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  • Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Mistakes Were Definitely Made

    Wow. Being an attention whore really came back to bite this one in the labia minora? How about next time you stick to handing out your patented herpes lollipops, and save the 2nd degree burns for likeigiveafuck.com.

    Date: 02/01/17 Views: 170,108 Category: Ouch

  • Me and 'My Vagina'

    Me and 'My Vagina'

    This seems to be the new standard in webcam fuckery: Using crafty camera angles, and a borrowed vagina to make Bangladeshi cab drivers think you're munching your own box and triple token revenues. SPOILER: IT WORKS.

    Date: 05/02/17 Views: 118,010 Category: Lesbians

  • Bull Dozer

    Bull Dozer

    See the epic eye roll @6:03? I know that look. It's the fuck, i shouldn't have married a guy that voted Bernie look. No kidding lady. A) Free college is a myth. 2) Your uterus wouldnt have turned into a chapter of the YMCA

    Date: 01/16/17 Views: 306,827 Category: Cuck

  • Annnnd there goes my childhood

    Annnnd there goes my childhood

    34 straight years of wholesome entertainment, completely obliterated by the next generation of ejaculation. Next up: Automata. We both know why.

    Date: 05/09/17 Views: 120,156 Category: Gamers

  • She's legal... I SWEAR!

    She's legal... I SWEAR!

    Fetch my handkerchief, I wish to ejaculate post-haste.

    Date: 04/30/17 Views: 156,623 Category: Gallery

  • Always Check Your Surroundings

    Always Check Your Surroundings

    The geyser has reached max pressure and not 1 heck is given. She jams, she crams, she marks that bench like her bloodline has cocker spaniel in it. It's going good until Captain DickSchwinn makes an appearance. (3:03)

    Date: 12/21/16 Views: 196,284 Category: Busted

  • A Tinder Success Story

    A Tinder Success Story

    REKT

    Date: 03/25/17 Views: 181,679 Category: Slutty

  • He's Proud of This?

    He's Proud of This?

    I've heard a lot of guys say a lot of audacious shit just to keep their dick submerged in A-tier whisker biscuit. But to fan-fiction your way through divorce court? That's a level of dedication I never wanted to know.

    Date: 03/16/17 Views: 340,798 Category: Cringe

  • I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    I'm 87% sure that's his sister...

    Increasingly questionable vid of a threesome that picked the wrong day to be recorded without sound. Don't worry tho, I'm a pro. And it's my personal opinion that at least 2 of the participants regularly use Midol and Tampax.

    Date: 04/28/17 Views: 179,192 Category: Webcams

  • HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    HELP! I'm on the Internet!

    Bombin Jager

    Date: 11/29/16 Views: 152,232 Category: Gallery

  • BBC vs. Honor Student

    BBC vs. Honor Student

    Ever seen a girl question the elasticity of her vagina, and future as a NASA engineer at the same time? Good. Now we have two things in common.

    Date: 04/09/17 Views: 309,920 Category: Big Dicks

  • It DOES happen in real life

    It DOES happen in real life

    Other working titles:
    — Guardians of the Phallus-Y
    — Beaver and Buttface
    — Evil Head

    Date: 05/08/17 Views: 144,389 Category: Public

  • All in the Family

    All in the Family

    Don't let the location fool you. This Putana's tough girl persona is as real as KFC's hand-washing policy. Such as illustrated after her 'brother's' attempt at literally fucking the tears out of her. P.S. WTF @ 1:25 LOL

    Date: 01/11/17 Views: 210,583 Category: Incest

  • Revenge of the Delivery Boy

    Revenge of the Delivery Boy

    1 Little Ceaser's employee attempt to take a stand against camwhore exploitation doesn't go as planned. He went for the fuzzy doughnut, he was stripped and sent home instead. Another win for the token twins.

    Date: 12/25/16 Views: 231,531 Category: Pizza

  • Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Wrong Place to Bust a Nut

    Was that a schoolbus @ 10:00? [mariah leonne]

    Date: 04/11/17 Views: 112,055 Category: Public

  • Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    Why can't my girlfriend do that?

    For a good 24 hours people were treating this misfit like that dress nobody knew the color of. is it 1 girl? is it 2 girls? will either of them trade Arby's coupons for pictures of their soggy juice wallet?. Spoiler: It's a duo.

