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Dude wakes up his white trash wife by blowing a fat load of Mircale Whip all over her ugly face... and ear lol. How's that for breakfast in bed baby?
Date August 23rd, 2010
Views 54405 |
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This is from an audition tape that was mailed to a porn studio in Cali. Poor dude was so desperate to land a job as a manslut that he resorted to faking a Peter North style cumshot, thinking it'd give him an 'edge'. LOL.
Date July 23rd, 2010
Views 64934 |
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Cute pornstar nearly vomits after getting a taste of her partners alfredo sauce. Bitch needs to quit tripping and learn to savor the condiments of life.
Date July 14th, 2010
Views 51497 |
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She's not a fan of the tapioca pudding. After acting like a priss she tries to excuse her behavior by claiming to be a noob to taking facials. Uh huh... and I'm a direct descendant of Jesus.
Date June 17th, 2010
Views 111331 |
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Sorry bitch. That's exactly what you get for looking like Richard Simmons.
Date May 12th, 2010
Views 57830 |
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Skip to the 2:20 mark. Silly bitch complains of a burning sensation after being doused in man chowder. Mildly entertaining but not really.
Date May 6th, 2010
Views 56205 |
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lol
Date May 5th, 2010
Views 81711 |
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Fuck. That's enough man sauce to feed an entire Ethiopian village. Mufasa come quick! The Americans have brought us tapioca pudding!
Date September 13th, 2009
Views 107886 |
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It's semen. Not hydrochloric acid, ya dumb cunt.
Date June 30th, 2009
Views 97999 |
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You're a slut, get used to it..
Date July 18th, 2008
Views 94364 |
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Either it goes down the throat and into the belly or all over your face. Take your pick and be sure to say thank you.
Date March 4th, 2008
Views 96805 |
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BOOM HEADSHOT! I have a slight feeling he did that on purpose.
Date February 26th, 2008
Views 94282 |
