• Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    Just a Little Bit Fucked Up

    hmm

    Date: 04/29/19 Views: 171,823 Category: Drunk

  • Trashing the Rental

    Trashing the Rental

    An old classic, but what may very well be an authentic spy camera video. On our part of the Internet we call that "a unicorn". In other words: Something rarer than a non-political Marvel movie & dry underwear in a Del Taco bathroom combined.

    Date: 04/28/19 Views: 152,087 Category: Busted

  • I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    Pretty sure this one is a complete setup, but she's definitely been down this road before. The "a guy tried to pay me for sex in Canadian pennies so I punched his cock" is a reaction that can only be experienced - not learned. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 04/28/19 Views: 136,817 Category: LMAO

  • 30 Days Without Cumming

    30 Days Without Cumming

    This might be the one video that makes no-nut-November seem like a reasonable activity participate in. It will also peak your curiosity of trigonometry and gravity.

    Date: 04/27/19 Views: 176,969 Category: Impressive

  • Hey... mom... you alright?

    Hey... mom... you alright?

    pog

    Date: 04/26/19 Views: 145,429 Category: Drugs

  • GET THIS MAN A TROPHY!

    GET THIS MAN A TROPHY!

    It's one thing to play the left-handed banjo for your girlfriend's bestest friend. It's another to have said girlfriend keep that best friend hydrated mid-vertical jump. Where's the fuckin donate button? It's time to Bitcoin this legend into retirement.

    Date: 04/25/19 Views: 176,797 Category: WAT

  • "i make hookers cry"

    "i make hookers cry"

    Don't laugh at this. Even if your soul is more decayed than Robert De Niro's asshole after a weekend visit to a naval base, it should still tell you that giggle time is officially cancelled until Ricardo is located and a proper sequel is made.

    Date: 04/23/19 Views: 170,731 Category: Rekt

  • My Sister's Hot Pocket

    My Sister's Hot Pocket

    A hearty "FUCK YOU" to whoever said portable meat satchels can't get you laid. This man's lust for affordable nutrition on-the-go just netted him enough Tier-3 tuna casserole to earn a Martha Stewart seal of approval. #putthatontelevision

    Date: 04/22/19 Views: 199,278 Category: Incest

  • Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    Mom Doesn't Give a Fuck?

    3:25 mark. Immediately. More HERE and HERE

    Date: 04/21/19 Views: 212,073 Category: Compilations

  • The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    Practically 2 hours of social-media influenced acts of whoring - so unprecedented you might have to get the Jiffy Pop ready and clear an afternoon. Don't be fooled by those smiles tho... their love for Internet anonymity dies here and dies now.

    Date: 04/20/19 Views: 152,136 Category: Queefy

  • "how I got kicked out of school"

    "how I got kicked out of school"

    har har

    Date: 04/19/19 Views: 167,082 Category: Picture

  • Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Spring Breeaaaaaak

    Owning a Boat: aka the most over-hyped financial shitpit lie you were told about increasing your chances of getting laid. free tip: it doesn't work. Statistically speaking Chipotle gift cards and tribal tattoos have a better success rate. relevant

    Date: 04/18/19 Views: 142,034 Category: Lesbians

  • Shame No Longer Exists

    Shame No Longer Exists

    Becky LaStarbuck's safe space gets invaded by some degenerate clawing his way to 500 likes and subscribes... only to find the find the school's biggest petri dish instead. Does she: 1) Demand he stop 2) Compare dick sizes or 3) Not budge

    Date: 04/17/19 Views: 225,905 Category: Teen

  • I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions

    Pretty much the most sexually perplexing thing I've seen since CRAZYSHIT'S WTF SERIES. This is coming from a guy that's sat through over 47 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends Videos. My voice matters today more than ever before.

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 171,263 Category: Asians

  • Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    Real Cheating Wives Compilation

    A Cardi B cocktail, Walmart toilet seats and discounted Rice-a-Roni at a swap meat: All things I'd commit to before slapping a ring on the talons of one of these harpies. Pay attention boys: One day it might be half of YOUR Amiibo collection.