    Date: 12/20/16 Views: 152,963 Category: Impressive

  • Outwitting a Hooker: SURPRISE CREAMPIE

    Outwitting a Hooker: SURPRISE CREAMPIE

    Increasing the protein count of a prosti's hot pocket without warning, and getting the response to it: These are the best things you can live vicariously through the Internet. Today, 2 birds get killed with 1 Russian boner.

    Date: 12/16/16 Views: 185,059 Category: Bitches

  • You'll Never Guess

    You'll Never Guess

    Got trust issues? Mine stem from being dick tricked 392 consecutive times by the Eastern Hemisphere. Fall for that many trouser barnacles in a row and you best believe I'm 2nd guessing your TINDER profile, TIFFANY.

    Date: 01/17/17 Views: 194,232 Category: Asians

  • "MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!"

    "MY PUSSY IS ON FIRE!"

    Dare give your pocket change to a girl with one of these things crammed up her barking walrus, and you'll be rewarded with more shakes than an epileptic with a day pass to Six Flags. SPOILER ALERT: Bitches be faking.

    Date: 05/19/17 Views: 72,773 Category: Devices

  • Scarred For Life (HAHA)

    Scarred For Life (HAHA)

    Tokens donated, new toy tested and deciding to work 2 hours removed from Chipotle's free guacamole day... what can go wrong? Hint: it's shaped like a bratwurst, has no speed limit & smells like a girl that listens to ICP.

    Date: 03/27/17 Views: 111,333 Category: Surprise

  • Triple-D's at age 19

    Triple-D's at age 19

    I should warn you: Gravity has already won the war. I guess there's still life behind those nipples... but in 3 years TOPS, these things will have no use outside of being stunt doubles in the 3D reboot of Good Burger.

    Date: 02/20/17 Views: 245,413 Category: Anal

  • "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    "BUT... I CAN'T DO ANAL!"

    Average Joes aren't the only ones facing resistance when trying to smash the cadburys. Semi-pro pornstars have occupational hazards too. ah well. As long as human toilet paper isn't on the menu, German girls are still bae.

    Date: 04/23/17 Views: 132,264 Category: Anal

  • Bite-Sized Pornstar II

    Bite-Sized Pornstar II

    Legally, she's not a midget (5'6), but she does have the body type of a malnourished refugee and is actually pretty cute to boot. I'd totally White Knight her with a trip to Legoland, and get blown on Coastersaurus Rex.

    Date: 02/17/17 Views: 201,036 Category: Porn

  • How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    How to Spend $40 in Thailand

    He looks like the kinda guy that sells propane and propane accessories when not preoccupied with WWF pay-per-views, but I shouldn't hate. He has sex with women. I'm still stuck in the tube sock/cottage cheese matrix.

    Date: 04/18/17 Views: 115,367 Category: Anal

  • Beyond Baked II

    Beyond Baked II

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Date: 01/19/17 Views: 177,176 Category: LMAO

  • Life Savings Well Spent

    Life Savings Well Spent

    She seems like a cool chick. The type that'd carve her name into the hood of your car if you missed a text, or volunteer a rimjob if your Reddit post gets 0 upvotes. But her taste in the opposite sex species? Fucking hell.

    Date: 04/06/17 Views: 130,942 Category: Webcams

  • The Chipotle Girl

    The Chipotle Girl

    Burritos are burritos, I don't discriminate. But when your bum crumbs are in the vicinity of my guacamole, ur walking on that thin line of reprehensible. Now put your underwear back on before my sour cream is on the house.

    Date: 05/06/17 Views: 173,825 Category: Hot

  • 2 Drunk 2 Fuck

    2 Drunk 2 Fuck

    ...and by 'drunk' I mean one socially-deficient girl losing all vertical ability after hammering down 1.5 Coronas. The only thing missing is the token fat friend trying to drag her out, and someone screaming 'Y0 WURLSTAR'.

    Date: 12/02/16 Views: 220,030 Category: Amateur

  • TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    TOO BIG, NOT READY!

    Homeboy gets the invite to ride the vein train to Epiglottis Avenue on a girl that has a smaller esophagus than Tyrion Lannister. He approaches the same way I do to 5PM traffic: Ram foward, and ignore the cries for help.

    Date: 05/01/17 Views: 138,959 Category: Amateur

  • World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    World's 1st Retarded Pornstar?

    More here

    Date: 03/14/17 Views: 180,055 Category: Derp