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  • Friday Night RUINED

    Friday Night RUINED

    FUCK YOU GAVIN

    Date: 03/07/19 Views: 193,956 Category: Busted

  • Swing Things

    Swing Things

    After shlogging a good 90% of the right-swipe rejects on FarmersMeet.com - you are entitled to a bone being thrown your way. And here I thought I've seen jevery angle there is to enter a Pottery Barn cashier from... but I was wrong. So wrong.

    Date: 04/11/19 Views: 149,087 Category: Hot

  • Bad Influence

    Bad Influence

    Kinda pointless to shame yourself on social media and not even flash one angle of your cervix that can be Photoshopped into Sponge Bob. Aren't we supposed to be marching towards new goals as a society? I'm disappointed in you, Becky.

    Date: 03/17/19 Views: 247,044 Category: Teen

  • I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions

    Pretty much the most sexually perplexing thing I've seen since CRAZYSHIT'S WTF SERIES. This is coming from a guy that's sat through over 47 volumes of SSBBW Ivy and Friends Videos. My voice matters today more than ever before.

    Date: 04/16/19 Views: 171,265 Category: Asians

  • "2 Cousins Fucking"

    "2 Cousins Fucking"

    Welcome to the world of implied incestual videos. Against all better judgement, it's managed to take the Internet's #1 spot as go-to spank material. Here's a tip tho: They're all faker than Sylvester Stallone's piss test. But this one...

    Date: 05/02/19 Views: 157,465 Category: Incest

  • The REVENGE Compilation

    The REVENGE Compilation

    I've seen a lot of desperation in my day... but damn near 4 fucking hours of mid-production skin flicks trying to pass themselves off as revenge porn? I would say the Internet has officially reached a new low... but buzzfeed.com still exists.

    Date: 12/12/18 Views: 248,230 Category: Compilations

  • Imagine Being this Beta

    Imagine Being this Beta

    Talk about pathetic. Listen Patrick, when it comes time to splurge your hanukkah nickles this season - make a worthwhile investment. Like a Kindle Fire. Or a noose.

    Date: 12/13/18 Views: 241,182 Category: Cuck

  • TBT: The UCD College Incident

    TBT: The UCD College Incident

    l e a c h e d

    Date: 02/14/19 Views: 187,527 Category: Teen

  • The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    The "Daddy Issues" Compilation

    Practically 2 hours of social-media influenced acts of whoring - so unprecedented you might have to get the Jiffy Pop ready and clear an afternoon. Don't be fooled by those smiles tho... their love for Internet anonymity dies here and dies now.

    Date: 04/20/19 Views: 152,137 Category: Queefy

  • Shame No Longer Exists

    Shame No Longer Exists

    Becky LaStarbuck's safe space gets invaded by some degenerate clawing his way to 500 likes and subscribes... only to find the find the school's biggest petri dish instead. Does she: 1) Demand he stop 2) Compare dick sizes or 3) Not budge

    Date: 04/17/19 Views: 225,907 Category: Teen

  • Here's your tip, Asshole

    Here's your tip, Asshole

    protip for my ever-evolving female viewer base: If you ever find yourself in this situation, make sure you order the blooming onion first. Outback servers tend to frown upon this kind of behavior out of the gate. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 03/29/19 Views: 148,748 Category: Public

  • That Shouldn't Fit

    That Shouldn't Fit

    Seems straight-forward to me: Her vageen has the width of printer paper & he's hung like the Houston Rocket's starting lineup. Uncertainty should be expected.

    Date: 01/03/19 Views: 207,443 Category: Big Dicks

  • The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    The Internet's Biggest Mystery

    1 video, 5 minutes, no name. The identity race started in this thread and has now spread around porn sites faster than genital warts at an Insane Clown Posse concert. Four weeks later and we still have nothing but dick rash to show for it...

    Date: 03/03/19 Views: 175,297 Category: Hot

  • Escort Loses Her Smile

    Escort Loses Her Smile

    My first 'pay-to-play' was in a McD toilet stall. She was more Kurt Perry than Katy Perry, pretty foul. Not even a replay of Heather Graham's bush in Boogie Nights changed the mood. But... if I had this guy's attitude? Life would be different.

    Date: 12/16/18 Views: 187,016 Category: Ouch

  • The Sex Life of a Nerd

    The Sex Life of a Nerd

    Yes, she's 18-years-old... and slightly defective by the look of things. Really not sure what else to say about her. It's just another one of those geeky broads that's taken their obsession with Harry Potter spells a little bit too fucking far to fap.

