• Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since that time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop-box in protest to late fees on my rental of Johnny Mnemonic. FULL SCENE HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 398,732 Category: WTF

  • Unbreakable White Girl

    Unbreakable White Girl

    Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 300,097 Category: Big Dicks

  • Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Best. UBER. Passenger. Ever.

    Don't let the heart-shaped buttplug fool you. This girl has zero love for strangers and their upholstery. Such as illustrated after she downtowns her charlie brown... which the driver somehow is totally unaware of. Hilarious.

    Date: 08/02/17 Views: 272,290 Category: Fappers

  • Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    Bachelor Party - Inhumanity style

    No better way to celebrate your final day of freedom than by cramming a bottle of Pepsi's finest in the tuna mitten of a $14 hooker. They went for an assisted goal, but she insisted max capacity was already reached. UH HUH.

    Date: 08/27/17 Views: 243,683 Category: Drunk

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 207,728 Category: Drunk

  • The Morning After

    The Morning After

    Nothing peaks interest quite like inebriated girls and their inability to stay fully clothed. So here's 30 of em. Specific interest should be given to girlie numero 3 who has miraculously made it through the night skidmark-free.

    Date: 10/27/17 Views: 205,282 Category: Gallery

  • Mind Blown by 11 Inch Penis

    Mind Blown by 11 Inch Penis

    This is actually genius. Find the right angle & perspective makes the world think you're hung like rhinoceros. Too bad it's wasted on Omegle, where the only action you can get is from girls with more social anxiety than tits.

    Date: 09/21/17 Views: 202,137 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Instagram of Camwhores

    The Instagram of Camwhores

    An up close look at the sensual/depressing lives of e-hookers, where girls are stripped of their dignity & subjected to panhandling, humiliation, semi erotic acts and repeats of Spotify's Top 50. In other words: Shit's top shelf.

    Date: 09/22/17 Views: 198,847 Category: Advertisement

  • "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    "I'm ready for ana...oh FUKKKK"

    New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL

    Date: 07/20/17 Views: 198,126 Category: Anal

  • You Can't Break Her

    You Can't Break Her

    How many times have I said "mother of fuckin' AC Fucking Slater, this dude's custard cannon weighs more than her entire body" ? Sixty four. How many times did I actually mean it in the literal sense? Zero. UNTIL NOW.

    Date: 08/15/17 Views: 198,091 Category: Big Dicks

  • The 10 Best Sex Positions EVER

    The 10 Best Sex Positions EVER

    song [ HERE ]

    Date: 08/31/17 Views: 196,952 Category: Flexible

  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 196,291 Category: Anal

  • Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Seriously, I'm fucking AMAZED

    Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's objective. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since watching Inception on 2 bars of Xanex. Let it be known: eFukt officially got one-upped today.

    Date: 10/17/17 Views: 195,127 Category: Impressive

  • 25% Consensual

    25% Consensual

    This chumpo prefers his women to be on the defensive, specifically ones that have the best set of knockers I've seen this side of Walmart's customer service line. I promise, its the greatest ICP-fan sex tape you'll fap to today.

    Date: 08/16/17 Views: 194,047 Category: Hot

  • Marry Her

    Marry Her

    Great face. Nice body. But what really got me on board was the complete lack of logic. Look closely. No brains, no thoughts. So cute you'd almost forget this happens when they get more than half a can into their mouths.

    Date: 09/02/17 Views: 186,803 Category: Fail

  • #RARE

    #RARE

    Infuckincredible. Unfortunately every Cheeto Rat in the country scared her away from porn for good and these are the scraps left behind. More HERE

    Date: 07/19/17 Views: 186,189 Category: Hot

  • Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    Cuckold Turns for the Worse

    This bench warmer saw 1 too many efukt videos and thought he was ready to play 2nd string. Probably didn't anticipate his dialogue to be more confusing than Nicholas Cage's summer vacation though. Color me baffled.

    Date: 07/26/17 Views: 185,916 Category: Cuck

  • When you see it....

    When you see it....

    Contrary to her appearance, lead-role acting isn't really this girl's specialty. Her BA in theater was more wasted than a Chinese man's pension check in a casino. But all of that's okay when you can see 360 degrees at all times.

    Date: 10/14/17 Views: 185,910 Category: Derp

  • Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    Unexpected Delivery (ROFL)

    I'll wager 5 rupees that this hooch had no clue she'd be in the danger zone today. You can literally pinpoint the moment of regret in her eyes. CLASSIC.

    Date: 07/31/17 Views: 185,316 Category: Amateur

  • "THANKS MOM!"

    "THANKS MOM!"

    uhh...

    Date: 08/14/17 Views: 185,184 Category: MILF

  • Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    3:25 mark. Immediately. More HERE and HERE

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 184,765 Category: Busted

  • REAL: Stud Bangs Desperate Landlord

    REAL: Stud Bangs Desperate Landlord

    A once thought to be lost classic resurfaces. Community college bro gets a pass on rent in exchange for clearing out the cobwebs from his landlady's minge, complete with awkward small talk and blacked.com fuck positions.

    Date: 08/29/17 Views: 183,644 Category: MILF

  • Sent into Early Retirement

    Sent into Early Retirement

    Desperate for fame and isn't afraid of lying on her resume. If these aren't the quintessential ingredients to be Nacho Vidal's next penis ornament, I don't know what is. Now save up those Pesos and fly the U.S and A. kthx.

    Date: 09/29/17 Views: 181,499 Category: Anal

  • The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    The HORRORS of Cuckolding

    If you've been gifted the genitalia of a hamster, it's best to break the ice through other means. Such as a political anecdote, or shitting ur pants for example. Both yield better odds of gettin laid than what this turd did HAHA

    Date: 09/28/17 Views: 180,734 Category: WTF

  • WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: For Advanced Users Only

    I'm all for breaking boundaries, but a little caution should be advised. When trying special team plays you saw on the Internet, it's best to practice first. PROOF: The 12 pack of these bastards being Amazon-prime'd to my house.

    Date: 10/12/17 Views: 180,204 Category: Impressive

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 178,196 Category: Anal

  • Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Little Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 176,259 Category: Derp

  • Hooker Surprises Herself

    Hooker Surprises Herself

    Don't let that lack of muscle tone fool you: She's a protein assassin. We all have a calling in life... and after skull-fucking the basic multiplication skills out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds. ยป networking.

    Date: 08/19/17 Views: 176,207 Category: Impressive

  • Public Flashing, UNEXPECTED Ending

    Public Flashing, UNEXPECTED Ending

    Tina Belcher's safe space gets invaded by some dude taking his mushroom to the park, but accidentally found love instead. Does she: 1) Call da police 2) trade gazpacho recipes or c) take Shia Ladork's advice. This ones easy.

    Date: 08/31/17 Views: 175,552 Category: Surprise

  • LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    LOL: Fan Tries to Finger Girl at Convention

    A true alpha, or shameless advertising via exhibitionism? You be the judge.

    Date: 10/22/17 Views: 175,110 Category: WAT