Some guy that considers dollar store tattoos an art form bangs the shame out of the last girl that should be on his ding donger. After the 5th "look at the camera, it begins to feel more like Crazyshit vid than a Pornhub vid.
How to make ur $50 porn vid 100x better? Do a shot of her crinkled starfish before and after sinking the dirty submarine. That's what people really want to see. A sliding scale of damage that FEMA might have to be called in for.
There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...
Yes, she's 18-years-old... and slightly defective by the look of things. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far to fap.
If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 16 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 16. As in the number of times I have to flush after a Little Caesars Five for $5 groupon.