• What happened to his balls? LOL

    What happened to his balls? LOL

    Elevator Testicles: A condition in males in which one testicle is significantly higher than the other. ex: Stewart's nutsac looked as if one testicle weighed about ten pounds more than the other.

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 4,779 Category: LMAO

  • The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    The 'CAUGHT!' Compilation

    This piece highlights some cases of shoulda woulda coulda.

    Date: 11/20/17 Views: 11,114 Category: Busted

  • Exposing a Friend

    Exposing a Friend

    Goofy bitch works frantically to endanger her un-housebroken BFF... and seemingly succeeds thanks to a few zer0 fux givens and Instagram live.

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 33,486 Category: Public

  • You were warned.

    You were warned.

    Here's a few staple rules to live your life by: 1) Don't copy what you see on the Internet. 2) Never stick your baby carrot in crazy. Both situations tend to have the same lopsided risk/reward ratio attached to the them. #warned

    Date: 11/19/17 Views: 32,517 Category: Freaks

  • UNFORGIVABLE

    UNFORGIVABLE

    Meet 22-year-old Serenity. She has a knack for rejecting everything and anything resembling sexual contact during a porn scene. This video is an example of what happens to producers when The Cuntinator gets her way.

    Date: 11/18/17 Views: 81,664 Category: Bitches

  • Hulk, SMASHED

    Hulk, SMASHED

    dam son

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 96,870 Category: Big Dicks

  • 5 Minutes in Paradise

    5 Minutes in Paradise

    Broski turns his sloot's vag into a personal CrossFit gym, busting all kinds of unsanctioned power moves that are guaranteed to reconfigure a few labias.

    Date: 11/17/17 Views: 70,197 Category: Rekt

  • The Legend of Buenos Aires

    The Legend of Buenos Aires

    Everybody has a gift. His is convincing solid 7's to double up on his bald headed field mouse while simultaneously crossing sexual orientation lines. A beautiful moment before being dropkicked back to the strawberry fields.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 81,928 Category: Amateur

  • REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    REAL: Pornstar Bangs Instagram Fan

    Steven Tyler Nicole Aniston giving the gift that keeps on giving.

    Date: 11/16/17 Views: 92,648 Category: Alphas

  • Family Picnic

    Family Picnic

    I enjoy the finer things in life: like Burger King's Suicide Burger (look it up), director cuts of Nick Cage movies and oblivious acts of public intimacy. But as far as family values go... this group just dethroned The Brady Bunch.

    Date: 11/15/17 Views: 80,655 Category: Stripped

  • why?

    why?

    Meet 2017's newest sexual preference: virtual bladder busting. I prefer the scientific name RKS: Short for R. Kelly Syndrome. What a time to be alive.

    Date: 11/15/17 Views: 76,617 Category: Freaks

  • Dreams DO Come True

    Dreams DO Come True

    Want indisputable proof that Americans are all about philanthropy? Look no further my skeptical friends. Our boy wheels gets the handout of a lifetime, effectively erecting all jealous boners in a quarter mile radius.

    Date: 11/14/17 Views: 90,567 Category: WAT

  • Me Gusta Argentina

    Me Gusta Argentina

    More homemade empanada polishing HERE

    Date: 11/14/17 Views: 91,564 Category: Hot

  • OOPS! Sorry I ruined your blowjob

    OOPS! Sorry I ruined your blowjob

    Don't know who to blame, but judging by her reaction it's safe to say this happens more often than Usher hands out STD's. Combine that with his mouth-breathing friends going apeshit & boner time is officially cancelled.

    Date: 11/13/17 Views: 98,096 Category: Assholes

  • FUCKIN TRIGGERED!

    FUCKIN TRIGGERED!

    2 rules: Don't touch the ink. And don't beat the shit out of her face. Talk about high standards. But this fire-eyed hose hog isn't fucking around . One costar decides to test her anyway, resulting in a brief but epic departure.

    Date: 11/12/17 Views: 92,691 Category: Quitters

  • Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Unexpected Cuckold Ending

    Original plan was for Stewart to turn this triple decker into a 4way. Instead, he has an intimate moment with the Shitmaster 2000: Hyper Flush Edition.

