Granted, there are a few moments (2:30, 4:19) where Sailor Moon breaks character and has a few giggles, but the rest is strictly work. Stoic bitch straight up had sex comparable to stickin your dick in the stock market.
Flattery may not be my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand.
Easily the most bogus video I've seen since YouTube's social experiment revolution. I must note tho: nobody got hurt, fantasies were fulfilled and this girl's suction should be patented before Dyson rips it off. #DAMN
I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.
Legally, she's not a midget (5'6), but she does have the body type of a malnourished refugee and is actually pretty cute to boot. I'd totally White Knight her with a trip to Legoland, and get blown on Coastersaurus Rex.
Who the fuck does this girl thinks she is? The John Cena of indecent exposure? This is exactly why I make my friends carry a 2 pack of raincoats on them at all times. Degenerates around every corner/burn ward.
Matilda tries to single-handedly start up her own my vagina wont divide us movement in downtown Sydney. By slapsticking the pavement with her sideways sloppy joe and challenging all that oppose her.
This is pretty damn cool. And I don't mean 'haha cool' like when Rosie O'Donnell claimed to be a female. This woman is focused, disciplined and can grease the shaft like she's doing a double shift at Jiffy Lube. #KEEPER
It's all about method acting. Conquer that, and nothing shall come between your crotchwaffle and pornographic stardom... save for a possible Rohypnol addiction.
02:53 - "You can fuck the shit out of me now!"
03:05 - [INSTANT REGRET]
03:09 - " I WANT U 2 CUM"
Infuckincredible. I bet youd slurp the corned beef hash from her Irish shithole, just to be in the same room as those vitamin-loaded honeydews. I'd even offer a swipe of my coveted Subway loyalty card just for a peek.
Looks pretty predictable to me. She's got the tolerance of 1 ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Uncertainty & swollen lymph nodes should be expected.
For fuck sakes Japan. Not even a South Vietnamese psychiatrist could Ctrl+Alt+Del the mental imagery of this situation. Insane body though. I dub you craziest MILF I'd drag my dick through glass for. Run with dat.
This is what happens when you permit woman to consume alcohol before the sun goes down. Anuses are bruised, memes are created - all because 2 derpettes couldn't GPS their cornholes to a safer environment.
Incestial overtones, moose-like oral sex and a webcam pre-dating the 1st season of Power Rangers. This has it all, and Miss Giggles earned bonus points @ 3:25. Not even D & B swag can swing her out of this family tree.
Kristy Kreme all but shits her pants after stumbling on a gringo having the proudest moment of his life. Chill out Kristy. It's not like he had an Immigration badge pinned on his chest or something. This whitey cums in peace.