FFS: if you're gonna pay top dollar to rent desperate college girls, you might as well get a finger wet. Then again... when Home Depot is the source of your libido, maybe you've already done all the cummin you can do. Carry on.
Gotta respect a guy that's more interested in his 50% Off Panda Express coupon, than questioning why his 18-year-old daughter is naked in front of the family webcam. Balancing priorities are an integral part of fatherhood.
Enjoy this one slowly. For this is undoubtedly the first, last and only time you'll ever see a teenage girl drunkenly slam dunk her own gash directly in front of a disapproving parental unit. In another word... FAPFAPFAP.