Newbie tries to escape the wrath of an erect black man by slowly inching away... but the beast refuses to relent. A suicide dive is her only salvation.

    Date: 03/02/18 Views: 138,867 Category: Bloopers

  • Would YOU pay for this?

    Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again, I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 136,953 Category: Webcams

  • Thanks Dad!

    Thanks Dad!

    2lbs of Hamburger Helper and marginal Call of Duty skills? Maybe finding out your GF gave papi chulo teh SUCC really is the best thing in this video.

    Date: 02/25/18 Views: 134,422 Category: Assholes

  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 132,408 Category: Objects

  • 50 Times? IN A ROW?

    50 Times? IN A ROW?

    Josefina cut corners trying to emulate her hero. Turns out the $25 special at an Islamic plastic surgeon isn't the high ticket item originally thought. Now she's gotta live the rest of her life looking like Tim Burton's asshole LOL

    Date: 12/12/17 Views: 131,873 Category: Picture

  • Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.

    Date: 02/03/18 Views: 131,646 Category: Parents

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala 5600 baud Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards brah. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. #sendhelp

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 131,192 Category: Slutty

  • Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Another game-changing, chromosome-challenging, boner-flatlining, stereotype-enforcing performance by the one and only woman of a thousand emotions Lucie Wilde. One day the ACLU will put a stop to this.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 130,407 Category: Derp

  • Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Meanwhile, in Africa...

    Refreshing to see tourism is still booming for our brothers below the equator. Now lets go ahead and get these gentleman under contract for the Ghostbusters reboot. I'm seeing 103 inches of Oscar winners here.

    Date: 03/10/18 Views: 129,915 Category: Big Dicks

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/17/18 Views: 126,239 Category: Alphas



    Face of a virgin & knows her way around a Baby Gap. Rarely do I admit this, but she's 1 hymen break away from being worthy of an Ecto Cooler 6-pack on my dime. Sadly, 3.4 inches of solid mass just don't do it for her.

    Date: 03/05/18 Views: 119,542 Category: Virgins

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays


    Date: 03/07/18 Views: 116,997 Category: Porn

  • Relationship Goals

    Relationship Goals

    Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) Florida is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $37 doesn't get you anywhere in Buenos Aires. He proved me wrong once, but there will be no duplication.

    Date: 03/18/18 Views: 112,953 Category: Drugs



    Some 'feels' I am glad I'll never experience: Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture & an unwelcomed penis randomly kicking open the door to the house of pain. FULL VERSIONS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

    Date: 03/16/18 Views: 100,921 Category: Quitters

  • 25 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    25 Girls Banned from SnapChat


    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 91,613 Category: Compilations

  • Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Anybody know her name? or if she's ever done any other videos? Preferably ones without the soundtrack to Schindler's List layered on top of it. thanks.

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 88,203 Category: Fail



    Her training video HERE - Unfortunately lacking Eye of the Tiger.

    Date: 03/19/18 Views: 79,761 Category: Impressive

  • VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 78,771 Category: Alphas

  • 19 and still too afraid...

    19 and still too afraid...

    ...to stop using the grocery store's dental aisle to reach her O-face. Shit lady, ever heard of Amazon? We'll go ahead donate the full $585.00 just to see you go 1 on 1 with this WOMB WRECKER and leave Colgate out of this war.

    Date: 03/21/18 Views: 70,050 Category: Teen

  • Worst Sex Tape OF ALL TIME

    Worst Sex Tape OF ALL TIME


    Date: 03/23/18 Views: 43,937 Category: Shocking

  • Girls do it Too?

    Girls do it Too?

    This is harder to see than Bill Cosby after a martini. So you need to pay attention... and if you figure out why a female decided the Volcano Bay indoor waterpark shithouse was the place to do this, holla atchya boi.

    Date: 03/24/18 Views: 21,420 Category: Busted