California's finest group of vagrants get a whiff of something they haven't seen since MySpace was cool: Disease-free butthole. Some laugh, some cry, but all get thrown head-first into the faggot pile for not carpe diem'ing.
1 mans quest to be cucked by a guy who gets paid in Wendy's coupons ends w/ a lustrous rub n' grub in a type of video I thought we've seen the last of. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the cellulite factor... but hey, at least it's real.
New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL
There's a thin line between 'homosexual curiosity' and 'Trap of the Century'. Where that line exists, I do not know. But I can sure as fuck tell you this bannana-slugged transsexual just crossed it. oh it's true. it's DAMN true
There's a good reason why this one prefers stepping inside the squished muffin over traditional sex. A damn good reason indeed. $7 dollars, and my vintage Regis Philbin (signed) penis pump to anyone that can guess why.
This is kinda odd... I mean, she got caught spelunking in both holes and doesn't even try to cover it up. No embarrassment. No shame. Just me sitting here baffled, trying to figure out if this is the final stage of veganism.
Reminds me of something my grammy would say: Don't hate the player with the deflated balloon knot, hate the game. Not since the reboot of Karate Kid have I been disgusted with men over the age of 50-years-old.
Fact: Everybody is born with a gift. Hers is the ability to convince complete strangers, through the Internet, that marriage is the best option. Now where do I, and the $7.50 left on this McDonald's gift card go to propose?
Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by'.
There's something genuinely intriguing about a girl who climaxes like there's solar panels wired to her fallopian tubes This is the kind of talent that screams "i backpacked through Nigeria and lived to tell the tale".
This site taught me two important things today. a) discounted prostitutes with physical deformities are a relic of the past. and 2) Human contact will not be necessary for future ejaculations. VR's got me & my wallet covered.
Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.
Actually, forget about her bachelors degree from Hulk Hogan School of Acting for a second and focus on that fucking sarlacc between her legs (15:20). I can't be the only one who's seeing the resemblance here right?
A penis that needs it's own life boat, and an insanely high tolerance for pain. If there ever was an instructional video on why to lock the fucking door in public places, I'd declare these two just laid the groundwork for a sequel.
Some goofy fuck pulled a Spielberg and remastered his entire discography of dick flicks ala Windows Movie Maker. One clip is relatively harmless... but a 30+ combo exhibition video? Nice, but try that on my Magneto function.
Scroll to 2:46 for her official statement. A sad moment indeed. Not really as depressing as Amy Schumer getting theatrical movie releases . I'd say more along the lines of depressing like when Adam West died. ya feel me dawg?
Certainly not the first time an educator has turned her tuna dugout into the extra credit project, but she is one of the hottest. Rarely do I say this, but she's one cunt hair away from a supersize on my dime. Call me in 5-10?
Same story every time: girl wants to brown the sausage, but she's about as good at taking it up the ass as I am at convincing super heavyweights on Tinder that my semen taste like Cold Stone cake batter. (2% success rate)