• They Can't Handle it

    They Can't Handle it

    A service bulletin for our lady viewers. Next time you feel like exposing your blown out tator tot to the general public, be sure to load up Instagram live first. Maybe you'll discover something you all lack - sophistication motherfuckers.

    Date: 11/19/18 Views: 310,376 Category: Busted

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    There's no better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14.00 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH...

    Date: 10/22/18 Views: 271,704 Category: Drunk

  • 17 Shameless Girls

    17 Shameless Girls

    There's 2 things I try my best no to do: 1.) masturbate in Burger King's drive-thru. And 2.) bullshit my viewers. That said, this video is pretty basic. But hey - the genitals are youthful & the humiliation is non-existent. Good enough for me.

    Date: 10/06/18 Views: 264,372 Category: Voyeur

  • Creeping Coworker

    Creeping Coworker

    Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 12/04/18 Views: 250,978 Category: Busted

  • RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    RAREST SEX TAPE EVER [FOR REAL]

    Missalice18. 10 years of blueballing has come to an end my friends. May our tube socks never see a dry day again and our erections put Viagra out of business.

    Date: 10/05/18 Views: 245,494 Category: Hot

  • This isn't Going to End Well

    This isn't Going to End Well

    damn son, check out the dimensions on him. You may have a confusing dream or 2 about being bludgeoned to death by it. Big emphasis on death. The graveyard would be a guarantee if you were to sword fight Captain Black Sparrow over here.

    Date: 10/18/18 Views: 241,342 Category: Big Dicks

  • Triple Kill

    Triple Kill

    Chance of this happening to you IRL: 0%
    Chance of Hulk Hogan leg dropping a BLM protester: 27%
    Chance of Chipotle skidding an entire roll of Charmin Extra Soft: 97.9%

    Date: 11/20/18 Views: 236,080 Category: Hot

  • This is what REAL Escorting Looks Like

    This is what REAL Escorting Looks Like

    She seems like a nice girl. The type that'd throw herself off a government building if you missed a text, or fuck the mailman if your Instagram post got 0 likes. But her enthusiasm? I've seen happier faces cleaning the toilets at Renaissance Fairs.

    Date: 11/03/18 Views: 234,523 Category: Asians

  • Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Date: 01/04/19 Views: 233,200 Category: WTF

  • Egon Loses His Virginity

    Egon Loses His Virginity

    HER: Looks like the rates are hourly
    HIM: Looks like he's had every flavor of Pop Tarts
    Some love stories are just destined for happy endings.

    Date: 12/19/18 Views: 231,843 Category: Public

  • 1 Night in West Virginia

    1 Night in West Virginia

    Nice collection. REAL nice. But it's girl 2 in the gallery that really wets my whistle. The kinda female that has wall-mounted awards for her swallow job philanthropy.

    Date: 10/24/18 Views: 231,399 Category: Gallery

  • Fucking a Sociopath

    Fucking a Sociopath

    Bangin is bangin: I don't discriminate. But I bet you $3 buckaroonies and half of this Barbacoa Butt Burrito she had no idea any of this could be pleasurable. You can literally see her transform from :( to :| with every uppercut to the uterus.

    Date: 11/01/18 Views: 229,593 Category: Amateur

  • First Time and Last Time

    First Time and Last Time

    Flattery is not exactly my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin' yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand at KFC.

    Date: 10/12/18 Views: 228,277 Category: Amateur

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Views: 226,883 Category: Amateur

  • This better not be real...

    This better not be real...

    #yikers #poggers

    Date: 12/01/18 Views: 226,450 Category: Busted

  • Just Scroll to 7:16

    Just Scroll to 7:16

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/03/18 Views: 220,080 Category: WAT

  • The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    "y dont u want anymoe dick?!" HAHA

    Date: 10/11/18 Views: 218,008 Category: Compilations

  • The Face of Jealousy

    The Face of Jealousy

    Maybe "jealous" is the wrong word... as it would imply she gives half a shit about her public image. Trust me when I say she doesn't. I've been inside a Las Vegas White Castle at 2:00AM. I know what antipathy and diseased meat looks like.

    Date: 11/07/18 Views: 216,443 Category: Public

  • "lol im fucking your girlfriend"

    "lol im fucking your girlfriend"

    Looking like Chris Bale from The Machinist, while your S/O gets a mouthful of bonerschnitzil. Exactly how you shouldn't spend the night after visiting grandma.

    Date: 10/02/18 Views: 214,969 Category: Cuck

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 214,834 Category: Compilations

  • 10-Inch Death Wish

    10-Inch Death Wish

    How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.

    Date: 12/11/18 Views: 212,877 Category: Big Dicks

  • Absolute Perfection

    Absolute Perfection

    Call her what you will: Gianna Dior, Divine Box... I prefer the moniker "the reason I have to apply aloe vera to my penis every 3-5 hours". Never before has a pornstar made me proud of the reward points I earned shopping exclusively at Walgreens.

    Date: 10/29/18 Views: 212,740 Category: Impressive

  • The $40.00 Teen

    The $40.00 Teen

    Flash a pair of Jacksons and all that "i'm waiting for marriage" talk disappears. That's what we want to see in our future: A confident girl that can beat the odds.

    Date: 10/23/18 Views: 212,733 Category: Asians

  • Yes, someone actually made this

    Yes, someone actually made this

    1. THIS
    2. Kubric
    3. Coppola
    4. Speilberg

    Date: 10/25/18 Views: 211,225 Category: WTF

  • REAL? Teacher Gives NO FUCKS

    REAL? Teacher Gives NO FUCKS

    Aspiring English professor by day, Chaturbate trainee by... mid-day. Apparently this is legit, but I have skepticism like Tom Cruise has homosexuality. Despite the location and her reasonably-priced cardigan attire... I'm still calling bullshit.

    Date: 10/07/18 Views: 210,829 Category: Teachers

  • Imagine Being this Beta

    Imagine Being this Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 210,684 Category: Cuck

  • Rents Overdue

    Rents Overdue

    Turns out those 'female respondents only 'ads on Craigslist yield interesting results. Specifically in the "bobbing for Alabama crab apples" department.

    Date: 09/25/18 Views: 203,920 Category: Anal

  • "are you sure ur 18?"

    "are you sure ur 18?"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 12/20/18 Views: 203,866 Category: LMAO

  • RUINED

    RUINED

    Wanna make ur shitty demo reels better? Feature the organic instrumentals only a Greenbay Packers fan can truly appreciate. Thats the way to the Internets heart.

    Date: 11/06/18 Views: 203,723 Category: WTF

  • 200 Orgasms Later

    200 Orgasms Later

    Oh it's that girl again. You know... the only female that has danced on the line of fucking the mentally challenged for so long, you've now become attracted to people that shop at Walmart? We truly have nobody but ourselves to blame.

    Date: 11/15/18 Views: 203,697 Category: Rekt