A daily reminder that in The Motherland, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than eat Pirozhki - consequences will be hand. We stand to learn much from this beautiful culture. More Moscow miscreants HERE.
Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.
She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.
Same thing every time: Gender studies dropout signs up for a c-note, only to regret having her box turned into a vanilla soufflé. Listen u kooky cunts: Fucking strangers isn't the sublime lifestyle Miley Cyrus made it out to be.
Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.
19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I'm thinking it might be best if you invested those disability checks into something other than backpage's whore section. Like, a doctor visit. Climaxing should never resemble James Early Jones on a Stair Master.
Emeka (?) got caught molesting a handful of Sketchers, and now he's got a permanent record more embarrassing than Kendall Jenner's fashion line. There goes his future as Security Guard #2 in the Cool Runnings remake.
This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.
Intimate look at what's happening on LGBTQIAXL2^POOPEMOJI-friendly college campuses across planet. No filters, just the top of a cheerleader and bottom of Warren Buffet comin for dem tendies. The human race is dead.
Another vid where a guy is sneaking skull between shifts at Jamba Juice & miscalculates mom's arrival time. This girl goes a step further tho, literally David Copperfielding herself out of existence in 1 second. HOW THE FUCK...
Gut instinct tells me this technology is here to stay. Being able to dodge the menopause minefield & come out the other side not smelling like vasoline? That's the kind of science I want to invest in. To the moon bois. :rocket:
Not even 30 seconds of clitoral stimulation and this housewife's pork chop piss flaps start dancing like a damn trash compactor. I'm talking vaginal contractions, YUGE ones. So big even her sphincter joins in the macarena.
Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.
There's something captivating about a man that approaches cornholing the way a lumberjack does a tree. Itscreams "i did hard time in San Quentin". Definitely a legend. Definitely worthy of his own category at ExpertVillage.
Ever jam a full pack of Bubbalicious in your mouth & blow an epic bubble? Neither have I. Only an idiot would go through $1.75 of primo gum all at once. But hey, that's probably what this lady's asshole looks like right now.
If dicks size plays a role in judging personality, I'd guesstimate this chick is floating between the Emma Watson fantasy and Robert Downy Jr's ex-coke addiction. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #HESPEC
Here's some infos I picked up watching an infomercial for The Wonder Boner: always maintain good form. Sloppy mistakes are how Katy Perry's are made. Don't think the same applies to the Soviets? Give it a month...