Ever watch Charlie & The Chocolate Factory? Each of this woman's knockers used to be the size of an Augustus Gloop. Somehow she failed to see this for the divine blessing it was and instead chopped em off. Boo.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 2206
How this girl was sexually aroused enough to secrete a glob of Cool Whip is beyond me. The sack of shit fucking her is as big as a Fiat. Fortunately he knows how to dress. Motherfucking camouflage brah.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 3540
There's a 25 second preroll ad. That's kinda gay. But what's not gay is peeing on women while wearing a cowboy hat. So raise your can of Diet Shasta and welcome home the man that invented just that.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 2919
Disregard the misleading thumbnail, you'll soon understand it's purpose. This is honestly the most baffling shit I've seen since The Sum Of All Fears. Let it be known.. eFukt officially just got one-upped.
Date February 8th, 2012
Views 22879
Ginger chubber finally pulls the plug on her nightly outings to Olive Garden and subsequently becomes fuckable. But can she keep off the weight and truly quell her desires for unlimited soup & breadsticks?
Date February 7th, 2012
Views 28874
Girl turns to MTV for assistance in the de-slutification of her parental unit, who's addicted to silicone, skimp attire, and the affection of men who look identical to Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 110742
This video is 2 parts mystery, 14 parts boner food. The bafflement begins at the 1/2 way mark, when the male removes his penis & ceases all penetration. Said d-bag then begins to faceplam + cry. WHY? theory: he gay.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 66039
I'm all for girls shitting out rubber dicks the size of Gary Coleman but for real, like Jerry's Final Thought kinda real, eventually she's gonna end up with a perforated colon & then it's 'GAME OVER YEEH', a la Sega Rally.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 43511
Hey Christina. Here's a concept for your next big song. It's called "I Used To Be Hot But Now My Face Looks Bloated Like Newt Gingrich's Asshole & I Cant Stop My Vagina From Leaking V8 Splash". Straight from the soul.
Date January 31st, 2012
Views 70049
Kennedy Kressler - the only "pornstar" whose name I've ever actually bothered to remember. Why? because she's 18, anorexic and has the face of Sabrina the Teenage Witch, minus the googly eye. Marry me.
Date January 28th, 2012
Views 81091
Tojo stuck his ching up the wrong chang, and now this poor Asian broad aint gonna shit tofu right for another decade. There goes her budding career as scat girl #8 in the hugely popular "Oops I Defecated On You" series.
Date January 28th, 2012
Views 39894
Listen up @ 0:49 mark for a minor LOL. Punky Brewster is crampin Boner Bro's style. And listen up @ the everything_else mark for a good reason to masturbate. You wont find many on this website. lol.
Date January 18th, 2012
Views 82591
Ever try lookin for a job on Craigslist? She did. $20/hour to assist this elderly bastard with his day to day needs. NEED #1: scrub clean the dick cheese beneath my foreskin and pay no mind to the raging boner! EPIC.
Date January 17th, 2012
Views 67532
Another myfreecams.com slut, spreading her pussy lips for all the world to see in exchange for menial pocket change. Apparently ordering Papa John's while naked gives them a competitive edge. Love it.
Date January 11th, 2012
Views 95589
I like how he's more interested in his 50% off Mimi's Cafe coupon rather than questioning why the fuck his 18 year old daughter is dancing naked in front of the family webcam. Fuckin 50% off dude, shit just got real.
Date January 8th, 2012
Views 93007
They call her Cytherea. I prefer the moniker 1 Trick Pony. Her only claim to fame is her ability to urinate while impersonating Michael J. Fox, aka a 'squirting orgasm'. Shit's faker than Carlos Mencia's green card.
Date January 8th, 2012
Views 63853
My Hispanic acquaintance at Baja Fresh has long told me blacks and Latinos simply dont get along. Upon my 16th time stroking my egg roll to this video, I finally began to understand why.
Date January 8th, 2012
Views 94685
A good smile will take you far in life. Add a pair of E-cup titties to the equation and that's how women become presidents.
Date January 5th, 2012
Views 54731
I wont even attempt to describe this. It's as baffling as Macaulay Culkin's decision to pass on a sequel to The Pagemaster. Actually no, that's an entirely different realm of bafflement, but you get the idea.
Date January 2nd, 2012
Views 113963
I never thought I'd live to see someone with worse taste in sexual partners than Roger Ebert. Then came the day that I googled 'sex life of an albino ginger' and came across this piece of work. ENJOY.
Date December 23rd, 2011
Views 72392
