In hindsight, his future of being casted in the Harry and the Henderson's reboot would've been just as humiliating as this act of penis de résistance. But Hollywood doesn't have a 3" Jason Statham. Make that resume count.

    Date: 06/09/17 Views: 109,248 Category: Freaks

  • HOT or GROSS? (I can't decide)

    HOT or GROSS? (I can't decide)

    Her claim to fame is deplorable, and that front seat probably smells like a Chinese cat house. But when the pants come off at 0:34 seconds, her hips look like they can survive giving birth to Danny Devito & its fuckin beautiful.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 102,475 Category: Cringe

  • Too Big? TOO BAD

    Too Big? TOO BAD

    Classic remake.

    Date: 06/08/17 Views: 107,077 Category: Anal

  • Life of the Party

    Life of the Party

    Okay I lied. Shes neither popular, nor is this a party. Shes Josefina, master of attention whoring & STD aficionado. Moral of the story: Test first, Lick later.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 114,843 Category: Slutty

  • OH, HELL NO!

    OH, HELL NO!

    That's enough Internet for today.

    Date: 06/07/17 Views: 117,402 Category: WTF

  • Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    Daddy Issues. BIGLY.

    If there's 1 thing short-haired white wimmen are really good at, aside from demanding special treatment at discount clothing stores, it's living out depraved sexual fantasies. And this one just boggles my fucking mind.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 142,339 Category: Teen

  • Still Learning

    Still Learning

    Never seen a guy struggle to have sexual intercourse so confidently before. Its as if his portfolio of previous partners includes Pringles cans & Bill Cosby.

    Date: 06/06/17 Views: 106,518 Category: Amateur

  • "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    "I've only had sex with 1 boy"

    44 fucking minutes of footage, and I still don't know if this girl is a dwarf or I'm getting hoodwinked my creative camera angles again. Luckily, my family-sized jug of coconut oil has run dry and I've already stopped caring.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 170,513 Category: Rekt



    No sound, but I got you covered playa. Click this while watching.

    Date: 06/05/17 Views: 123,343 Category: Hot

  • Look at me, I have the 10 incher now

    Look at me, I have the 10 incher now

    My gut instinct tells me this technology isn't going away anytime soon... but I do find the idea of beating Slovakian hookers to death with this thing in Grand Theft Auto 7: 3D VR compelling. Consider me pre-ordered, Rockstar.

    Date: 06/04/17 Views: 101,438 Category: Porn

  • Bad Times at Her First Porn Shoot

    Bad Times at Her First Porn Shoot

    Much like the Fast and Furious franchise, this went from mildly amusing to, "it's time to stop" pretty damn quickly. Tipping point involves an ass to mouth audible plan B rejection after failing to fly the dick ship to Uranus.

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 114,176 Category: Anal

  • Roommate WANTS them to watch

    Roommate WANTS them to watch

    This is actually standard British "I can't be arsed to dig up 17£ for my own hooker, so I'm gonna watch you do it for free" syndrome. Fortunately, this time we have a gentleman showing us the ropes. u da man Sebastian

    Date: 06/03/17 Views: 106,993 Category: Busted

  • How Did it Fit?

    How Did it Fit?

    So what do we have here? Stunned by the feels of reverse birth, or the start of a snuff film? Dunno, but 1 thing's certain: if anal is in her future, she best have a solid insurance plan. I'm talkin rectal trauma, of the prolapse variety.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 157,297 Category: Beefy

  • Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Worst shit you'll see today. Promise

    Pregnant sisters, overly-hung midgets and a race to outdo dad's cum stains. I don't know if I'm jerking off to porn, or a Charlie Sheen family reunion.

