Interesting approach to entertainment. It's like Robot Chicken lost it's virginity to a Vietnamese midget. note: This site makes this kind of compilation every update (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's frosty.
8 seconds of watching this tells me this is about as common for her as it is for sound cloud rappers to have "lil" on their birth certificates... but I do find her enthusiasm extraordinary. Fetch my White Lion loin cloth, I wish to masturbate.
Firm titties? Vagina like a Redbox return slot? Identifies as a female more than 63% of the time? She already hit all 3 checkboxes on my wedding ring list. Step aside gentleman - me and the $11 left on this Chili's gift card will take it from here.
Flattery is not exactly my strong point, but I gotta say: chick is bangin' yo. I'd gladly chew Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Ninja Turtles Edition out of Usain Bolts post-200 meter relay asshole just for a chance to hold her hand at KFC.
But check out dem titties tho. Looks like she was gifted with both size and resistance to gravity. Fake melons of a similar caliber would set the average girl back about 10k. Translated into whoreconomics, that's nearly 273 rimjobs. #yikes
To say she's "in over her head this time" would be a bit of an understatement. Becky can't even get horizontal for more than 18 seconds before homeboy has her clitoris begging for mercy like me halfway into Venom last night.
Contrary to belief, there really is no limit to what a cam hooker will do to spike her token count. Example: This specimen. She stages family members, convulses like a feminist watching Fox news and challenges gravity - all under 60 seconds.
There's 2 things I try my best no to do: 1.) masturbate in Burger King's drive-thru. And 2.) bullshit my viewers. That said, this video is pretty basic. But hey - the genitals are youthful & the humiliation is non-existent. Good enough for me.
Aspiring English professor by day, Chaturbate trainee by... mid-day. Apparently this is legit, but I have skepticism like Tom Cruise has homosexuality. Despite the location and her reasonably-priced cardigan attire... I'm still calling bullshit.
Pretty slick combination of fuckery and remorse going on here. side note: This site makes this kind of compilation video for every update they post (among all their other efukt-inspired edits) and that's not just cool... it's COOL AS ICE
Is that the look of disgust? Jealousy? Figuring out which tent she left her organic tampons in? I don't even care. Just let me know where the line starts to get my own personal case of gonorrhea, and let my people eat. #whitegirlwednesdays
I can forgive the potato-grade video quality. I understand the lack of names to prevent Instagram stalking. But cutting off the girls @3:39 before they ran to use honey dijon as lubricant? ZERO/5 stars you simple-minded, incredulous fuck.
Oodles of college br0s gather for a simulated lynching. Shit gets kooky when Qualeek and Co. expose her C-cups, erecting all mongoose dicks in a 20 mile radius. Oddly enough, she leaves with a smile. Unlike this unfortunate specimen
Not since the Olsen twin eating disorders have I seen such misuse of a white girl. The niche for being beaten unconscious is a limited one, but you better fucking believe it's gatekeeped by Odette Delacroix. More abnormal erections HERE
Molly Ringwald is about 3.5 seconds away from blooming her onion when daddy comes-a-knockin. Fake? Yes. Do I play the Breakfast Club soundtrack and spill hand mayonnaise on the floor like the McDonald's night-shift anyway? Yes.