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  • "How I got Gonorrhea"

    "How I got Gonorrhea"

    Eight-minute crash course on how to abandon all knowledge of sexually transmitted diseases - as narrated by a guy who sounds like he crawled out of Dracula's asshole during Mardi Gras. It's valuable information really.

    Date: 04/19/18 Views: 22,684 Category: Slutty

  • 1 Teacher, 4 Students

    1 Teacher, 4 Students

    Original account HERE

    Date: 04/18/18 Views: 57,505 Category: Busted

  • 18 Going on 40

    18 Going on 40

    Ever seen a woman with the body of a college girl, and the face of customer service at Pep Boys, but still nutted a week's worth of hamburger helper into your favorite tube sock because you're trying new things? Me neither.

    Date: 04/17/18 Views: 81,267 Category: Teen

  • The Compassionate Babysitter

    The Compassionate Babysitter

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 163,253 Category: Small Cocks

  • Horse Cock 101

    Horse Cock 101

    [tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 99,253 Category: Big Dicks

  • There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 04/15/18 Views: 118,107 Category: Voyeur

  • Butt Sex: Before & After

    Butt Sex: Before & After

    KBB rates her biscuit as MINT (minor scratches -- no defects), so alternate routes are sourced. And Much like a Kardashian after mistakenly eating a low-fat Dorito, you can literally see fear in her eyes once contact is made.

    Date: 04/14/18 Views: 99,555 Category: MILF

  • It's a Sister Thing

    It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 113,599 Category: Hot

  • "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this confused creature.

    Date: 04/12/18 Views: 111,587 Category: Big Dicks

  • Instagram Girls are Kinda Funny

    Instagram Girls are Kinda Funny

    Slap her, kick her, spike her Vagisil with Valentina Salsa Picante sauce. There's all sorts of ways to have fun with a girl. HINT: This isn't one of em.

    Date: 04/11/18 Views: 93,830 Category: Amateur

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 188,507 Category: Compilations

  • Mom's Trust Fund

    Mom's Trust Fund

    Nevermind the fact that he looks like he lost his virginity to a Hulk Hogan body pillow. I just wanna know why he went for The Baltimore Handshake when another $20 would have gotten him fast-lane access to clam city.

    Date: 04/09/18 Views: 117,272 Category: Surprise

  • It finally happened...

    It finally happened...

    20+ years of pornographing and I've been duped. Ever see 'The Happening' with Mark Wahlberg? Me neither. But if someone ever made an M. Night Shyamalan porn twist ending version... it would probably look a bit like this.

    Date: 04/09/18 Views: 92,993 Category: Impressive

  • I Came 14 Times

    I Came 14 Times

    I'll bet 20 sheckles & my self-taped VHS Fresh Prince of Belair box set that this technology has lead to more than one house pet being ejaculated on.

    Date: 04/08/18 Views: 129,893 Category: Porn

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure

    Strip Club Peer Pressure

    it happens

    Date: 04/07/18 Views: 187,354 Category: Slutty

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 183,147 Category: Rekt

  • Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    I was spaghetti soft until the camera panned 12 inches south. Fucking hell, this chick is 1 injection of anesthesia away from experimental cornhole surgery & she's rippin one out like the lifeboats were deployed. I'm in love?

    Date: 04/05/18 Views: 147,064 Category: WTF

  • Unexpected 9-Incher

    Unexpected 9-Incher

    This is bad. More bad than the time I emptied $27 worth of Wendy's value meals into the plastic case of Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project for NES and slipped it in a Blockbuster drop-box. Wait no, that was priceless.

    Date: 04/04/18 Views: 124,219 Category: Busted

  • THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD

    THERE GOES MY CHILDHOOD

    I've seen some pretty irreparable gashes in my day. But this? This is a bamboozling the likes of which you've never seen. Better call FEMA. or start charging the rates of a New York City parking garage. More of her HERE

    Date: 04/03/18 Views: 120,675 Category: Hot

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 142,213 Category: Impressive