• CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    CLASSIC: "Too thick, I QUIT!"

    Her body language alone made the P-to-B transaction less probable than Bob Barker headlining UFC 215. Best she sticks to stuff she's good at. Like shopping at Warby Parker & picketing Chipotle. 'straight to A' isnt her thing.

    Date: 09/08/17 Views: 141,293 Category: Anal

  • The 10 Best Sex Positions EVER

    The 10 Best Sex Positions EVER

    song [ HERE ]

    Date: 08/31/17 Views: 156,635 Category: Flexible

  • The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    The Scene that Retired Lily Thai

    Three years of forcing porn producers to scotch guard everything in a 2-mile radius was no problemo. But ~60 secs of churning butt butter? GAME OVER. Ladies and gents: I present to you the enigma of Asian scrag hags.

    Date: 08/18/17 Views: 142,620 Category: Rekt

  • The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    The Gentleman's Guide to Anal Sex

    This guy might as well be the Conor McGregor of butthole dysfunction, and today he's teaching Relationships 101. Adopt his patented "Oklahoma whiff n' dip", and I promise, ur lady will never think about crying misogyny again.

    Date: 08/13/17 Views: 123,581 Category: Assholes

  • Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Amazing Girl, UGLY SECRET (0:56)

    Props to guy laying pipe. I haven't heard a teenager whine that ambiguously since that time I was caught defecating in the Blockbuster drop-box in protest to late fees on my rental of Johnny Mnemonic. FULL SCENE HERE

    Date: 08/03/17 Views: 328,126 Category: WTF

  • A Girl With Standards

    A Girl With Standards

    This is classic. She literally goes from chowing down her own buttmud like a malnourished Nigerian, to straight up protesting a facial. Apparently the Woodman School of Rectology isn't as diverse as originally thought, HAHA.

    Date: 07/28/17 Views: 156,836 Category: Anal

  • Wife Can't Escape!

    Wife Can't Escape!

    Russia: Some go for the stroganoff. Others go to stir up enough friction to earn a campfire badge. This guy does both. 1st he loads up on Leninade, then he hits that dirty squirrel like life depends on it. A role model, if u will.

    Date: 07/12/17 Views: 203,566 Category: Anal

  • 19 Guys in ONE Day?

    19 Guys in ONE Day?

    Only 2 people should never be caught doing the forbidden fox trot: Lindsay Lohan in her 'i'll snort Clorox' phase, and this girl. She's 19, anti-semen and dumber than a mailbox on Sunday. In other words: she was BORN for Efukt.

    Date: 06/30/17 Views: 381,532 Category: Slutty

  • REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    REAL: The 84lb Virgin

    After banging a good 85% of the Czech Republic's population, he finally broke unfamiliar ground: A mint condition hymen... and an uneducated one at that. She taps out quicker than me during the Baywatch movie.

    Date: 06/11/17 Views: 450,388 Category: Virgins

  • Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Anal Causes Autism (PROOF)

    Believe it or not, cornpocket sodomy is her favorite pastime. That crater has no fear, but 2:05 is where she crossed the line into WIFE MATERIAL. I vow to thee: Hottest Autistic I'd Lose a Custody Battle To. Run with it.

    Date: 04/27/17 Views: 470,676 Category: Rekt

  • Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Anal Virgin vs. THE MACHINE

    Not since the release of The Human Centipede have I seen a person's genitals put in such a 1-sided battle. She fucks the Predator of ass rippage, cries legit tears & has a rage quit that would make Kanye West jealous.

    Date: 04/15/17 Views: 190,423 Category: Alphas

  • RARE: Girl Actually Gets off on FacialAbuse

    RARE: Girl Actually Gets off on FacialAbuse

    James Randi said it couldn't be done. Man vs. Wild won't do an episode on it. But thanks to Alexis Perez we now have solid proof that if your clitoris has been neglected by daddy long enough, anything is possible.

    Date: 11/30/16 Views: 394,448 Category: Porn

  • AM I BEING DETAINED?

    AM I BEING DETAINED?

    A democratic acquaintance at Chipotle has long told me African American men and white cops simply don't get along. After seeing Tyrone Kobe Jermaine Javarie get bullied into BBW twat, I understand why.

    Date: 10/27/16 Views: 321,946 Category: Big Dicks

  • How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    How NOT to Impress Hot Girls

    The Dating Playbook by Andrew Ferebee. Buy yourself TWO copies. Cause the current approach of turning your dick into a secret item on the Buffalo Wild Wings menu isn't really panning out, brah. More HERE.

    Date: 10/15/16 Views: 226,909 Category: LMAO

  • The Most Carded Girl in Porn

    The Most Carded Girl in Porn

    She's over 18... I swear! [Full Scene] [Song]

    Date: 04/15/16 Views: 3,476,335 Category: Porn