Dude's got a knack for tossing sauce... and apparently he's been stockpiling for a week cause even a certified cocksmith wasn't expecting to put in overtime hours today. Not much of a talker, but she sure can squawk!
...and by 'drunk' I mean one socially-deficient girl losing all vertical ability after hammering down 1.5 Coronas. The only thing missing is the token fat friend trying to drag her out, and someone screaming 'Y0 WURLSTAR'.
My gut instinct tells me this guy's basement being free of dead bodies is about as probable as Kanye West being president in 2020... but I do find his no-filter approach to breaking the ice compelling. Thoughts?
James Randi said it couldn't be done. Man vs. Wild won't do an episode on it. But thanks to Alexis Perez we now have solid proof that if your clitoris has been neglected by daddy long enough, anything is possible.
Bombin Jager x100
The 'celeb' section gets less action than a transgender feminist faking menstrual cycles during a monster truck rally. If these skankaroonies don't start making better use of their genitals, I might shitcan the entire thing.
This tart is a total tramp, but her talents aren't limited to crossing sexual preferences. Get a solid view of that anus and you'll be treated to the all you can eat brown buffet: 2 words Samantha: BUTT BLEACH. Run wit that.
This might kill any engineering fantasies you might have once had. BUT, it will also peak your curiosity at how rounds the human vagina can go w/ Floyd Mayweather.
At first I was like cool, another fake vid I'm subjecting my tube sock to. I was convinced... up until all 24 yrs of bad decision making washed over her in half a sec. You can't fabricate that kind of embarrassment. #HOT
Good taste in women (sluzzas). Poor taste in marriage material. 2 words homie: Martial Arts. Join the rest of the evolved population and pick up a hobby that won't end in a burning urethra, you repugnant, betamale fuck
OHHH BABY A TRIPLE
This is standard Asian 'i cant reach your g-spot with my cock, might as well do your makeup' syndrome. Fortunately, radical science has gifted us with Extenze penis enlargement pills. Save up dem fortune cookies.
2 things I refuse to do: 1.) Sign for packages with the word 'CONGO' on them. and 2.) Bullshit my users. That said, this vid is pretty bleh. But the girl is HOT, and the attempt to pass that cumshot off as real is top shelf.
The paramount collection (read: 8 JPGS) of a girl oblivious to gentleman around the world soiling their bicycle shorts to her Facebook account. Maybe I'm alone here, but I'm seeing tough love across the board.
Akira stuck her ching in the wrong chang, and now this giggly goldfish monger won't be able to get the smell of tuna puree out of her codpiece for months. There goes her budding future as a hostess at T.G.I McFuck Yous.
Unforgivable. More unforgivable than the time I urinated 2 pints of Mr. Pibb into a Burger King drive-thru window after a spirited night of Chinese prostitutes and xanex tabs. Actually no... that was awesome. This guy sucks.
Name one thing Pierre 'THE MACHINE' Woodman has not yet encountered at the end of his French baguette? If you said radical spinal surgery with a crisp hint of daddy issues, you're pretty much on the right path.
5+ minutes of purebred, eye-crossing, chromosome-breaking orgasms delivered at the hands of guys named Hitachi and Rashaad. The clitoral bruising is top-notch.
Sup bro. Next time you feel like committing introductory sexual assault on film, try using a girl off backpage.com and not your side chick. They offer something this one doesn't: A shank to the ball sac motherfucker.