• This is How People Go to Jail

    This is How People Go to Jail

    Lookout world, this eroding shit stain has no limits. He also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to why the fuck this was filmed.

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 40,828 Category: Drunk

  •  Goodbye Loyal Girlfriends

    Goodbye Loyal Girlfriends

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 43,965 Category: Advertisement

  • Well... that was disturbing

    Well... that was disturbing

    Dare to use your pocket change to encourage these females and you'll usually be rewarded with disappointment. Or more seizures than an epileptic with a fast pass to Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey. REASON: Bitches be fakin.

    Date: 01/22/19 Views: 38,164 Category: Webcams

  • Literally PERFECT

    Literally PERFECT

    More HERE, HERE and HERE

    Date: 01/21/19 Views: 67,769 Category: Hot

  • Before the Overdose

    Before the Overdose

    The notorious Periscope video streamed live hours before the Asian girl inhaled Oxymorphone and died. I didn't even know a 30+ minute version existed, and judging by Stewart's ragegasm @ the 27:00 mark I'm guessing he didn't either.

    Date: 01/20/19 Views: 85,832 Category: Drugs

  • The Ultimate BETA

    The Ultimate BETA

    Forgive my lack of relationship knowledge... but I really want to know: Does having less testosterone than a VICE journalist really attract women? 9 seconds of watching Predator has taught me otherwise. P.S. Nice hospitality Stewart.

    Date: 01/19/19 Views: 127,700 Category: Cuck

  • Little Girl = Little Vagina Right? WRONG

    Little Girl = Little Vagina Right? WRONG

    That's pretty much always been the unwritten rule... and this twat waffle just pulverized it. By the way: nice tattoos, but how about something that actually describes your body for the next one? "eggplant casserole" oughta do it. Yep.

    Date: 01/17/19 Views: 89,716 Category: WAT

  • Miss Teen Delaware: Before & After

    Miss Teen Delaware: Before & After


    Date: 01/16/19 Views: 95,373 Category: Busted

  • The Real Face of Regret

    The Real Face of Regret

    Behold, the full version of this edit

    Date: 01/15/19 Views: 136,416 Category: Slutty

  • Why/How is this Even Possible?

    Why/How is this Even Possible?

    Most chances of sexual activity flatline after being courted by Mike Myer's stunt double. Not in this guy's world. He refuses to let his disability hold him back and here I am wondering how I can translate all 4 Free Willy films into busting a nut.

    Date: 01/14/19 Views: 162,141 Category: Virgins

  • I Came 17 Times

    I Came 17 Times

    That might be Riley Reid. And I might have to come up with an explanation as to why my neighbor's cat is walking with a limp right now. #drugsdrugsdrugs

    Date: 01/13/19 Views: 137,821 Category: Bizarre

  • 18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    There's something kinda endearing about a girl that has the pride-to-beauty scale of Romanian hooker. Her talents scream give me 6 months and my asshole will out-perform Mexican cartel footlockers. Clearly we're lookin at wife material here.

    Date: 01/13/19 Views: 135,325 Category: Teen

  • The Destroyer

    The Destroyer

    I don't know what Chinese slave labor World of Warcraft gold server farm sweat shop you were able to smuggle her out of in a duffle bag... but it's time to stop.

    Date: 01/12/19 Views: 111,368 Category: Ouch

  • Famous YouTuber's GF BUSTED

    Famous YouTuber's GF BUSTED

    It's Litmas (featuring lil' Ghonnorea & Team Trash)

    Date: 01/11/19 Views: 101,165 Category: Celebrities

  • White Privilege

    White Privilege

    Don't let the girth-to-length ratios fool you. These girls have zero respect for their reproductive systems and all surrounding upholstery. Such as illustrated by sloot @2:20 going down to the meat bag without as much as a pre-sodomy spit shine.

    Date: 01/10/19 Views: 136,325 Category: Beefy

  • The Sex Life of a Nerd

    The Sex Life of a Nerd

    Yes, she's 18-years-old... and slightly defective by the look of things. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far to fap.

    Date: 01/09/19 Views: 138,957 Category: Freaks

  • why i'm banned from the Galleria Mall

    why i'm banned from the Galleria Mall

    Classic Mya

    Date: 01/08/19 Views: 108,598 Category: Public

  • Perverts Interrupted

    Perverts Interrupted

    Gotta respect the duo at the end willing to show their face. Because even attempting to hide their identity would be crossing the line, whereas doing the Nutty Richard behind a Rite Aid dumpster is considered acceptable behavior.

    Date: 01/07/19 Views: 155,054 Category: Busted

  • You Don't Come Back From This

    You Don't Come Back From This

    Only 1 thing compliments the feel of a holiday weekend - And that's getting more rash on your crotch from a guy you salad-tossed in the toilet of a Portuguese farmhouse. Note to those inbreds in the last clip: Just end the bloodline here.

    Date: 01/06/19 Views: 130,359 Category: Compilations

  • It's a Complicated Relationship

    It's a Complicated Relationship

    A pleasant reminder that if you let middle class college girls run wild on social media, mistakes will be made. I refuse to say any more on the topic. #kanye2020

    Date: 01/05/19 Views: 121,456 Category: Teen

  • Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Already the Most Disturbing Video of 2019

    Date: 01/04/19 Views: 233,200 Category: WTF

  • That Shouldn't Fit

    That Shouldn't Fit

    Seems straight-forward to me: Her vageen has the width of printer paper & he's hung like the Houston Rocket's starting lineup. Uncertainty should be expected.

    Date: 01/03/19 Views: 159,577 Category: Big Dicks

  • "oooh yea that's amazin"

    "oooh yea that's amazin"

    Around one minute in she dropped ^this gem of a line. Listen lady: If you think struggling to catch your breath while a man plunders your shit basket for blood diamonds is amazing, we really need to know how you celebrate Hanukkah.

    Date: 01/02/19 Views: 174,988 Category: Rekt

  • OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018

    OFFICIAL: Mom of the Year 2018


    Date: 01/01/19 Views: 183,936 Category: MILF

  • Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Lady Gaga is Bad at Sex

    Don't know the movie, don't give a shit either. But I have no doubt this surprise walkout was caused by a combination of: tucked wiener, unkempt rectal regions and chainsmoking the likes of which Alabama trailer parks have yet to experience.

    Date: 12/31/18 Views: 146,930 Category: Celebrities

  • oh HELL no no no no

    oh HELL no no no no

    A lot of girls do a lot of inhumane shit just to keep their e-wallets overflowing with incel pesos. But there's truly no price point you can set on dignity. I gagged.

    Date: 12/29/18 Views: 128,014 Category: WTF

  • Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Never underestimate the benefits of a 3-star YELP hotel that recycles toilet paper. You may leave with a more diseased crotch than all 97-years of Madonna's world tours combined... but the stories you'll be able to tell will be legendary. #facts

    Date: 12/28/18 Views: 173,420 Category: Slutty

  • I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 100% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable video of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least two of these participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 12/27/18 Views: 189,592 Category: Incest



    [PART 1]

    Date: 12/26/18 Views: 162,911 Category: Freaks

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Views: 226,885 Category: Amateur