• Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Tard Thinks This is Erotic

    Another game-changing, chromosome-challenging, boner-flatlining, stereotype-enforcing performance by the one and only woman of a thousand emotions Lucie Wilde. One day the ACLU will put a stop to this.

    Date: 11/26/17 Views: 118,121 Category: Derp

  • You were warned.

    You were warned.

    Here's a few staple rules to live your life by: 1) Don't copy what you see on the Internet. 2) Never stick your baby carrot in crazy. Both situations tend to have the same lopsided risk/reward ratio attached to the them. #warned

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 107,485 Category: Freaks

  • Can't Even Handle 2 Inches

    Can't Even Handle 2 Inches

    I like this girl. She's soft spoken and emotionally reserved. To win her over I'd really have to pull out all the stops - Netflix Desperado, bathe in Suavitel fabric softner, and come to terms with being called silly shit like "papi".

    Date: 01/08/18 Views: 97,649 Category: Ouch

  • Anal is NOT an Option

    Anal is NOT an Option

    A hygiene level commonly found in an Arby's handicap toilet has applied itself to this girl's rectal passage. Not shocking... but Clorox may have found it's new spokeswoman. Another desperate cry for anal bleaching HERE

    Date: 01/12/18 Views: 92,308 Category: WAT

  • REAL: I Fucked the Maid at Quality Inn

    REAL: I Fucked the Maid at Quality Inn

    Nice taste in women, unacceptable camera work. I got 2 words for this gentleman: TRIPOD MOTHERFUCKER. Try keeping them at the front of your mind next time you cross borders for the Limp Bizkit reunion concert.

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 88,879 Category: Amateur

  • Hello Stranger

    Hello Stranger

    Sadly this is about as staged as that last YouTube prank video your turd Facebook friend linked you to. She's Teacher of Magic aka the only girl built out of mashed potatoes that I'd let shim my jim. More HERE and HERE.

    Date: 01/11/18 Views: 81,301 Category: Voyeur

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    60 seconds or BUST

    Date: 01/14/18 Views: 40,759 Category: Hot

  • The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    The Best 10 Seconds on the Internet

    Nothing spells T-R-U-L-U-V like 12 ounces of dollar-store beer missing it's target. I don't know about you, but my Valentine's day just got booked up.

    Date: 01/15/18 Views: 40,247 Category: Derp

  • Russian TV is Fucking Crazy

    Russian TV is Fucking Crazy

    uhh.... too far?

    Date: 01/16/18 Views: 3,662 Category: Assholes