    Date: 04/15/19 Views: 182,894 Category: Slutty

  • "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    "it's not rape when a girl does it"

    Not even sure what the hell is going on here. I see too much ink, Too little foresight and a modified hospital bed normally reserved for My 600 lb Life. No further info than that, so... time for some hashtags. #doublestandards #hetoo

    Date: 04/14/19 Views: 166,537 Category: Bitches

  • The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    The "TAP-OUT" Compilation

    "y dont u want anymoe dick?!" HAHA

    Date: 04/13/19 Views: 157,644 Category: Compilations

  • Swing Things

    Swing Things

    After shlogging a good 90% of the right-swipe rejects on FarmersMeet.com - you are entitled to a bone being thrown your way. And here I thought I've seen jevery angle there is to enter a Pottery Barn cashier from... but I was wrong. So wrong.

    Date: 04/11/19 Views: 149,074 Category: Hot

  • 18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    18-year-old Slave [for reals]

    Contrary to appearance, she didn't beat herself to death with a Dashboard Confessional CD after this wound up online. But her usefulness is spent faster than a black man's paycheck at Footlocker so... fap with +5 to agility.

    Date: 04/09/19 Views: 191,150 Category: Teen

  • Yes, It's Real

    Yes, It's Real

    Not quite as entertaining as THIS CLASSIC but a valiant effort nonetheless.

    Date: 04/08/19 Views: 167,311 Category: Busted

  • REAL? Twisted Sisters

    REAL? Twisted Sisters

    This is all but guaranteed to heighten your curiosity of any legitimate family tree exploration stories out there. Don't be soured by the 47 clickbait titles it took for you to land here - your quest for honesty on the Internet lives here and now.

    Date: 04/04/19 Views: 240,659 Category: Incest

  • Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Tiny, Tinier, Tiniest

    Skylar Valentine. Standing at a legitimate 4'7, she may be the only girl that can rim you without having to bend the knee. Daenerys Targaryen might consider that an act of disrespect. Everyone else considers it side-chick material.

    Date: 04/03/19 Views: 175,790 Category: Midgets

  • Here's your tip, Asshole

    Here's your tip, Asshole

    protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 03/29/19 Views: 148,746 Category: Public

  • lol white girls

    lol white girls

    fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday fryday

    Date: 03/28/19 Views: 192,830 Category: Public

  • Breaking an 18-year-old

    Breaking an 18-year-old

    Daddy-issue appearance without the feminist dick-hating. Not a bad piece of flib flab. Would I take her out on a date to Wendy's? No. Would I want to use her vaginal utopia to power an indoor slip and slide? Hell to the mother fuckin maybe.

    Date: 03/27/19 Views: 213,611 Category: Teen

  • Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    Meawhile, in Oklahoma...

    The Midwest: Some go for affordable street drugs. Others, go to make videos that can fuel an entire season of Dr. Phil. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Slurm, then he shows his sister-cousin who's the boss of this double-wide. A role model?

    Date: 03/26/19 Views: 180,457 Category: Assholes

  • 50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    50 Guys? IN A ROW?!

    She's pretty hot. So hot I'd consider parting with my first-edition Lindsay Lohan love doll just for a fighting chance at being lost inside that Japanese bush fire. Yes, I'm talking about the rare pre "i snorted Tide Pods before it was cool" version.

    Date: 03/25/19 Views: 219,600 Category: Asians

  • Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    Literally Traded His Girlfriend For Weed

    If your the kind of man that can enjoy white girls giving back to a marginalized community, then this is the video for you. Don't give a fuck about philanthropy? Then perhaps another video showcasing women's talent suits you better.

    Date: 03/20/19 Views: 256,543 Category: Drugs

  • We've Reached a New Low

    We've Reached a New Low

    Funny how porn has evolved from basic penetration, into an ambitious race to see who's more willing to donate their genitals to medical research. She's Melody Marks and she just gave my wiener reason to watch The Walking Dead again.

    Date: 03/19/19 Views: 223,282 Category: WTF

  • Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    Best. Buttsex. Ever.

    HIM: ready 4 tha pain?
    HER: que?
    HIM: INCOMING!
    HER: HEUURGRFEEEEMMFFFFFFF

    Date: 03/18/19 Views: 193,345 Category: Anal