• Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 332,262 Category: Rekt

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Good. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 329,739 Category: Big Dicks

  • 19 Guys in ONE Day?

    19 Guys in ONE Day?

    Only 2 people should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt.

    Date: 06/30/17 Views: 313,925 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 306,396 Category: Virgins

  • YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    YouTuber's Sex Tape Leaks Early

    For a moment, I was starting to lose faith in a fat ass white girl's ability to control the male population. Then I was introduced to a pair of hips with the kind of width Boeing has failed to produce in 100 years. story here

    Date: 04/01/17 Views: 258,803 Category: Slutty

  • Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Saying Goodbye to a Legend

    Shame this girl doesn't make videos anymore. A damn crying shame. Never again will we see this level of excitement when it comes to colonizing the brown planet. Today's fap will be followed by a moment of silence. RIP.

    Date: 05/11/17 Views: 252,046 Category: Anal

  • 15 Minutes into Coachella

    15 Minutes into Coachella

    Overt drug use, public squabblenecking, 60FPS cameras... this video is more well-rounded than the list of STDS on her Tinder profile. No kicker, but wat it lacks in surprises... it makes up for in the worst dirty talk you'll hear ever.

    Date: 07/05/17 Views: 243,269 Category: Slutty

  • "Oh, hey dad"

    "Oh, hey dad"

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/25/17 Views: 230,122 Category: Porn

  • Too Tight, Can't Fight

    Too Tight, Can't Fight

    0:50: "keep going!"
    0:51: fffffghaarrrrgghh
    1:01: "did u really ju-?"

    Date: 05/13/17 Views: 226,826 Category: Premature

  • He Don't Care. SHE DOES, HAHA!

    He Don't Care. SHE DOES, HAHA!

    lmao @ dude being more interested in not puking up all 12 Jagerbombs, instead of questioning why a Peeping Thomas is archiving footage of his newest STD acquisition. F'n priorities man, shit just got real in New Jersey.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 226,502 Category: Busted

  • He stuck his dick in psycho...

    He stuck his dick in psycho...

    This is one of few videos left in the wake of the walking disaster known as JewDank. A degenerate folk tale filled with drugs, deception and calling out girls that fuck their dogs. Read the full history HERE. Fap again HERE.

    Date: 05/01/17 Views: 217,146 Category: Bitches

  • A Lesson Learned

    A Lesson Learned

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 04/08/17 Views: 216,231 Category: Bitches

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 215,356 Category: WTF

  • Bigger Than She Thought

    Bigger Than She Thought

    Who? Alina West. The only pornstar I remember by name. Why? Cute, low-maintenance, & if you uppercut her cervix just right, she develops a speech impediment like Stan's twat of a sister on South Park. #FAPGASM.

    Date: 03/26/17 Views: 214,171 Category: Big Dicks

  • Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Immediately Regrets BBC Cuckold

    Twice the girth, and triple the length of anything she's had in the past. Most girls would fear for their lives... but her? I'll let the aneurysm speak for itself.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 213,875 Category: Rekt

  • Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    The All in the Family reboot is lookin good.

    Date: 05/29/17 Views: 206,367 Category: Incest

  • I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    I'm guilty of masturbating to this

    If physical pain at all plays a role in the enjoyment a person feels, I would estimate Rocketta Balboa here is hovering in between 'Level 10 Orgasm' and "I got an extra McNugget in my value meal". Ejaculate with caution.

    Date: 05/07/17 Views: 205,603 Category: WTF

  • He Got Arrested for This

    He Got Arrested for This

    Story HERE

    Date: 05/23/17 Views: 204,604 Category: Assholes

  • A Tinder Success Story

    A Tinder Success Story

    REKT

    Date: 03/25/17 Views: 201,028 Category: Slutty

  • 1 Girl, 12 Guys, NO FEAR

    1 Girl, 12 Guys, NO FEAR

    Consider this a pleasant reminder that if you think you're really good at something, an Asian is already doing it better. Especially ones that can multitask a 4.0 GPA and more sausage than a birthday party in New Jersey.

    Date: 05/10/17 Views: 200,940 Category: Slutty

  • This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    This is a Fucking Masterpiece

    Listen homie, I've seen some pretty deplorable shit in my day: Guadalajarian safari porn, erotic photos of Dennis Rodman, Birdemic. But THIS? This shit had my complete attention for all 40.5 damn minutes. #MAKEASEQUEL

    Date: 06/13/17 Views: 197,289 Category: Hot

  • Tagged and Teabagged

    Tagged and Teabagged

    Her bad-girl charm just wasn't enough to persuade fellow beach tramp into leaving her conscious. That's okay though. From the ashes of her failure, rises a new opportunity for greatness. I won't spoil it for you...

    Date: 03/22/17 Views: 196,959 Category: Bitches

  • The Chipotle Girl

    The Chipotle Girl

    Burritos are burritos, I don't discriminate. But when your bum crumbs are in the vicinity of my guacamole, ur walking on that thin line of reprehensible. Now put your underwear back on before my sour cream is on the house.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 196,884 Category: Hot

  • Wrong on too Many Levels

    Wrong on too Many Levels

    ♫ Lucky for me I'm not like those girls
    ♫ Who only take it all for granted
    ♫ All they got is what they're handed

    Date: 06/21/17 Views: 196,835 Category: Freaks

  • 6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    6 Minutes, 4 Cumshots (WTF)

    To label him a 'minute man' would be the compliment of the decade. Betty Lou Lynn can't even shift into 4th gear before getting splattered. 1 Mexican avalanche after another, and he's spazzing out like a white girl at Coachella.

    Date: 04/22/17 Views: 196,679 Category: Impressive

  • "My friend is a whore"

    "My friend is a whore"

    Easy on the eyes, but her attention whoring puts a Kardashian to shame. 1 dick? k. 2 I get after a round of wine spritzers - but in front of 1,200 people? Bitch, if I wanted to see livestock, I'd get my ban lifted from The Bronx Zoo.

    Date: 06/24/17 Views: 196,087 Category: Slutty

  • That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    That's your breaking point? REALLY?

    Confusion begins @ 2:15

    Date: 04/20/17 Views: 195,816 Category: Derp

  • I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 195,399 Category: Webcams

  • REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    REAL: Housewife sucks dick for discount

    Ever see the movie The Cable Guy'? Me neither, but if they wanted to make a porn spinoff with a heterosexual storyline... this would probably be it.

    Date: 06/25/17 Views: 194,485 Category: Amateur

  • How to Find the G-Spot II

    How to Find the G-Spot II

    WARNING: This banshee makes more unidentifiable sounds than Iggy Azalea a cappella . But zone out them screams, and you'll be gifted with a step-by-step guide to climaxal nirvana. Some positions are priceless.

    Date: 03/23/17 Views: 193,839 Category: Alphas