I'm all for community building, but maybe this whole "bring your wife to work day" thing needs to be restructured. At least mandate a flea bath, cause... fuck.
Unless this is your first day on the Internet, you already know that's Gianna Michaels. What you may not know is her [affinity] [for] [fucking] [dudes] up.
Stewart's contribution to black history month takes an immediate nose dive when he realizes not all fetishes are built the same, and going into this battle unarmed wasn't exactly the hypebeast move he originally thought it was haha. [source]
She rly claimed her stink whistle has less mileage on it than the Peloton in
Ozzy Osbourne's basement, yet doesn't even call a timeout when Woody goes straight to the A. But when it comes time to sample some French vanilla, she calls it quits.
Desperate for attention and not afraid of having their pork chop piss flaps online forever. If these aren't the quintessential for the independent woman of 2024, I don't know what is. Now save up those OnlyFans subs and overnight the Valtrex.
She seems nice. The type that'd cook you artisanal beefaroni on your 1st date, or volunteer a BJ when ur TikTok gets 0 likes. I want that. I rly do. But... not like this.
Spoiler: It's not. I know Walmart elite when I see it, and there's no sign of velcro shoes anywhere in this video. Better acting than Megan Fox in Expend4bles tho.
I shouldn't speak on behalf of females thanks to my unkempt eggbag and an addiction to White Castle french toast sliders... but I think have an idea how life gets to this point. And reparing it begins with uninstalling League of Legends.
Becky-lynn Dakota Monroe Savannah Taylor in the sure has an interesting way of servicing her community. While everyone reserves their public reamings for the Best Buy customer service line; she has decided to start her charity work at home.
gIrL bOsSiNg hits a fever pitch when Debra-Jean gets caught gargling all 4 inches of a stranger's custard chucker. Her reaction? Literally nothing. She continues on her journey like there's a volcano waiting for someone to throw a ring inside of it.
wtf is with this ❝i'm not stopping until medicare qualifies her for a wheelchair❞ approach to slamming married women nowadays? Call me old fashioned, but I preferred when it was more romantic and hidden in Taco Bell bathroom stalls.
A 19 min adventure with a woman that doesn't believe the night is over until her junior mint has been turned inside out. The odor in that room must be diabolical.
I've been seeing this Jade Kink individual popping up all over the tubes for a long time now, and I gotta say; Her upbringing must have had more disappointments than a trailer park family reunion. Fucking girl is out of her piss-drinking mind...
The true downside of marrying prostitutes from russiabride.com? Every wiener in a three-mile radius is using your 9-5 to unload some nut sac gazpacho on your significant other And don't even get me started on the ridiculous storage fees.
Well... on closer examination it seems the tomfoolery of lighting was hiding that whiskey barrel of a stomach being used as a pushup bra. No more Internet today.
That's definitely the same girl from this suburban conga line. [Assassin Edit]: Her name is SubGirl0831 and she's still active to this day posting pure poetry like; "I love the weekends where I lose track of how many guys used my butthole"