    Date: 06/02/17 Views: 206,871 Category: WTF

  • Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Autistic Loses His Virginity

    Mental disorders pardon all: test scores, bad hygiene, Kathy Griffin. But hes got chromosomes like Tiger Woods has hangovers & I dont know to laugh, or press charges for stealing my patented 'no-handed buzzsaw' seen @18:48

    Date: 06/01/17 Views: 126,182 Category: Amateur

  • CLASSIC: 5 Best Painal Videos of all Time

    CLASSIC: 5 Best Painal Videos of all Time

    *cough* [ original ] *cough*

    Date: 06/01/17 Views: 108,772 Category: Anal

  • Lowest of the Low

    Lowest of the Low

    Hey, no one said you had to like it. Just sit back, keep a firm grip on that vinegar flavored oyster bag and think about all the 360 no-scopes you'll be hitting as soon as you're done. That's what gets me to the end of the week.

    Date: 05/31/17 Views: 106,508 Category: Gamers

  • The Face of Relationships in 2017

    The Face of Relationships in 2017

    At first I was like wow, this guy is an asshole for letting a roommate go crab appling in his girlfriend's butthole, unprotected. I was actually worried until I realized what year it is. Five words y'all: still better than fidget spinning.

    Date: 05/31/17 Views: 125,867 Category: Cuck

  • "my brothers big fat dick"

    "my brothers big fat dick"

    yeaaa, I'm thinking it might be best if you just leave the incestual fantasies to the experts. Your acting is 2/10 at best, and that thing you got between your legs looks like something even a Jewish butcher wouldn't discount.

    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 109,030 Category: Derp




    Date: 05/30/17 Views: 116,221 Category: Bloopers

  • Basically, the luckiest guy ever

    Basically, the luckiest guy ever

    [Her] Perfect 10. Flawless
    [Him] Genetically configured to look like a carrot
    Final Thought: It wasn't meant to be. But somewhere between attention whoring, and above-average penis sizes... they managed to find TRU LUV.

    Date: 05/29/17 Views: 100,129 Category: Webcams

  • Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    Smooth Talker Seduces Cousin?

    The All in the Family reboot is lookin good.

    Date: 05/29/17 Views: 190,628 Category: Incest

  • More you watch, worse it gets

    More you watch, worse it gets

    Middle-age hit her like a sack of 80's exercise vids, & she needs cash. How can life get worse? If u guessed being told to suck dick by the Dane Cook of porn directors, you just won my limited edition Power Ranger Kevlar vest.

    Date: 05/28/17 Views: 149,480 Category: MILF

  • Guess the Drug

    Guess the Drug

    And our official comment of the day goes to: "When she moves slightly to the side and you accidentally nut to Paul Blart" - Memeking6969

    Date: 05/28/17 Views: 131,613 Category: Amateur

  • Escort TAPS OUT

    Escort TAPS OUT

    See that face at the 3:40 mark? I'm familiar with that face. It's the why the fuck did I leave my tenure at IHOP for this? face. lol no shit lady. 1.) Butter Pecan syrup is FIRE 2.) You wouldn't be the new poster girl for feminism.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 138,788 Category: LMAO

  • Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Kidney Damage CONFIRMED

    Early-model pornstar, and anal apprenticeship not required. Just find an open-minded member of a local sanctuary city, lure him in with promises of kentucky fried gift cards and let the surgical repair of vital organs begin.

    Date: 05/27/17 Views: 119,719 Category: Big Dicks



    Here it is: The greatest attempt at eroticism to ever grace western culture. The struggles are relatable, his investigative skills are second to none, and the vagina... Well, the vagina taste like soap. Get the Oscar nomination.

    Date: 05/26/17 Views: 106,690 Category: Asians

  • i came.

    i came.

    Not since 1982's The Thing have I seen a remake outdo the original in every way. She's stacked like a Denny's Grand Slam, fucks all over the place and makes Jessica Alba look/smell like Sarah Jessica Parker. #oscarworthy

    Date: 05/26/17 Views: 151,933 Category: Porn

  • Sexual Assault... FOR JUSTICE!

    Sexual Assault... FOR JUSTICE!


    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 165,424 Category: Shocking

  • Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Mom HATES it, Dad Doesn't (LMAO)

    Downside to MILFS having a mid-life crisis? Every time you try reliving her youth, the menopausal bitch fest comes roaring through. Then there's the other end of the spectrum: Mom's with foot-longs, but no time to use 'em.

    Date: 05/25/17 Views: 152,340 Category: Anal