• Girlfriend of the Week?

    Girlfriend of the Week?

    The most erotic thing I've seen since the time my 19 y/o housekeeper cried 'no es bueno' after happening upon my unflushed shitter. Day before was Olive Garden night, fuckin Tour Of Italy. To quote Lil Wayne - I made it rain.

    Date: 04/27/18 Views: 157,658 Category: Public

  • Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    Cuckold Tap Out HAHA

    This is called "caught lying on your resume". It happens when soybois try to larp their way into a fantasy that exiled them faster than a steakhouse. So they load up on gluten-free macchiatos and find themselves here. Hilarious.

    Date: 04/26/18 Views: 207,616 Category: Fail

  • Welcome to the Internet!

    Welcome to the Internet!

    2 degenerates that haven't quite yet mastered the art of public lewdness. The dark-haired one using her soggy cottonbottoms as a weapon is a good start, but the turd filming ruined all erections. #makelesbiansgreatagain

    Date: 04/25/18 Views: 129,572 Category: Lesbians

  • ALMOST Felt Guilty Masturbating to This

    ALMOST Felt Guilty Masturbating to This

    Funny how the loser of this fight is upset about the opponent 'wearing her shit'. I'd be more concerned that the commando MMA match I just had dirtied the cooch worse than a 2-night stay in a Bangladeshi bathhouse.

    Date: 04/24/18 Views: 181,192 Category: Fights

  • "Me & My Refugee"

    "Me & My Refugee"

    Tired of beating off to the same old ASMR fantasy videos, and want the next best thing? How about a sexually-inept Nigerian that looks more helpless than DJ Khaled in front of 5,000 vegetarians? you played yaself.

    Date: 04/23/18 Views: 170,385 Category: Beefy

  • Video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    Video so fucked up, Efukt deleted it

    Now if only he put as much effort into his apprenticeship as he did into literally ruining his entire life, maybe this repulsive fuck would've thought twice about using a camera with the pixel output of a yukon potato. #gross

    Date: 04/21/18 Views: 272,812 Category: Assholes

  • 18 Going on 40

    18 Going on 40

    Ever seen a woman with the body of a college girl, and the face of customer service at Pep Boys, but still nutted a week's worth of hamburger helper into your favorite tube sock because you're trying new things? Me neither.

    Date: 04/17/18 Views: 191,509 Category: Teen

  • Horse Cock 101

    Horse Cock 101

    [tip: look in the second row for link] Kinda counterproductive to be hung like a zoo animal, yet never able to find a girl that can handle 50% of your moose leg. Perhaps it's that time to trade Tinder for farmersonly.com?

    Date: 04/16/18 Views: 196,788 Category: Big Dicks

  • There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    There's Absolutely NO reason for this.

    Listen. I've seen some pretty loathsome shit in my day: Tijuana donkey porn, suggestive photographs of Mickey Rourke, all the Fantastic Four films. But THIS? This shit made me gag like a Hindu trapped inside Arby's. #IQUIT

    Date: 04/15/18 Views: 187,755 Category: Voyeur

  • It's a Sister Thing

    It's a Sister Thing

    There's nothing more boner-hardening than uninhibited siblings... save for your dad walking in on you jacking off to Brendan Fraser in Encino Man. My point is: 90's movies are criminally underrated and it really needs to stop.

    Date: 04/13/18 Views: 173,800 Category: Hot

  • "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    "STAHP. IT'S TOO BIG!"

    There's 2 pleasures I will never get to enjoy in life. Both include using my genitals as a wrecking ball, but only one involves this confused creature.

    Date: 04/12/18 Views: 186,938 Category: Big Dicks

  • "i destroy teenagers"

    "i destroy teenagers"

    More homemade tonsillectomies HERE

    Date: 04/10/18 Views: 236,025 Category: Compilations

  • Strip Club Peer Pressure

    Strip Club Peer Pressure

    it happens

    Date: 04/07/18 Views: 229,758 Category: Slutty

  • The Relationship Ender

    The Relationship Ender

    Seems pretty predictable to me. Shes got the tolerance of 1-ply toilet paper, and he's hung like a walrus tusk. Anxiety (and swelling) should be expected.

    Date: 04/06/18 Views: 210,042 Category: Rekt

  • Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    Right Girl, WRONG PLACE

    I was spaghetti soft until the camera panned 12 inches south. Fucking hell, this chick is 1 injection of anesthesia away from experimental cornhole surgery & she's rippin one out like the lifeboats were deployed. I'm in love?

