There's a 25 second preroll ad. That's kinda gay. But what's not gay is peeing on women while wearing a cowboy hat. So raise your can of Diet Shasta and welcome home the man that invented just that.
Date February 9th, 2012
Views 14746
Dude got tired of wanking off to fantasies of Missy Elliot rolling around in a 2 story bowl of Kraft macaroni & cheese and went for the next best thing - raping a horse. Enjoy death row you monster.
Date November 3rd, 2011
Views 127460
Remember the woman that used myspace to track down her biological son and ultimately fucked him in some cheap motel? Well, she got 9 to 30 years in the slammer. Read
HERE.
Date May 10th, 2011
Views 132781
Nowadays it's all about the werewolf kids. They hang foxtails from their ass cracks and howl into the night like complete and utter faggots... all in the name of individual expression!
Date May 25th, 2010
Views 81092
If there's one newscaster I'd like to butt fuck into oblivion... this is it. The bitch looks like big bird and never shuts the fuck up. DIE.
Date January 16th, 2010
Views 100370
He's 20 years old and already facing 2 decades in prison for 'accidentally' downloading CP via the almighty Limewire. He's fucked. lol.
Date January 2nd, 2010
Views 108392
Second greatest teacher in the world, right after Debra Lafave.
Date August 25th, 2009
Views 97597
Apparently abducting a 50 pound toddler isn't as easy as CSI:NY makes it out to be.
Date July 2nd, 2009
Views 108607
Fat people just can't resist being on television. The second they see a camera they pursue it like Wienerschnitzel chili dog. Makes me sick.
Date July 2nd, 2009
Views 95309
I dig the ass, but I think her money would've been better spent on facial reconstruction. She's got that whole chipmunk thing going on.
Date June 9th, 2009
Views 97652
Hey now. I fully support your unwillingness to fund Al Qaeda via paying that towel head's $10 fare, but don't ever fucking drop the "R" word just to get your way. That shit aint cool bitch.
Date May 27th, 2009
Views 109210
That cop deserves some serious disciplinary action. Preferably something that involves him getting pooed on.
Date May 10th, 2009
Views 95413
Woah. The brief interview with Simon Birch describing his moms titties kinda made me physically uncomfortable. Kill it with fire.
Date January 7th, 2009
Views 100070
I wonder if they can cause penis infections as well? Honestly when you have as many STD's as me, you tend to stop giving a shit about things like this. The more bacteria the better, builds character.
Date November 19th, 2008
Views 105047
She claims that she's having the surgery done as gift for her husband. Yeah fucking right. We all know he's sick of her pussy being wider than a football field and is forcing her to have it done. Buddy, divorce the whore and find yourself a devout Christian girlfriend. Her pussy will be so tight it'll cut off the circulation to your cock everytime you fuck her.
Date November 3rd, 2008
Views 97013
Yeah I actually read in the paper she's hoping to get 1 million for it. Holy shit this bitch is dumb. I'd pay $50 tops, and only if it was a 2 for 1 combo. I want that anal cherry just as much but I'm on a budget boys!
Date September 17th, 2008
Views 99898
I didn't realize Rottweilers were so submissive when it comes to sodomy. Most dogs would just bite your fucking cock off!
Date March 24th, 2008
Views 96482
Her genitalia is regrettably blurred out but none the less... this fits in well with the whole
Date February 7th, 2008
Views 108227
