Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.
...to stop using the grocery store's dental aisle to reach her O-face. Shit lady, ever heard of Amazon? We'll go ahead donate the full $585.00 just to see you go 1 on 1 with this WOMB WRECKER and leave Colgate out of this war.
The younger the college girl, the further they have to go for attention. A simple concept officially reinfoced thanks to this 97lbs of solid skankarooni. I'll put it plainly: watching this forced me to get vaccinated, it's that trashy.
Ever cram an entire box of freshly cooked macaroni and cheese into a sock, then stick your dick into it? Of course not, only an idiot would waste $1.99 of Kraft's finest. But I feel like thats the kinda audio were missing out on here.
Lookout world, she has no limits. She also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to y the fuck this was filmed.
5 pour souls that will never experience the sweet kiss of a double Baconator ever again. If you're the type of guy that can appreciate karma , this is the link for you. More of a humanitarian? Don't worry, I gotchu covered too.
Meet casalteenspoa. Roughly translated to Americano it means widow maker. This genetically-superior sumbitch can't leave his house without a permit... but need to demolish some section-8 housing? He got u covered.
Incestual Behavior: A practice commonly reserved for degenerate parents that want a hobby in between cashing disability checks and watching the Roseanne reboot. The daughters are always beat. Meet the sole exception.
Hey, no one said you had to like it Becky. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on those kneecaps and think about all the McChickens you'll be able to buy as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of my weekdays.
What kind of blue-ball horse shit is this? Jagdish Deshmukbengaba was only inches away from a Bangladesh edition of Fake Taxi, but got outwitted by 2 girls with the combined motor skills of an elephant with alzheimers #shame
I guess having sex isn't considered "challenging" when someone has the alcohol tolerance of a vienna sausage. Lesson learned: Never try to impress a girl that's probably used the neighbor's cat as toilet paper. #germany
Before today, I was certain of a few things. 1) Pennywise could never make me ejaculate. And B) The i slipped a stiffy-uh into my mother-uh videos would have been a thing of the past in 2018. Batting 0% feelsbadman.gif
Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.
Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE
Schizoid games a Tinder.com soft-6 with an afternoon of bumper cars and Red Lobster... only to slip a couple of Oxycontin in her Admiral's Feast. The end result? 100% unadulterated, unfiltered autism around the 9:30 mark.