    Date: 04/05/18 Views: 183,024 Category: WTF

  • Unexpected 9-Incher

    Unexpected 9-Incher

    This is bad. More bad than the time I emptied $27 worth of Wendy's value meals into the plastic case of Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project for NES and slipped it in a Blockbuster drop-box. Wait no, that was priceless.

    Date: 04/04/18 Views: 158,320 Category: Busted

  • EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    EPIC BUTTERFACE IS EPIC

    Her hip-to-waist ratio is insane. But mother of fuckin' Iggy Pop... not even a Chinese plastic surgeon could Ctrl+Alt+Del the Stalone from that face. Impressive body tho.... I dub thee '#1 girl I'd be sodomized in the dark by

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 163,674 Category: Impressive

  • Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Little Girl, Gargantuan Cock

    Kennedy Kressler. I like her. I really do. But the girl's got the skin tone of a corpse and is built like a toothpick. This is essentially 1 cunt hair hair away from being stage-3 HIV porn. Guilty boner is guilty. More HERE + HERE

    Date: 04/02/18 Views: 170,066 Category: Beefy

  • "Not awake? Not rape"

    "Not awake? Not rape"

    uhh...

    Date: 04/01/18 Views: 174,748 Category: Drunk

  • Twitch.tv is Porn

    Twitch.tv is Porn

    This is Carolina Sweets. She's a gAmErGuRl. AKA "porn streamer without the porn". Or as I prefer: "cute face and bitchy attitude without body odor reminiscent of Regal popcorn butter". POGGERS IN CHAT ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    Date: 03/31/18 Views: 172,929 Category: Gamers

  • "don't fucking film this"

    "don't fucking film this"

    don't care, had sex

    Date: 03/30/18 Views: 213,957 Category: Teen

  • Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Why porn isn't filmed at colleges anymore

    Pay close attention, and you'll notice these are paid pornstars blending in with real university students. HINT: 2 seconds of labia flashing sending Carlos Garcia and Co. off the fucking deep end kinda gives it away.

    Date: 03/28/18 Views: 185,029 Category: Voyeur

  • WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    WARNING: Advanced Users Only

    It's official. We have the answer for feminism.

    Date: 03/27/18 Views: 276,457 Category: Alphas

  • Roomate of the YEAR

    Roomate of the YEAR

    LIFE LESSON #237: If someone uses the word negotiable in their Craigslist ad - move the fuck on to the next one or prepare to doomsday prep on Valtrex & Clorox bleach. Discounts are temporary. War-torn genitals arent.

    Date: 03/25/18 Views: 220,627 Category: WTF

  • VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    VIOLATING a Delivery Boy

    Spanked, groped & forced to eat bargain bin pizza toppings. If it wasn't for the pity squeeze, I'd wager this was gonna go from lolniceboner.mp4 to Last Known Video of Becky Stankalottapuss Alive pretty damn fast.

    Date: 03/22/18 Views: 173,590 Category: Alphas

  • 19 and still too afraid...

    19 and still too afraid...

    ...to stop using the grocery store's dental aisle to reach her O-face. Shit lady, ever heard of Amazon? We'll go ahead donate the full $585.00 just to see you go 1 on 1 with this WOMB WRECKER and leave Colgate out of this war.

    Date: 03/21/18 Views: 178,321 Category: Teen

  • 25 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    25 Girls Banned from SnapChat

    rekt

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 187,786 Category: Compilations

  • Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Pull-out Game NOT Strong

    Anybody know her name? or if she's ever done any other videos? Preferably ones without the soundtrack to Schindler's List layered on top of it. thanks.

    Date: 03/20/18 Views: 173,150 Category: Fail

  • "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    "My Girlfriend vs. 30 Guys"

    Sleaziest Blonde gets injected with enough farm-fresh penis pudding to short circuit Bill Cosby. Followed by a shit-eating grin across her face. Some seriously thrilling ways to lose your Fruit Loops in this one folks. I promise.

    Date: 03/18/18 Views: 238,477 Category: Slutty

  • Relationship Goals

    Relationship Goals

    Before today there were two things I was totally certain of. 1) Florida is the unwashed crotch of the US of A. And 2) $37 doesn't get you anywhere in Buenos Aires. He proved me wrong once, but there will be no duplication.

    Date: 03/16/18 Views: 148,656 Category: Drugs