Hulk, SMASHED

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    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 26,382 Category: Big Dicks

  • Pick a Fuckin Room!

    Pick a Fuckin Room!

    11 straight minutes of a girl who's more indecisive about what part of Martha Stewart's summer collection she gets fucked on, than I am about public urinal usage. Both scenarios are sure to leave you slightly itchy.

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 16,074 Category: Compilations

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 46,283 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 53,449 Category: Alphas

  • Dreams DO Come True

    Dreams DO Come True

    Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.

    Date: 11/15/17 Views: 68,811 Category: WAT

  • Family Values

    Family Values


    Date: 11/15/17 Views: 60,388 Category: Stripped

  • why?


    Meet 2017's newest sexual preference: virtual bladder busting. I prefer the scientific name RKS: Short for R. Kelly Syndrome. What a time to be alive.

    Date: 11/14/17 Views: 64,020 Category: Freaks

  • Me Gusta Argentina

    Me Gusta Argentina

    More homemade empanada polishing here

    Date: 11/14/17 Views: 76,603 Category: Hot

  • OOPS! Sorry I ruined your blowjob

    OOPS! Sorry I ruined your blowjob

    Don't know who to blame, but judging by her reaction it's safe to say this happens more often than Usher hands out STD's. Combine that with his mouth-breathing friends going apeshit & boner time is officially cancelled.

    Date: 11/13/17 Views: 84,776 Category: Assholes

  • The 'SURPRISE' Collection

    The 'SURPRISE' Collection

    I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I'll always understand the withholding of names. But cutting off the girl @ 1:10 before he ran off to use hummus as rectal lubricant? 0/10 you simple-minded, incredulous fuckwit.

    Date: 11/12/17 Views: 102,221 Category: Compilations



    2 rules: Don't touch the ink. And don't beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards. But this fire-eyed hose hog isn't fucking around . One costar decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic departure.

    Date: 11/12/17 Views: 81,495 Category: Quitters

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 94,407 Category: Fail

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 85,729 Category: Drunk

  • YouTuber Meets Pornhub

    YouTuber Meets Pornhub

    I'm really expecting this banana bimbo to have one of those corn beef gash vaginas... not an inconspicuous coin slot. Still hot I guess. Just scatter some corn seed around the room before intercourse and she'll feel right at home.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 84,170 Category: Cringe

  • Annnd she was never seen again

    Annnd she was never seen again

    Contrary to stereotypes, gOiNg wILd isn't really this ones specialty. She has sex like a confused chihuahua. Calling her back for a sequel is out of the question... but that's all okay when you look like 2003 Scarlett Johansson.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 105,543 Category: Porn

  • Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Watching girls live off the pocket change of degenerates usually sucks, but it's not without perks. I once saw a girl single-handedly stop the rise of the machines. But as far as precious memories go thats all up to these Jezebels.

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 85,422 Category: Webcams

  • The Simultaneous Creampie

    The Simultaneous Creampie

    4 outa 5 heterosexuals agree this is gayer than San Fransisco after dark. But perma jock itch & urinary tract infections dont bother these 2. #helltotheno

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 94,657 Category: WTF

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 11/08/17 Views: 147,778 Category: Slutty

  • Yes, she's 18

    Yes, she's 18

    Local miscreant suffering from the combo of anorexia & Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion sense seeks out the easiest way to make tree fiddy: The leading role in a skin flick that even Kevin Spacey wouldn't be caught jacking off to.

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 164,255 Category: Asians



    'Twitch Personality' ? I prefer the moniker 'Confused Prostitute'. Her only claim to fame is seducing rent money outta hopeless fucks that consider deodorant 'high fashion'. And then, the universe makes this happen...

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 75,480 Category: Gamers




    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 84,834 Category: Cringe

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 106,107 Category: Anal



    Technique can redeem just about anything - bad hygiene, irregular tits, liking The Big Bang Theory. But HER? She's got skills like a Chinese flutist & all I can think about is pairing her up with up with this genetic jackhammer.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 149,257 Category: Hot

  • "my wife is your wife"

    "my wife is your wife"

    Good taste in women (sluzzas). Poor taste in marriage material. 2 words homie: Martial Arts. Join the rest of the evolved population and pick up a hobby that won't end in a burning urethra, you repugnant, betamale fuck.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 82,184 Category: Cuck

  • Unbreakable White Girl

    Unbreakable White Girl

    Becky gets the frappuccinos fucked out of her, generating one throbbing orgasm after another. I'm guessing the end result isn't too aesthetically pleasing. An hour of this is how things end up on the Arby's value menu.

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 264,745 Category: Big Dicks

  • World's Hottest Autistic Teen

    World's Hottest Autistic Teen

    What can be said? Just another tard that's taken her addiction to szechuan-flavored attention whoring to an entirely new level. Normally I'd file this type of creature in the 'never' pile... but this one officially gets a FAP pass ✔

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 95,601 Category: Derp

  • Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Overdeveloped Trick-or-Treater

    Megaton MILF prides herself on making men blow their gravy supply faster than R. Kelly in an unsupervised porta potty. All by merely squeezing her meatloafs into a size XS piece of Spandex, courtesy of Party City. #skills

    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 136,513 Category: Cosplay

  • Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!


    Date: 11/03/17 Views: 82,852 Category: Busted

  • A Russian Love Story

    A Russian Love Story

    3 A.M. hookup goes from erotic to i'll kill u motherfucker as Ivan Ivanovitch Ivanovsky starts sticking his custard musket into enemy territory. The hate in her eyes is real. Him promising to keep this home movie a secret is not.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 110,670 Category: Assholes

  • Tinder FAIL

    Tinder FAIL

    Calling this embarrassing would be a compliment. Drop the Taco Bell diet plan, give Michael Cera his voice back & stop taking advice from r/fedoras... then maybe then we can talk 'equality' you degenerate shit weasel.

    Date: 11/02/17 Views: 94,329 Category: Virgins