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 106,787 Category: Fail

  • My Kinda Woman

    My Kinda Woman

    #2017 #feminism #flirting #kentucky

    Date: 11/11/17 Views: 94,919 Category: Drunk

  • YouTuber Meets Pornhub

    YouTuber Meets Pornhub

    I'm really expecting this banana bimbo to have one of those corn beef gash vaginas... not an inconspicuous coin slot. Still hot I guess. Just scatter some corn seed around the room before intercourse and she'll feel right at home.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 90,857 Category: Cringe

  • Annnd she was never seen again

    Annnd she was never seen again

    Contrary to stereotypes, gOiNg wILd isn't really this ones specialty. She has sex like a confused chihuahua. Calling her back for a sequel is out of the question... but that's all okay when you look like 2003 Scarlett Johansson.

    Date: 11/10/17 Views: 115,317 Category: Porn

  • Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Wrong Times, Wrong Places

    Watching girls live off the pocket change of degenerates usually sucks, but it's not without perks. I once saw a girl single-handedly stop the rise of the machines. But as far as precious memories go thats all up to these Jezebels.

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 92,395 Category: Webcams

  • The Simultaneous Creampie

    The Simultaneous Creampie

    4 outa 5 heterosexuals agree this is gayer than San Fransisco after dark. But perma jock itch & urinary tract infections dont bother these 2. #helltotheno

    Date: 11/09/17 Views: 101,762 Category: WTF

  • Fearless Teen Mom

    Fearless Teen Mom

    I'm all for refusing to spend the extra $7.00 on a 3 pack of Magnums, but for real: if she doesn't start scouting better company eventually she'll end up on Maury Povich... and then it's "MISSION FAILED" a la Metal Gear Solid.

    Date: 11/08/17 Views: 156,827 Category: Slutty

  • Yes, she's 18

    Yes, she's 18

    Local miscreant suffering from the combo of anorexia & Fresh Prince of Bel Air fashion sense seeks out the easiest way to make tree fiddy: The leading role in a skin flick that even Kevin Spacey wouldn't be caught jacking off to.

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 179,014 Category: Asians

  • I'M NOT A HOOKER!

    I'M NOT A HOOKER!

    'Twitch Personality' ? I prefer the moniker 'Confused Prostitute'. Her only claim to fame is seducing rent money outta hopeless fucks that consider deodorant 'high fashion'. And then, the universe makes this happen...

    Date: 11/07/17 Views: 78,617 Category: Gamers

  • LOL SEXUAL INFERIORITY

    LOL SEXUAL INFERIORITY

    HAHA

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 88,225 Category: Cringe

  • THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    THROWBACK: Sodomy of Horse-Face Girl

    I said it once, I'll say it again: sweet fuckin Mr. Bean, not even a Vietnamese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Clydesdale from this face. Decent body though. I shall dub u " fugliest ho i'd still go down on ". Run with that.

    Date: 11/06/17 Views: 110,867 Category: Anal

  • BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    BEST. BLOWJOB. EVER.

    Technique can redeem just about anything - bad hygiene, irregular tits, liking The Big Bang Theory. But HER? She's got skills like a Chinese flutist & all I can think about is pairing her up with up with this genetic jackhammer.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 155,646 Category: Hot

  • "my wife is your wife"

    "my wife is your wife"

    Good taste in women (sluzzas). Poor taste in marriage material. 2 words homie: Martial Arts. Join the rest of the evolved population and pick up a hobby that won't end in a burning urethra, you repugnant, betamale fuck.

    Date: 11/05/17 Views: 85,106 Category: Cuck

  • World's Hottest Autistic

    World's Hottest Autistic

    What can be said? Just another tard that's taken her addiction to szechuan-flavored attention whoring to an entirely new level. Normally I'd file this type of creature in the 'never' pile... but this one officially gets a FAP pass ✔

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 99,836 Category: Derp

  • Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    Peeping Tom Caught... THREE TIMES!

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 11/04/17 Views: 85,410 Category: Busted