• Forced Pregnancy

    Forced Pregnancy

    It's all fun and games until you send your side piece screaming into the first trimester. Some call it 'assault'. Javarius prefers the term 'delivering shade'.

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 24,890 Category: Assholes

  • 73 Minutes of PAINAL

    73 Minutes of PAINAL

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    Date: 09/20/17 Views: 29,007 Category: Anal

  • Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    Tiny Girl, HUGE PROBLEMS

    The performing arts degree really came back to bite this one in the taint I'm baffled: Do I jack off, or wait for the transformation into Jim Carrey to finish?

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 53,037 Category: Derp

  • They Thinks It's Funny

    They Thinks It's Funny

    A daily reminder that in The Motherland, if a woman opens her mouth to do anything other than eat Pirozhki - consequences will be hand. We stand to learn much from this beautiful culture. More Moscow miscreants HERE.

    Date: 09/19/17 Views: 40,883 Category: Drunk

  • Facebook Live in 2017

    Facebook Live in 2017

    Some will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others with shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But moi? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 67,411 Category: Public

  • 18-year-old Mother of the Year

    18-year-old Mother of the Year

    ha ha haaa

    Date: 09/18/17 Views: 70,804 Category: Webcams

  • Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    Mistakes were made. BIGLY.

    She's drunk, high and/or possibly dead... all of which appropriately explain why she's the closest thing to a heterosexual in this video. I have a strong feeling this ended with at least one cellphone getting lost into the abyss.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 93,714 Category: Drunk

  • "i'm not on birth control"

    "i'm not on birth control"

    Same thing every time: Gender studies dropout signs up for a c-note, only to regret having her box turned into a vanilla soufflé. Listen u kooky cunts: Fucking strangers isn't the sublime lifestyle Miley Cyrus made it out to be.

    Date: 09/17/17 Views: 60,751 Category: Fail

  • Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Daughter Rented Out for $70.00

    Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.

    Date: 09/16/17 Views: 83,881 Category: Parents

  • Unexpected Vaginas

    Unexpected Vaginas

    11-picture tutorial on how to secure your status as a registered sex offender. Specifically #9, which is miraculously not sporting a single visible skid mark.

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 90,099 Category: Gallery

  • Let me help you with that

    Let me help you with that

    hawt

    Date: 09/15/17 Views: 119,768 Category: Teen

  • 19 and CLUELESS

    19 and CLUELESS

    19-years-old and doesn't know what a vagina is. But what they lack in anatomy classes they make up for in... well... nothing. Even combined these two are completely fucking useless & I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 92,896 Category: Virgins

  • Just Scroll to 2:25

    Just Scroll to 2:25

    I'm thinking it might be best if you invested those disability checks into something other than backpage's whore section. Like, a doctor visit. Climaxing should never resemble James Early Jones on a Stair Master.

    Date: 09/14/17 Views: 107,445 Category: Seniors

  • TINDER ROYALTY

    TINDER ROYALTY

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 104,741 Category: Picture

  • How to Get Arrested at CSU

    How to Get Arrested at CSU

    Emeka (?) got caught molesting a handful of Sketchers, and now he's got a permanent record more embarrassing than Kendall Jenner's fashion line. There goes his future as Security Guard #2 in the Cool Runnings remake.

    Date: 09/13/17 Views: 71,530 Category: Freaks

  • Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    Violated in Front of 3,400 Strangers

    This is what happens when you let nerds interact with women in a live environment. Safe spaces are destroyed, genitals exposed - all cause some marvelous bastard found a way to add gangrape DLC to GTA5. HILARIOUS.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 97,814 Category: LMAO

  • I TRUSTED YOU

    I TRUSTED YOU

    Intimate look at what's happening on LGBTQIAXL2^POOPEMOJI-friendly college campuses across planet. No filters, just the top of a cheerleader and bottom of Warren Buffet comin for dem tendies. The human race is dead.

    Date: 09/12/17 Views: 98,412 Category: WTF

  • The Video that Got 'lilsecret' Arrested

    The Video that Got 'lilsecret' Arrested

    News Story

    Date: 09/11/17 Views: 96,075 Category: Public

  • The Magician

    The Magician

    Another vid where a guy is sneaking skull between shifts at Jamba Juice & miscalculates mom's arrival time. This girl goes a step further tho, literally David Copperfielding herself out of existence in 1 second. HOW THE FUCK...

    Date: 09/11/17 Views: 98,501 Category: Busted

  • 19 and FLAWLESS

    19 and FLAWLESS

    This is Kristina Sage. She's ripe, hot as fuck, and has a penchant for giving complete strangers life-threatening boners. Pay a visit to her page HERE.

    Date: 09/10/17 Views: 106,337 Category: Hot

  • Mom For Hire

    Mom For Hire

    Gut instinct tells me this technology is here to stay. Being able to dodge the menopause minefield & come out the other side not smelling like vasoline? That's the kind of science I want to invest in. To the moon bois. :rocket:

    Date: 09/10/17 Views: 91,732 Category: MILF

  • Did they just rape a guy?

    Did they just rape a guy?

    There was only one way out of this. Ya dun goofed, Bohdan.

    Date: 09/09/17 Views: 120,750 Category: Drunk

  • The Pulsating MILF

    The Pulsating MILF

    Not even 30 seconds of clitoral stimulation and this housewife's pork chop piss flaps start dancing like a damn trash compactor. I'm talking vaginal contractions, YUGE ones. So big even her sphincter joins in the macarena.

    Date: 09/09/17 Views: 116,066 Category: Contractions

  • CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 138,857 Category: Anal

  • Cucked on Craigslist

    Cucked on Craigslist

    pam beesly lasts 60 seconds

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 106,708 Category: Cuck

  • Butthole Brutality (what the fuck)

    Butthole Brutality (what the fuck)

    There's something captivating about a man that approaches cornholing the way a lumberjack does a tree. Itscreams "i did hard time in San Quentin". Definitely a legend. Definitely worthy of his own category at ExpertVillage.

    Date: 09/07/17 Views: 110,726 Category: Assholes

  • "My Field Trip to Compton"

    "My Field Trip to Compton"

    Ever jam a full pack of Bubbalicious in your mouth & blow an epic bubble? Neither have I. Only an idiot would go through $1.75 of primo gum all at once. But hey, that's probably what this lady's asshole looks like right now.

    Date: 09/07/17 Views: 91,151 Category: Rekt

  • Half Italian, ALL Stallion

    Half Italian, ALL Stallion

    If dicks size plays a role in judging personality, I'd guesstimate this chick is floating between the Emma Watson fantasy and Robert Downy Jr's ex-coke addiction. And yet she handles the pipe like her name is Luigi. #HESPEC

    Date: 09/06/17 Views: 116,364 Category: Big Dicks

  • cRaZy Russians are cRaZy

    cRaZy Russians are cRaZy

    Here's some infos I picked up watching an infomercial for The Wonder Boner: always maintain good form. Sloppy mistakes are how Katy Perry's are made. Don't think the same applies to the Soviets? Give it a month...

    Date: 09/06/17 Views: 95,463 Category: Shocking

  • BAD BABYSITTER

    BAD BABYSITTER

    ha ha ha

    Date: 09/05/17 Views: 122,316 Category: Webcams