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  • The Belligerent Prostitute

    The Belligerent Prostitute

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    Date: 02/18/18 Views: 3,530 Category: Hookers

  • Mileage Not Guaranteed

    Mileage Not Guaranteed

    I've seen this configuration before: Cute Whole Foods cashier above the waist, John Deer lawn aerator below it. I'd contact my local feminist chapter for false advertising, but I've already filled my tube sock & it's time for bed.

    Date: 02/17/18 Views: 35,473 Category: Teen

  • 4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    4 Cumshots, 6 Minutes

    Everybody is born with a gift. Some are just better kept at IHOP glory holes.

    Date: 02/16/18 Views: 58,137 Category: Impressive

  • Would YOU pay for this?

    Would YOU pay for this?

    Fart assaults, bitch slappings, clit sniping - I thought I've seen it all when it comes to Internet prostitution. And once again I was dead fucking wrong.

    Date: 02/15/18 Views: 63,208 Category: Webcams

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 90,944 Category: Rekt

  • Unique Technique

    Unique Technique

    A coworker at Little Caesars once told me she used the side of a Redbull can to pleasure herself. She said the feeling of her deep-dish pizza bowl being grinded made her cum instantaneously. Is that what's going on here?

    Date: 02/13/18 Views: 102,065 Category: Hot

  • Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Stranger Grabbed by the Pussy

    Not since the days of blindly acquiring porn ala Limewire have I come across a female with such seminal fortitude. She's got standards bro. Know who doesn't have standards? THIS WIND TUNNEL. Laugh there, FAP here.

    Date: 02/12/18 Views: 80,095 Category: Slutty

  • HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    HAHA: Creampie DENIED

    You see that body language? I know that body language. Roughly translated it means: "if you pull out again, I'll park my Kia Soul in your asshole next time you fall asleep" Go ahead, ask me. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 02/11/18 Views: 113,507 Category: Bitches

  • Role Reversal?

    Role Reversal?

    I've seen desperate girls do desperate shit to keep their ManyVids account submerged in dollars... but risking life, death and a clean record just to keep cOrNhOLe69 entertained? That's a level of hoe I hope to never encounter.

    Date: 02/10/18 Views: 92,112 Category: Impressive

  • Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Bad Way to Spend $200 in Thailand

    Not since walking into a waffle house at 2AM have I seen such disrespect for the lower half of a brown female. And like the riot that ended that night, he has no intent of letting $39.00 worth of plastic surgery go to waste.

    Date: 02/09/18 Views: 125,737 Category: Asians

  • Award-Winning Sex (for realz)

    Award-Winning Sex (for realz)

    Adriana Chechik aka Performer of the Year 2017. "Question is, will she be able win2 years in a row? As hot as she is right now, there is a chance that could actually happen, especially with the work she is doing with VR porn"

    Date: 02/08/18 Views: 134,684 Category: Porn

  • You'll Cum 14 Times

    You'll Cum 14 Times

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    Date: 02/07/18 Views: 231,795 Category: Teen

  • It DOES exist!

    It DOES exist!

    Don't let the above-average penis size and battle-tested anus fool you: Encyclopedia Britannica lied. The human female can squirt via buttsex.

    Date: 02/06/18 Views: 122,254 Category: Anal

  • Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Masturbating Behind Mom Part 2

    Self-proclaimed Fap Ninja adds another accolade to her resume, in the form of Nicholas Cage's School of Acting graduate. An unfortunately accurate title you'll agree with when you question your purpose in life around 18:00.

    Date: 02/04/18 Views: 105,731 Category: Parents

  • Doctor of the Year?

    Doctor of the Year?

    When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? For everyone else: You probably shouldn't even attempt this.

    Date: 02/03/18 Views: 218,755 Category: Seniors

  • Practice ≠ Perfect

    Practice ≠ Perfect

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    Date: 02/02/18 Views: 130,059 Category: Derp

  • Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    I can understand the incestual story arch. I'll ook past the iPhone 3 camera quality. But the no-hesitation, double-dip taste-test of his own pearl jam at 7:22 mark? UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE you incomplete, slovenly shit donut.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 183,343 Category: Incest

  • Meanwhile, in Japan...

    Meanwhile, in Japan...

    This is standard Asian 'our music sounds like squirrels in a woodchipper, but if I put my mouth on your cock you won't notice it' syndrome. Fortunately science has gifted us the video to accompany this diss track. #springbreak

    Date: 01/31/18 Views: 125,912 Category: Asians

  • The Dream

    The Dream

    Stalk the blonde HERE
    Stalk the brunette HERE
    Evacuate your last nut HERE

    Date: 01/30/18 Views: 179,802 Category: Porn

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 235,220 Category: Derp