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    Some 'feels' I am glad I'll never experience: Child birth, menstrual cramps, bamboo fingernail torture & an unwelcomed penis randomly kicking open the door to the house of pain. FULL VERSIONS HERE - 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

    Date: 03/16/18 Views: 100,920 Category: Quitters



    Face of a virgin & knows her way around a Baby Gap. Rarely do I admit this, but she's 1 hymen break away from being worthy of an Ecto Cooler 6-pack on my dime. Sadly, 3.4 inches of solid mass just don't do it for her.

    Date: 03/05/18 Views: 119,542 Category: Virgins

  • "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    "i almost fucked my girlfriend to death"

    It's all about crossing the line with class. Conquer that skill and nothing shall come between your tits and Internet glory. Save for a restraining order or 4.

    Date: 01/17/18 Views: 278,813 Category: Rekt

  • Too strong? MY BAD!

    Too strong? MY BAD!

    Okay I lied. It's not a torturegasm, nor is this as 'public' as they want you to think it is. Good thing she's dressed like Shakespeare in the fuckin' Park cause this is going to be my most fridge boner of the day. I guarantee it.

    Date: 11/30/17 Views: 132,408 Category: Objects

  • Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Hello? R U ALIVE?

    Not since The Mannetard have I seen such an intense level of misogyny. (this month) Unfortunately there's no followup story... but what it lacks in explanations, it makes up for in semi-orgasmic zombie moaning.

    Date: 12/08/17 Views: 178,369 Category: Drunk

  • MILF with the Magic Touch

    MILF with the Magic Touch

    Nothing goes viral quite like middle-aged salmon canyons... so here's 2 minutes worth of the best in the biz. Too old for the bullshit, too young for the metamucil. This is something I like to call: middle ground (and pound).

    Date: 01/13/18 Views: 200,221 Category: Hot

  • Socially Awkward Nymphomaniac

    Socially Awkward Nymphomaniac

    Avoiding all things Comic Con related? Big mistake, Chad. Disregard the 'i lost my virginity to a life-sized cardboard cutoff of David Hasselhoff' look. This chick is DTF, TMI and AIDS all wrapped into one neat little package.

    Date: 01/06/18 Views: 201,780 Category: Compilations

  • 17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    17 Beers: Can She Handle it?

    "I tried my best to caption this one, but half the shit that steamrolls out of her mouth makes no sense and after the two straight minutes of her rambling on about Totoya automobiles I got kinda tired. P.S. NICE TITS."

    Date: 10/03/17 Views: 185,675 Category: Drunk

  • Rose McGowan's Sex Tape

    Rose McGowan's Sex Tape


    Date: 02/22/18 Views: 163,331 Category: Celebrities

  • Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Virginal nerd right? WRONG!

    Don't be fooled by the "i collect exotic toothpaste & I'm saving my G-spot for Sonic the Hedgehog" appearance. She may resemble Velma Dinky, but this is no sex newb. ur always 1 Spawn comic book away from snatch city.

    Date: 12/19/17 Views: 200,453 Category: Freaks

  • Unbreakable White Girl

    Unbreakable White Girl

    Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 499,599 Category: Big Dicks



    Step 1: Relaunch
    Step 2: Make this the only video on the site
    Step 3: Profit

    Date: 01/09/18 Views: 204,050 Category: LMAO

  • White Girl Wednesdays

    White Girl Wednesdays


    Date: 03/07/18 Views: 116,997 Category: Porn

  • "sorry I broke your wife"

    "sorry I broke your wife"

    I'm linking to her entire gallery of videos, but if your interest is in the fallopian tube rearrangement I've selected for the thumbnail: FRET NOT. Your chlamydia-flavored soccer mom awaits you at the end of this link.

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 228,692 Category: Rekt

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 200,731 Category: WAT

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 152,587 Category: Anal

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 01/23/18 Views: 258,177 Category: LMAO

  • Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Watching girls live off the pocket change of degenerates usually sucks, but it's not without perks. I once saw a girl single-handedly stop the rise of the machines. But as far as precious memories go thats all up to these Jezebels.

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 135,261 Category: Webcams

  • The Enforcer

    The Enforcer

    wait for it...

    Date: 02/24/18 Views: 149,752 Category: Fights

  • Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    Breakdown Girl's Greatest Hits

    What once was thought to be a single piss-poor decisions has blossomed into a pattern of mental dysfunction. Lady, I love them tits, but WTFever is going on at 12:18 in that last video requires medical attention. PARTS 1 and 2

    Date: 10/16/17 Views: 156,782 Category: Hot



    Never have I seen a man do something so disrespectful with such grace. Where there's shame, he shows honor. Where there's suffering, he brings comfort. And where there's romance, well... he really doesn't GAF, HAHA.

    Date: 10/13/17 Views: 196,153 Category: Surprise

  • Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    Booze Before Anal?! BAD IDEA

    It's always the same setup. Your side piece finally agrees to lube the rusty wagon wheel , but "only if I git drunky first". Listen you cockamamie hoes: Bacardi + Buttlove don't mix. These bitches couldn't even stay vertical lol

    Date: 02/23/18 Views: 154,298 Category: Drunk



    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope and straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is in squirting distance. #theperfectwoman

    Date: 03/03/18 Views: 201,665 Category: Incest

  • REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    REAL: Guy Rents Out Girlfriend

    He watches commands his S/O to chew, lick and gobble her way to next month's utility bill payment. Good call on filming too. Maybe for your next exploit you can use said video to negotiate your way to a free super-size?

    Date: 01/21/18 Views: 214,143 Category: Amateur

  • Girls do it Too?

    Girls do it Too?

    This is harder to see than Bill Cosby after a martini. So you need to pay attention... and if you figure out why a female decided the Volcano Bay indoor waterpark shithouse was the place to do this, holla atchya boi.

    Date: 03/24/18 Views: 21,408 Category: Busted

  • "i'm an elementary school teacher"

    "i'm an elementary school teacher"


    Date: 01/05/18 Views: 202,248 Category: Busted

  • The Allison Parker Files

    The Allison Parker Files

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    Date: 12/05/17 Views: 218,806 Category: Slutty

  • Perfect 100

    Perfect 100

    To my ever growing .08% female viewership: put on your monocle and break out notepad.exe. This right here is what a REAL woman looks like. Ultra-stacked, sub-120 lbs and master of the lazy handy. #marrymetoday

    Date: 01/01/18 Views: 194,337 Category: Amateur

  • MASTER of Her Craft

    MASTER of Her Craft

    Face of a succubus and she knows her way around a gopher hole. Rarely do I admit this, but this chicky is 1 enema away from a Chipotle burrito bowl on my dime. Unfortunately, my desert rose isn't bloomed enough for her taste.

    Date: 10/06/17 Views: 140,507 Category: Amateur

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 273,604 Category: Derp