Her significant other will straight fucking kill you.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 11494
He's big, he's black and when it comes to fuckin... his middle name is Doogie Howser.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 11004
Shit brah. You're not exactly winning any bonus points with those 5 star accommodations. The least you could do is attempt to get her off, READ: anything other than your jackrabbit fuck sesh of sub 30 seconds.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 10123
Kennedy Kressler - the only "pornstar" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 13471
Tojo stuck his ching up the wrong chang, and now this poor Asian broad aint gonna shit tofu right for another decade. There goes her budding career as scat girl #8 in the hugely popular "Oops I Defecated On You" series.
Date January 28th, 2012 Views 7624
Listen up @ 0:49 mark for a minor LOL. Punky Brewster is crampin Boner Bro's style. And listen up @ the everything_else mark for a good reason to masturbate. You wont find many on this website. lol.
Date January 18th, 2012 Views 61163
Ever try lookin for a job on Craigslist? She did. $20/hour to assist this elderly bastard with his day to day needs. NEED #1: scrub clean the dick cheese beneath my foreskin and pay no mind to the raging boner! EPIC.
Date January 17th, 2012 Views 49570
Another myfreecams.com slut, spreading her pussy lips for all the world to see in exchange for menial pocket change. Apparently ordering Papa John's while naked gives them a competitive edge. Love it.
Date January 11th, 2012 Views 76520
I like how he's more interested in his 50% off Mimi's Cafe coupon rather than questioning why the fuck his 18 year old daughter is dancing naked in front of the family webcam. Fuckin 50% off dude, shit just got real.
Date January 8th, 2012 Views 72476
They call her Cytherea. I prefer the moniker 1 Trick Pony. Her only claim to fame is her ability to urinate while impersonating Michael J. Fox, aka a 'squirting orgasm'. Shit's faker than Carlos Mencia's green card.
Date January 8th, 2012 Views 52687
This scene caused a real shit-storm in the adult community, so bad that the distributor ultimately pulled it from the shelves. Read the legacy HERE.
Date January 8th, 2012 Views 57871
My Hispanic acquaintance at Baja Fresh has long told me blacks and Latinos simply dont get along. Upon my 16th time stroking my egg roll to this video, I finally began to understand why.
Date January 8th, 2012 Views 70029
A good smile will take you far in life. Add a pair of E-cup titties to the equation and that's how women become presidents.
Date January 5th, 2012 Views 48744
I wont even attempt to describe this. It's as baffling as Macaulay Culkin's decision to pass on a sequel to The Pagemaster. Actually no, that's an entirely different realm of bafflement, but you get the idea.
Date January 2nd, 2012 Views 93640
I never thought I'd live to see someone with worse taste in sexual partners than Roger Ebert. Then came the day that I googled 'sex life of an albino ginger' and came across this piece of work. ENJOY.
Date December 23rd, 2011 Views 64929
Preston Parker from Bangbros gets a little careless with his meat wand and lets out a stray cumshot, accidentally drenching both the cameraman and his video equipment in a typhoon of man-goo.
Date December 19th, 2011 Views 86838
How to make your silly art shit 100x better: do headshots on the left and close-ups of the asshole on the right. That's what people really want. To match a face to a turd cutter. Not American Apparel ads.
Date December 15th, 2011 Views 116592
2 appletinis turn this skag into the Free Willy of all whores. 1st she hops in the SUV of a total stranger, then she accosts a man for declining her wonderpuss. I think Vagisil just found itself a new spokesmodel.
Date December 15th, 2011 Views 78982
I didn't actually watch this but it wouldn't be unreasonable to assume that it involves cock, butthole, and prolonged bellows of ecstasy. (coming from the man, not the woman, she clearly hates it lol).
Date December 14th, 2011 Views 105164
Miguel gets a little too caught up in the moment and tries to go triple platinum with a swift ATM maneuver. The surprise poo poo a la carte is not much appreciated by his cute lady friend. Mission success.
Date December 11th, 2011 Views 90671