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cause there's a 150 pound tumor blocking the passage to her tunnel of love. Bummer. Luckily god was a heterosexual with foresight and thus designed women with alternative orifices.
Date November 6th, 2009 Views: 5687 |
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well... that's one way of killing time in Math class. Personally I preferred shooting spitballs on to the titties of an Arabic cunt that sat across from me. Been fine tuning my sexual harassment skills for some time now.
Date November 6th, 2009 Views: 5611 |
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wait for it...
Date November 4th, 2009 Views: 60952 |
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Possible factors: A.) her vagina looks like pot roast B.) her son, pictured left, has no father C.) she's half Mexican D.) all of the above. lol.
Date November 3rd, 2009 Views: 49026 |
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That dog is a faggot. lol.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 82325 |
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Where I live, this is considered community service.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 53451 |
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If you're gonna be a hooker, you really ought to do it in the U.S. My mom gets health benefits and everything.
Date November 2nd, 2009 Views: 47761 |
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Playboy material.
Date October 30th, 2009 Views: 76543 |
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HUMILIATING DEFEAT!
Date October 28th, 2009 Views: 53533 |
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The first 30 seconds are pretty hot. But then she stops resisting and thus my boner quickly deflated like Pam Anderson tits post Baywatch.
Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 82745 |
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She voluntarily renders herself unconscious with a $3.00 liter of Vodka. Thanks lady... you just saved us a whole packet of Rohypnol!
Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 83045 |
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Slobbin on the knob like corn on the cob!
Date October 26th, 2009 Views: 22014 |
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It's cute and funny if women do it... but god knows that if that cadaver had a pair of titties and I was the one doing the groping - everybody would be screaming necrophilia. Shit's just not fair.
Date October 22nd, 2009 Views: 69968 |
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Their words... not mine!
Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 47552 |
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Probably fake but it involves hot girls dying... good enough for me.
Date October 20th, 2009 Views: 61568 |
