 79,096 Category: Cuck

  • Nicki Minaj on Suicide Watch

    Nicki Minaj on Suicide Watch

    Take your average Dress Barn cashier, weaponize her with all-you-can-eat Baconators & this is the result. Apply all butter-based lubricants necessary.

    Date: 07/13/18 Views: 77,316 Category: Webcams

  • "3 alpha males destroyed my girlfriend"

    "3 alpha males destroyed my girlfriend"

    Open letter to Lilly Ford: I will donate all of the $12.75 I made off the sale of my Topanga Lawrence inflatable doll to a local soup kitchen in exchange for one night of your time and the power tool of your choosing. Call me.

    Date: 07/17/18 Views: 58,584 Category: Cuck

  • Now THAT'S Wife Material

    Now THAT'S Wife Material

    damn son, whered u learn that?

    Date: 07/18/18 Views: 35,891 Category: Impressive