    Date: 01/09/19 Views: 180,006 Category: Freaks

  • Creeping Coworker

    Creeping Coworker

    Some people will watch this and see a beautiful free spirit. Others will shower their routers in ammonia and set their monitor on fire. But me? All I see is a girl that gives 0 fucks about gender neautral bathrooms. Call me Mr. Positivity.

    Date: 12/04/18 Views: 274,852 Category: Busted

  • Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    Tell Your Boyfriend I Said "sup"

    You just can't go back after this. She'll forever be known as the super THOT of Bumblefuck Alabama. She's essentially a walking, twitching Reddit activist for open sexuality... yet stays in good spirit knowing this vid is going straight to IG.

    Date: 12/23/18 Views: 289,011 Category: Amateur

  • This is How People Go to Jail

    This is How People Go to Jail

    Lookout world, this eroding shit stain has no limits. He also has a group of friends that lost their virginitys to a series of mail-order body pillows. Keep these 2 details in mind - it's the closest clue you're gonna get as to why the fuck this was filmed.

    Date: 01/23/19 Views: 220,083 Category: Drunk

  • Egon Loses His Virginity

    Egon Loses His Virginity

    HER: Looks like the rates are hourly
    HIM: Looks like he's had every flavor of Pop Tarts
    Some love stories are just destined for happy endings.

    Date: 12/19/18 Views: 264,774 Category: Public

  • RUINED. AGAIN.

    RUINED. AGAIN.

    [PART 1]

    Date: 12/26/18 Views: 189,297 Category: Freaks

  • 41 Wonderful Seconds

    41 Wonderful Seconds

    And that's about 30 more than the average heterosexual male will need to reach peak yogurt arch. If there was a hall of fame for "Reasons I Have to use a Magic Eraser on my Ceiling" this would be on top. Directly underneath this clown show.

    Date: 05/22/19 Views: 88,454 Category: Hot

  • I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    I Think the Relationship is Over LOL

    Pretty sure this one is a complete setup, but she's definitely been down this road before. The "a guy tried to pay me for sex in Canadian pennies so I punched his cock" is a reaction that can only be experienced - not learned. Ask me how I know.

    Date: 04/28/19 Views: 136,835 Category: LMAO

  • Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Meanwhile, at the Marriot Hotel...

    Never underestimate the benefits of a 3-star YELP hotel that recycles toilet paper. You may leave with a more diseased crotch than all 97-years of Madonna's world tours combined... but the stories you'll be able to tell will be legendary. #facts

    Date: 12/28/18 Views: 227,101 Category: Slutty

  • Sex Tape of the Fucking Year

    Sex Tape of the Fucking Year

    Guillermo del Toro and his production company have some fucking explaining to do. I don't know what I just watched but personally, I think he should find a way to cast the Olsen twins in the sequel and let the tapioca fly. Think outside the box.

    Date: 05/17/19 Views: 127,876 Category: Impressive

  • The Last Day of High School

    The Last Day of High School

    Date: 05/19/19 Views: 104,630 Category: Advertisement

  • This better not be real...

    This better not be real...

    #yikers #poggers

    Date: 12/01/18 Views: 254,556 Category: Busted

  • Little Tourist, BIG Surprise

    Little Tourist, BIG Surprise

    so... what's the number one reason men travel abroad with copious amounts of currency in their wallets? To traffic drugs inside the rectal cavities of local cattle and/or family members. But right behind that, there's this. Watch & learn hombrè.

    Date: 05/04/19 Views: 207,682 Category: Public

  • imma break yo pussy!

    imma break yo pussy!

    Symptom #37 that you've graduated from everyday camgirl, to fully fledged bucket list fuck: You actively shoot, edit and upload a video of your oyster farm getting shucky ducky'd for all the degenerates of the world to see. quack quack

    Date: 05/19/19 Views: 106,003 Category: Hot

  • Perfection RUINED

    Perfection RUINED

    That tit-to-tattoo ratio: Never in my life have I been so impressed and disgusted at the same time. Actually... that's not true. Walking into a Walmart bathroom unannounced during Black Friday still holds that trophy. But this is a strong silver.

    Date: 05/12/19 Views: 110,634 Category: Tattoos

  • Collateral Damage

    Collateral Damage

    I'm digging the pre-sodimizing acting. That's what porn is missing: A relatable leading actress that's been kicked out of Big Bang Theory's catering truck. Twice.

    Date: 12/09/18 Views: 217,088 Category: Fail