• "My friend is a whore"

    "My friend is a whore"

    Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 34,220 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: Seducing a Day Laborer

    REAL: Seducing a Day Laborer

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they ever made a porn spinoff with a a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 23,225 Category: Amateur



    Contrary to the social media hive mind, black girls do have sex with their privileged overlords. Unfortunately this one performs like George Costanza after an Adderall. Calling him 'inexperienced' would a compliment, HAHA.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 46,500 Category: Webcams

  • Hookin' at Home Depot

    Hookin' at Home Depot

    Lewdness is lewdness, I don't judge. But when you start leaving business cards (8:45) next to the finest Persian faux synthetic vinyl leather @ TGI Fridays you just soiled, we're on the verge of crossing boundaries M'LADY.

    Date: 06/23/17 Views: 43,330 Category: Public

  • The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    The Queen of 'I fucked my mom' Porn

    2 things I value more than Arby's 5 for $5: One involves quilted toilet paper & pressure assisted toilets. The other is women so into their fantasies, they don't even need a costar to bring da squeeze. Today, 1 wish gets granted.

    Date: 06/22/17 Views: 74,610 Category: MILF

  • 10 Minutes of WTF

    10 Minutes of WTF


    Date: 06/22/17 Views: 103,038 Category: Asians

  • Wrong on too Many Levels

    Wrong on too Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 89,196 Category: Freaks

  • "Me and My Refugee"

    "Me and My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 10,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 81,675 Category: Cuck

  • Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    Not my ass, ASSHOLE!

    And that's how the arranged marriage ended.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 80,950 Category: Assholes

  • Before she was a Legend

    Before she was a Legend

    Belladonna: The First Cornholing.

    Date: 06/20/17 Views: 74,659 Category: Vintage



    This will peak any cougar fantasies you may be struggling with. It'll also kill any hope you have at another site's titles being authentic. #FAPWITHOPE

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 115,069 Category: MILF

  • 18-Year-Old Before and After

    18-Year-Old Before and After

    I was half expecting this chick's balloon knot to snap back into shape like a Yo-Yo... not pucker up like someone buttfucked her with a handful of Kimchi. Still hot. Just pop a few Advil int that sphincter and she be aiight.

    Date: 06/19/17 Views: 79,853 Category: Fail

  • I REFUSE to masturbate to this.

    I REFUSE to masturbate to this.

    You can't recover from this. She'll forever been known as the poster girl for autism in porn. She's essentially a walking, twitching, Reddit activist, yet she stays in good spirit no matter the chromosomes. I like dat, but I dont love it.

    Date: 06/18/17 Views: 87,566 Category: Derp



    Gettin real honest fam.

    Date: 06/18/17 Views: 84,887 Category: LMAO

  • Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Just scroll to 3:40 and listen

    Pretty sure I uncovered an ancient dialect. I dub it squirrelwhorian. Kinda like Spanglish: it cant be taught, only invoked. Japanese electronics required.

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 96,509 Category: Asians



    Sex that almost kills you: The typical symptom of 'poppa didn't hug me, or he hugged me too much while I was asleep' syndrome. Most girls have regrets once this kinda thing goes public. But she has a different approach...

    Date: 06/17/17 Views: 87,905 Category: Alphas

  • CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    CLASSIC: Ready or not, HERE I CUM!

    A little wisdom I picked up watching Joe Fowler's Paint Zoom infomercial: Proper preparation is key. Think it cant apply to assfuckery? Neither did she.

    Date: 06/16/17 Views: 99,495 Category: Anal

  • Determined 19-Year-Old

    Determined 19-Year-Old

    14 minutes of Internet fame, and this elementary educated twat turns into the Floyd Mayweather of porn auditions. In other words: You'll pay good money to watch her in action, but only after she shuts the fuck up.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 102,384 Category: Porn

  • TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    TBT: She PREFERS ass-to-mouth?

    There's only two people willing to both sexually assault a comedy legend and chow down on their own dutch oven fumes. And they're both this girl.

    Date: 06/15/17 Views: 94,634 Category: Slutty

  • The REAL Refugee Crisis

    The REAL Refugee Crisis

    Not 1, but a ménage à trois of Harambe dicks go into attack formation, and she couldn't give less than a shit. srsly, I've seen more concern in a Walmart service line than this war-torn slut has for the function of her cornhole.

    Date: 06/14/17 Views: 112,256 Category: Big Dicks