• Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/15/18 Views: 29,192 Category: Ouch

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/14/18 Views: 79,460 Category: Compilations

  • Imagine Being this Much of a Beta

    Imagine Being this Much of a Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 89,304 Category: Cuck

  • Third Time's a Charm

    Third Time's a Charm

    "you're done already?" lol

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 78,435 Category: Teen

  • 10-Inch Death Wish

    10-Inch Death Wish

    How/Why semi-concious females go on the hunt for ding dongs that can literally rearrange their organs is beyond my knowledge. Clearly Arya Fae's parents didn't raise no bitch. Now... call Shaquille o'Neal and lets finish this snuff film right.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 111,298 Category: Big Dicks

  • oh no no no no no no

    oh no no no no no no

    Date: 12/11/18 Views: 79,410 Category: Advertisement

  • Go Big or Go Home

    Go Big or Go Home

    Don't let the Barnum & Bailey make up fool you: She's a raw meat connoisseur of the highest order. We all have a calling in life... and after fucking the ultra Downy fabric softener out of herself, I think we all know what her future holds ยป Wall-E

    Date: 12/10/18 Views: 97,132 Category: Amateur

  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 138,369 Category: Fail

  • 18. Natural. PERFECT

    18. Natural. PERFECT

    If one thing never fails to get a metric fuckton of clicks, it's five-day legal squeeze bags. So here's 16 secs of the best ones you'll see all week. That's right, 16. As in the number of times I have to flush after a Little Caesars Five for $5 groupon.

    Date: 12/08/18 Views: 107,584 Category: Impressive

  • Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Total Nonstop Orgasms

    Got the Tom Yum spring rolls fucked outta her HAHA

    Date: 12/08/18 Views: 128,716 Category: Big Dicks

  • Training a Rookie

    Training a Rookie

    I've seen this combo before: Cute enthusiastic gAm3RGuRL + Alpha gringo that's seen all 1,200 of Joe Rogans' podcasts. I'd go into further analysis, but my wool sock has already reached it's maximum capacity and it's time to take a nap.

    Date: 12/07/18 Views: 99,292 Category: Asians

  • I Don't Know What I Expected

    I Don't Know What I Expected

    Jenny Blighe. Arguable the most perverse thing she's done since pretending to fuck her own father. May your homemade tartar sauce be heavy and plentiful.

    Date: 12/06/18 Views: 96,018 Category: WTF

  • She Lasted 7 Seconds

    She Lasted 7 Seconds

    Not exactly building an impressive resume when 2 1/2 inches of Alabama's finest sends you running for the Neosporin. This might interfere with her 5-year plan.

    Date: 12/05/18 Views: 146,476 Category: Anal

  • Creeping Coworker

    Creeping Coworker

    Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 12/04/18 Views: 206,695 Category: Busted

  • Just Scroll to 7:16

    Just Scroll to 7:16


    Date: 12/03/18 Views: 165,421 Category: WAT

  • Illegal in 49 States

    Illegal in 49 States

    for fucks sake: If you're gonna act like a bunch of animals at the county fair, at least give us a decent view of the show. Then again... when carnival rides are the main source of your libido, maybe you've done all the misdemeanors you can do.

    Date: 12/02/18 Views: 124,174 Category: Public

  • Next-Level Cucking

    Next-Level Cucking

    It's all about the element of surprise. And better acting ability than your average shitheap YouTube channel. Two critical things you won't be finding in this video.

    Date: 11/30/18 Views: 116,222 Category: Cuck

  • This better not be real...

    This better not be real...

    #yikers #poggers

    Date: 11/30/18 Views: 175,343 Category: Busted

  • Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    Hooker INSTANTLY Regrets Anal

    aye, I'm thinking it might be best if you restrict all incoming traffic to the front of your body. Either that, or stop shopping for clientele at zoo entrances. Another few years of this and even a Jewish butcher won't be discounting that meat pile.

    Date: 11/29/18 Views: 145,309 Category: Anal

  • feelin cute, might delete later

    feelin cute, might delete later

    #21 is the one you're looking for. Quite possibly the most impressive pair of grass-fed sweater cows that will ever grace your 13" Hewlett Packard computer monitor.

    Date: 11/28/18 Views: 127,677 Category: Gallery

  • Confusing a 19-year-old

    Confusing a 19-year-old

    Some knowledge I picked up during my 4 hour stakeout of a bathroom at Carl's Jr: You get what you ask for in this life. And by the looks of her facial expressions, I'd say this is gonna be one of them ELLEN moments about two weeks from now.

    Date: 11/27/18 Views: 115,148 Category: WAT

  • Pornstar Reaches Her Limit

    Pornstar Reaches Her Limit


    Date: 11/25/18 Views: 137,840 Category: Rekt

  • Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    Ecuadorian Teen Gangbang

    And by gangbang I mean one single sexually inept man losing his virginity, while Oscar De Lahoya's 2 cousins spectate. Only thing missing is a Mariachi band and that one token black guy repeatedly screaming "wurlstar". Cut and reshoot, thx.

    Date: 11/24/18 Views: 137,539 Category: Busted

  • It's Time to STOP

    It's Time to STOP

    21+ minutes of implied incest porn even Dr. Phil wouldn't touch. I think it's pretty safe to say 2018 has officially jumped the shark when it comes to sister fucking.

    Date: 11/23/18 Views: 157,173 Category: Porn

  • Triple Kill

    Triple Kill

    Chance of this happening to you IRL: 0%
    Chance of Hulk Hogan leg dropping a BLM protester: 27%
    Chance of Chipotle skidding an entire roll of Charmin Extra Soft: 97.9%

    Date: 11/22/18 Views: 218,666 Category: Hot

  • 1-Way Ticket to Jail

    1-Way Ticket to Jail


    Date: 11/21/18 Views: 162,895 Category: Assholes

  • Practice Pays Off

    Practice Pays Off

    A spirited session reaches it's peak when Natasha realizes the only thing standing between her and sugar daddy nirvana is self-doubt and a couple of wisdom teeth.

    Date: 11/20/18 Views: 137,083 Category: Impressive

  • They Can't Handle it

    They Can't Handle it

    A service bulletin for our lady viewers. Next time you feel like exposing your blown out tator tot to the general public, be sure to load up Instagram live first. Maybe you'll discover something you all lack - sophistication motherfuckers.

    Date: 11/19/18 Views: 274,621 Category: Busted

  • The One that Got Away

    The One that Got Away

    Don't be fooled by the i collect discounted cheeses & argue with people on Reddit starter kit. That's fear in her eyes, but trust that this lady is no quitter.

    Date: 11/18/18 Views: 149,873 Category: Amateur

  • Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Boyfriend Just Don't Give a Fuck

    Date: 11/17/18 Views: 144,857 Category: Drunk