Bitch looks like she shouldn't be messing with guys hung longer than a chinchilla. Most folks with such handicaps shy away from the limelight... but not this skeletor, she loves to socialize. More bone on boner videos HERE.
Some girls need girth to get off. Others, a $50 shopping spree at Sephora. And then there's Veronica Veganpuss, who takes no less than two semen satchels to reach her o-face. That's a fucking deal breaker for sure.
This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.
1 spirited evening of Malibu Bay Breezes, unadulterated back-alley blowjobs and dumbass hair colors comes to it's apex when brodude #2 shows up with high fives, harsh language and a camera from the Seinfeld era. You da man.
'memember HIM? Looks like he's back for round 2. Not sure why he longs for the approval of random black chicks. His dick is a drizzle compared to the tsunamis these bitches are addicted to. Time for a new hobby, Bernard.
Sleazy Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. Promise.
Want proof that humans are all about charity? Look no further friendo. This charitable fuck offers a nervous local the ultimate handout - a free play on his wife's arcade box. It's generosity like this that really warms my heart.
This bench warmer saw 1 too many efukt videos and thought he was ready to play 2nd string. Probably didn't anticipate his dialogue to be more confusing than Nicholas Cage's summer vacation though. Color me baffled.
For fuck sakes. If you're gonna spend your hard earned pesos on the village petri dish, you might as well stay awake for it. Then again... when she's built like Charles Barkley, afternoon naps make a whole lotta sense. My bad.
One of the rare times an Asian girl goes uncensored, and they have to pick one with a deflated weather balloon for a twat. I've been to 67 baseball games, and never once saw this much chewing gum in the dugout. FUCK.
It's too bad she didn't take this one step further and use the Mini Cooper in that adjacent lot as an industrial-sized rectal thermometer. Then I could've actually beat off and had a productive afternoon. #missedopportunities
1 mans quest to be cucked by a guy who gets paid in Wendy's coupons ends w/ a lustrous rub n' grub in a type of video I thought we've seen the last of. It's hard to turn a blind eye to the cellulite factor... but hey, at least it's real.
Dang, check out the dimensions on this one. You may have a wet dream or 5 about eating her out. Emphasis on 'eating'. I'm willing to bet 50 shekels she's got enough bush down there to start up her own botanical gardens.
California's finest group of vagrants get a whiff of something they haven't seen since MySpace was cool: Disease-free butthole. Some laugh, some cry, but all get thrown head-first into the faggot pile for not carpe diem'ing.
New Jersey: Some go to acquire a competitive STD. Others, to pound the Staten Island outta locals. He prefers to do both... probably. First he canes the brown growler, then he full-on parks it in her poop port. DELIGHTFUL
There's a good reason why this one prefers stepping inside the squished muffin over traditional sex. A damn good reason indeed. $7 dollars, and my vintage Regis Philbin (signed) penis pump to anyone that can guess why.
Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by'.
Fact: Everybody is born with a gift. Hers is the ability to convince complete strangers, through the Internet, that marriage is the best option. Now where do I, and the $7.50 left on this McDonald's gift card go to propose?
Those deflated pigskins look pretty bad for a 22-year-old. 0:30 secs in she says her goal is to 'make it in the adult industry'. Lady, unless you're talking about fluffing, your journey ends today. Points for bringing Moesha tho.