I like how the dude is more interested in not projectile vomiting all 12 Jagerbombs, rather than questioning y a Peeping Thomas is archiving footage of his latest STD acquisition. Fuckin' priorities man, shit just got real.
Don't be fooled, this T.J. Maxx shopper has the rectal capacity of a cargo plane. As proven after doing the unthinkable: Reaching legitimate climax with nearly a foot-long's worth of Traverious Jones crammed up her chocolate hotpocket.
She kinda looks like Kevin Hart, crossbred with a mule. Bodily fluids work great on a woman like this... draws attention AWAY from the face. But not when you paint 2 coats of Miracle whip directly on it. That's just counterproductive.
Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are paid pornstars blending in with real university students. HINT: 2 seconds of labia flashing sending Carlos Garcia and Co. off the fucking deep end kinda gives it away.
A lottta girls do a lotta desperate shit to keep their accounts overflowing in tokens... but putting a price ($150 lol) on your dignity, just to keep buttsludge69 amused? That's a level of hoe I hope I never meet IRL.
By narrowly avoid, I mean 1 socially inept clerk coming within inches of J-Sin's gravy spigot, (6:20) and being completely unaware of it. Only thing missing is a public lewdness fine and the Internet callin his dick: racist yo!