This girl is the Napoleon Dynamite of public indecency (read: perfection). She probably doesn't even need to show any skin. Just watching here nerd out to the sniff test in stairwell 2B was enough to soggy my pantloons.
A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I finally begin to understand why
What happens when you mix synthetic street drugs, a vagina that smells like diesel and an irritated Latino? Sofia Vergara at a Trump rally. Or this girl. This video needs a sequel like Bruce Jenner needs hedge clippers.
Good call on the for-her pleasure condoms. Those inanimate, double-D real dolls are notorious for picking up sexually transmitted diseases. You just dodged syphilis, HIV and maybe even irritable bowel syndrome.
He gets the 'ok' to go Sonic Hedgehogo on prime MILF after being PAID by her husband. A legit pussy slayer for hire. Another 1 of those college courses that should be offered right next to underwater basket weaving.
Ever wonder how these overachiever college students take 73 credits while pulling double shifts at Cracker Barrel? Spoiler: They all do drugs. Usually followed by casual humping. Cocaine + TINDER = this 4.0 GPA'r.
Skip the trailer for MTV's next show and scroll right to 1:46. That's when Becky II realizes being on her back in the front yard is comfortable territory, and unleashes a kick that sends Becky I leaking to the orthodontist.
Homeboy's packing nothing more than the average McNugget, so how did this happen? Accident? Medical condition? Previous sexual partners being all 9 members of the Harlem Globetrotters? We need answers dammit.
Wait for it...
She rises from a crack den, to offer up her snagglepuss to a crowd of confused Generation Z'rs. The bread's at full yeast, but those titties still look perky. I'd close my eyes and just pretend it's Selena Gomez's asshole.
Dude tries to sneak one up his GF's sinus canal, but she ain't having it. His approach may be weak but those are the wads of a true alpha male. Not even her attempts at a penile full nelson stops them from entering flight.
LIFE LESSON #428: If your name ends in Gomez, Garcia or Gonzales - keep the braces in your mouth and stay the fuck away from this guy. The 50 pesos paycheck is temporary. A disfigured esophagus is forever, BROTHER.
There's a pretty thin line between 'i only date guys taller than me', and being sodomized by the Jolly Green Giant. Where that line actually is... I don't know. But I can tell you Petra Dinklage over here just crossed it.
Geico Gecko crashes a BLM movement, but Tilisha aint have dat shit. talk about racism. #LIZARDLIVESMATTER
Is this real? Absolutely not. But does it make getting through all 97 1/2 minutes of any given Adam Sandler motion picture possible? It's 100%, definitely a maybe.
Skip to the 7:25 mark and pay close to attention to the artifacts of yestercock. Calling him BETA MALE OF THE CENTURY is the compliment of a fucking lifetime. To all dairy connoisseurs of Inhumanity: You've been warned.
You know your stock is circling the drain when the number one flirtation tactic in your arsenal involves a closed fist, and the finest douchebro tanktop in the Macy's 50% off bin. PS: Keep skipping leg day phaggot.