• You'll Cum 14 Times

    You'll Cum 14 Times

    derp

    Date: 02/10/18 Views: 383,438 Category: Teen

  • ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    ULTRA RARE: The "Mayli" Video

    Well, shit lady I still got some life left in my signature edition Tom Sizemore MMA gloves if this is what ur into. I'd book 3 rounds right now, but I'm not sure you'd feel about traveling by car and not autonomous cuntmobile.

    Date: 02/27/18 Views: 362,659 Category: Rekt

  • HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    HAHA: Caught 4 Fingers Deep

    A-when there's no one else in sight,
    A-in crowded lonely night
    Well, I wait so long for my love vibration
    And I'm dancing with myself

    Date: 02/26/18 Views: 358,493 Category: Busted

  • Doctor of the Year?

    Doctor of the Year?

    When your rusty bag is knee-level, and the age of medicare is on the horizon - maybe being labeled a sexual predator becomes the least of your problems? For everyone else: You probably shouldn't even attempt this.

    Date: 02/04/18 Views: 295,361 Category: Seniors

  • 100% Wrong

    100% Wrong

    A/B honor roll, all F's you retarded

    Date: 01/29/18 Views: 292,716 Category: Derp

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 276,457 Category: Alphas

  • Video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    Video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    Now if only he put as much effort into his apprenticeship as he did into literally ruining his entire life, maybe this repulsive fuck would've thought twice about using a camera with the pixel output of a yukon potato. #gross

    Date: 04/21/18 Views: 272,810 Category: Assholes

  • Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    Teen Hooker Instantly Regrets Job

    As fate would have it, handing out rusty tugboats to guys that consider bratwurst one of the elite food groups, isn't the high profile, second source of income she originally thought it out to be. Live, learn & sanitize, BECKY.

    Date: 03/15/18 Views: 271,753 Category: LMAO

  • oh no no no no...

    oh no no no no...

    *breathes in*

    Date: 05/03/18 Views: 271,650 Category: Teen

  • Mileage Not Guaranteed

    Mileage Not Guaranteed

    I've seen this configuration before: Cute Whole Foods cashier above the waist, John Deer lawn aerator below it. I'd contact my local feminist chapter for false advertising, but I've already filled my tube sock & it's time for bed.

    Date: 02/17/18 Views: 263,761 Category: Teen

  • Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    Hot Sister, UGLY ENDING

    I can understand the incestual story arch. I'll look past the iPhone 3 camera quality. But the no-hesitation, double-dip taste-test of his own pearl jam at 7:22 mark? UNFUCKINGFORGIVABLE you incomplete, slovenly shit donut.

    Date: 02/01/18 Views: 256,572 Category: Incest

  • Your New Hero

    Your New Hero

    So, what's the explanation this time? Normally guys that look like the result of crossbreeding the cast of Napoleon Dynamite with a cantaloupe are incapable of securing cooter of this quality. I'm open to suggestions. [more]

    Date: 02/28/18 Views: 255,262 Category: Webcams

  • $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    $20 to Fuck Her Brother

    Is it real? Is it fake? Nobody ever truly knows in the land of communist coochi. Not only that, but expect your curiosity in traditional wallpaper to be tripled at a minimum before this one is over. Today is a learning day.

    Date: 03/06/18 Views: 253,539 Category: Incest

  • TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    TRUTH: Anorexic Girls are Tighter

    Another incident where some introductory pornstar is left with a smoking O-ring because she failed to follow the #1 rule of dancing the B-hole Boogaloo: "Grease Keeps the Peace" member that, & you'll always be 'aight.

    Date: 03/11/18 Views: 253,251 Category: Anal

  • BEST. COUSIN. EVER.

    BEST. COUSIN. EVER.

    Sofia plops out a double serving of cantalope and straight up doesn't give a fuck that a family member is in squirting distance. #theperfectwoman

    Date: 03/04/18 Views: 251,013 Category: Incest

  • The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    The Legendary Mom: BOLTONWIFE

    more: 1- 2- 3- 4- 5- 6- 7

    Date: 03/14/18 Views: 239,493 Category: Amateur

  • "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    Sleaziest Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. I promise.

    Date: 03/18/18 Views: 238,476 Category: Slutty

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 236,024 Category: Compilations

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure

    Strip Club Peer Pressure

    it happens

    Date: 04/07/18 Views: 229,757 Category: Slutty

  • How the fuck is this even possible...

    How the fuck is this even possible...

    [tip: scroll to bottom of page for link] You know that thin piece of skin that separates the inside of a vagina from the rusty turntable? Well, her two costars just accidentally thrusted straight fucking through it. #diapers4life

    Date: 03/13/18 Views: 225,090 Category: WTF

  • Roomate of the YEAR

    Roomate of the YEAR

    LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

    Date: 03/25/18 Views: 220,627 Category: WTF

  • SURPRISE, 14 INCHES!

    SURPRISE, 14 INCHES!

    Gut instinct tells me that thing is about as real as Papa John's promise to not give you diarrhea. The penis large enough to need it's own pair of Air Jordans may be bogus, but the guy being virtually cucked by it isn't HAHA

    Date: 03/08/18 Views: 218,264 Category: Big Dicks

  • "don't fucking film this"

    "don't fucking film this"

    don't care, had sex

    Date: 03/30/18 Views: 213,957 Category: Teen

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 210,042 Category: Rekt

  • Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    This is called "caught lying on your resume". It happens when soybois try to larp their way into a fantasy that exiled them faster than a steakhouse. So they load up on gluten-free macchiatos and find themselves here. Hilarious.

    Date: 04/26/18 Views: 207,616 Category: Fail

  • Repair Man Has No Idea

    Repair Man Has No Idea

    Degenerate hoebag works feverishly to get sexually assaulted by a guy with more V's in his name than a Russian dictionary... and doesn't come close to succeeding. Enjoy your 0-star YELP review Victor Vahdeem Vyachvyeslahv!

    Date: 01/28/18 Views: 204,635 Category: Slutty

  • She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    She Literally Almost Dies [MUST WATCH]

    Frontal lobe ruthlessly attacked at the hands of a guy that considers Home Depot's hardware dpt EROTIC. No, this isn't my review for the newest ISIS video. It's the Citizen Kane of tardgasms, and you need to see it to the end.

    Date: 02/14/18 Views: 202,363 Category: Rekt

  • Challenge = Accepted

    Challenge = Accepted

    Fuckin potheads.

    Date: 03/09/18 Views: 201,725 Category: Teen

  • Stranger Surprise!

    Stranger Surprise!

    [tip: look in the third row for link] Creepy fuck sets up shop in an air duct just to get a peek at a random cooter as she unloads some Mountain Dew. Unfortunately he makes too much noise & scares the utter shit out of her.

    Date: 05/01/18 Views: 200,012 Category: Assholes

  • 9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    9 Girls that Will NEVER Stream Again

    LIFE LESSON #274: If your tolerance is weaker than Betty White's rectal control, stay the fuck away from the masturbatory demands of 4,000+ strangers. Last time I saw this many tears, I had to pay the hooker double.

    Date: 03/03/18 Views: 198,253 Category: Compilations