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  • "i can't cum, his cock is too big"

    "i can't cum, his cock is too big"

    It might be best if she avoided all things hotdog related for the next few days. Only two things should reroute the female orgasm so effectively, and I don't see Shia LaBeouf or a Reddit meetup anywhere in this video.

    Date: 08/25/17 Views: 166,732 Category: Beefy

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 177,607 Category: Drunk

  • Yes, she's 18

    Yes, she's 18

    Local miscreant suffering from the combo of anorexia & Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion sense seeks out the easiest way to make tree fiddy: The leading role in a skin flick that even Kevin Spacey wouldn't be caught jacking off to.

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 245,900 Category: Asians

  • Why I Have Trust Issues

    Why I Have Trust Issues

    There's a good reason why this one prefers stepping inside the squished muffin over traditional sex. A damn good reason indeed. $7 dollars, and my vintage Regis Philbin (signed) penis pump to anyone that can guess why.

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 159,190 Category: Beefy

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays

    Alex Blake. One of them adult actresses that kept her teacup vagina under the radar for too long. Dare I say actually hot enough to be worthy of my Panda Express gift cards. (hint: I share cream cheese rangoon with nobody)

    Date: 01/10/18 Views: 135,166 Category: Teen

  • Too Many Dicks!

    Too Many Dicks!

    The facial expressions while getting her hotdog oven overstocked are priceless. Worthy of their own Twitch emojis. Same goes for some of the meat vendors giving the handout. Every 15 seconds is a Kodak moment.

    Date: 10/20/17 Views: 161,035 Category: Groups

  • Snapchat Royalty

    Snapchat Royalty

    @Kellysnaps22

    Date: 01/02/18 Views: 157,438 Category: Hot

  • Never Saw it Coming

    Never Saw it Coming

    Much like Miley Cyrus after a spirited jog through a petting zoo, you can't trust a damn thing below this guy's waistline. Well... at least she's got pride. Know who doesn't? THIS CREATURE. Kill him, cautiously F-A-P to this.

    Date: 10/18/17 Views: 148,012 Category: Alphas

  • "i can't do this"

    "i can't do this"

    kinda disappointed fam

    Date: 08/20/17 Views: 163,381 Category: Teen

  • 30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    30 Guys in 30 Minutes

    Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.

    Date: 07/27/17 Views: 148,679 Category: Slutty

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 165,368 Category: Drunk

  • Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    This bench warmer saw 1 too many efukt videos and thought he was ready to play 2nd string. Probably didn't anticipate his dialogue to be more confusing than Nicholas Cage's summer vacation though. Color me baffled.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 200,785 Category: Cuck

  • Community Service?

    Community Service?

    She's got Maybelline's bolt-on tits and doesn't give a fuck. They flirt, they grope, they jerk off like the Titanic is going down. Shit's goin good... till u realize it's just some Buzzfeed journalist living out a feminist wet dream.

    Date: 11/21/17 Views: 152,260 Category: Voyeur

  • Russian TV is Fucking Crazy

    Russian TV is Fucking Crazy

    uhh.... too far?

    Date: 01/16/18 Views: 3,666 Category: Assholes

  • The 76th Gender

    The 76th Gender

    Modern society can't walk more than 6 feet without tearing the phone out, and frantically telling the population how different they are from it. It's a srs disorder, and let me tell you: identifying as a toilet is as good as it gets folks.

    Date: 08/24/17 Views: 131,327 Category: WTF

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    No better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH.

    Date: 08/27/17 Views: 336,024 Category: Drunk

  • "Okay... THAT'S ENOUGH!"

    "Okay... THAT'S ENOUGH!"

    See that look on her face at the 0:43 mark? That's the aw shit, i shouldn't be sucking off guys without keeping some Flex Tape nearby" look. HAHA

    Date: 12/23/17 Views: 150,196 Category: Impressive

  • Autism & Incest

    Autism & Incest

    The one time incestual storylines involve a believable girl... and she's getting fondled by a real life version of Shrek. p.s. welcome back NothingToxic.com. My 2004 AOL away messages have missed your beautiful face. #nostalgia

    Date: 12/01/17 Views: 175,914 Category: Derp

  • Marry Her

    Marry Her

    Great face. Nice body. But what really got me on board was the complete lack of logic. Look closely. No brains, no thoughts. So cute you'd almost forget this happens when they get more than half a can into their mouths.

    Date: 09/02/17 Views: 201,254 Category: Fail

  • BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    BAD ETIQUETTE, BRO!

    Freshly szechuan'd Rick and Morty fans get the 3 Stooges treatment after discovering chaturbate.com. The smell of digital prostitution will eventually fade... but video of you juggling another man's donut glaze is f-o-r-e-v-e-r.

    Date: 10/05/17 Views: 136,701 Category: Cringe

  • Snug as a Bug II

    Snug as a Bug II

    This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 179,030 Category: Amateur

  • "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    "Hey, wanna touch my penis?"

    'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.

    Date: 07/29/17 Views: 162,525 Category: Voyeur

  • So Bold, So Brave

    So Bold, So Brave

    Riley Reyes. Maybe you've heard of her? She has a strict "no escorting cuz dats degrading" policy, but turning her anus into Pablo Picasso is a-okay. Imagine combining Iggy Azalea's waistline with Tumblr. This is the result.

    Date: 08/04/17 Views: 186,025 Category: Anal

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 193,665 Category: WAT

  • Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    Twitch.tv Girls EXPOSED

    We have nobody to blame but ourselves.

    Date: 11/25/17 Views: 170,090 Category: Compilations

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 146,692 Category: Amateur

  • This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    This Is Bad. Very Very Bad

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 144,439 Category: Assholes

  • Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpaste & I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may resemble Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. ur always 1 Spawn comic book away from snatch city.

    Date: 12/19/17 Views: 179,737 Category: Freaks

  • "how I got out of the friend zone"

    "how I got out of the friend zone"

    FFS: if you're gonna pay top dollar to rent desperate college girls, you might as well get a finger wet. Then again... when Home Depot is the source of your libido, maybe you've already done all the cummin you can do. Carry on.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 201,612 Category: WTF

  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/27/17 Views: 125,022 Category: Objects