If there's one thing that never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's 3-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 42 seconds of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 42. As in the number of times I need to wipe after Panda Express.
Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards of their own. Oh well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the list, German girls are still my bae.
To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Jo Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.
If you're the kinda dude that can enjoy 10+ minutes of nothing more than a corporation actually giving back to their customers, this is for you. Don't give a fuck about jigglin C-cup titties? Maybe another video suits your needs better.
What happens when you mix modern-day technology, with south east Asia's most desperate? THIS hungry hippopotamus. AND the world's first virtual double-bagger. This needs a theatrical release like Bill O'Reilly needs a hairline.
The more colors in her hair, the crazier the bitch is. A straightforward concept... and one that's officially reinforced thanks to this 97lb puddle slut farming the fuck out. Put it this way: Just watching her gave me Hep-C. It's that serious.
This is what happens when your e-stock starts hitting the shitter. Cherries are popped, jealousies are fueled - all because some goofy bitch can't quit her Overwatch addiction & go pro already. Oh and, this isn't her 1st charitable act.
After 12+ mins of stuffing the muffin, she starts crying about the finale. Equally as entertaining are her facial expressions and choice of vocabulary... with hits likes "do i have to taste it?" and my personal favorite: "ghrghaahghbokadad".