Another game-changing, chromosome-challenging, boner-flatlining, stereotype-enforcing performance by the one and only woman of a thousand emotions Lucie Wilde. One day the ACLU will put a stop to this.
Here's a few staple rules to live your life by: 1) Don't copy what you see on the Internet. 2) Never stick your baby carrot in crazy. Both situations tend to have the same lopsided risk/reward ratio attached to the them. #warned
I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like "papi".
A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE
Nice taste in women, unacceptable camera work. I got 2 words for this gentleman: TRIPOD MOTHERFUCKER. Try keeping them at the front of your mind next time you cross borders for the Limp Bizkit reunion concert.
Sadly this is about as staged as that last YouTube prank video your turd Facebook friend linked you to. She's Teacher of Magic aka the only girl built out of mashed potatoes that I'd let shim my jim. More HERE and HERE.